I was drunk and did this aberration of team lmao

[Slinky8989]

Yes, its me, again, and in today post i have the most aberrating team possible ( i made this while drinking wine from a box at 2 a.m)
Here's the pokepast (in case you wanna suffer): HOW THE FUCK IM SUPPOSED TO NAME THIS?! (pokepast.es)

And breaking down the team, yes this has no sinergy

Scizor @ Punching Glove
Ability: Technician
Tera Type: Steel
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Bullet Punch
- Aerial Ace
- Close Combat
- Swords Dance

Idk why and how this got in the team but it is been working pretty well ngl, getting serious its been destroying teams so hard that some people forfeit when it sword dance, bullet punch, punching glove and techinician are pure combination for chaos and against iron valiant the most common fairy type is a very effectible counter
(sorry if my english in the post is not the best im not a native english speaker)

Ribombee @ Focus Sash
Ability: Shield Dust
Tera Type: Ghost
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Sticky Web
- Moonblast
- Stun Spore
- Psychic

Its a bee and idk dude i just use it for weebs and sometimes it hits harder than my dad's belt but is a very good lead in most of the games and it was interesting to use it (in my drunk mind it was perfect) but theres anymore i can say about it sorry

Great Tusk @ Heavy-Duty Boots
Ability: Protosynthesis
Tera Type: Fighting
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Headlong Rush
- Bulk Up
- Ice Spinner
- Rapid Spin

My man the elephant, elephant, strong, good moveset, decent speed, what more i can say about it?, web remover hazard remover, great attack everything about this little guy is amazing and i feel in love with it and sometimes if it setup can sweep but that doesn't happen frecuently

Cinderace @ Heavy-Duty Boots
Ability: Libero
Tera Type: Fire
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Pyro Ball
- U-turn
- Sucker Punch
- Court Change

This is gonna be my food in 3 hours but apart from that attack and speed and court change that can change the hazard from you sides to the enemys side and i dont know what more i can say about it ngl im running out of ideas but its just one of my favorite fire types and an incredibly power

Zapdos @ Heavy-Duty Boots
Ability: Static
Tera Type: Steel
EVs: 252 HP / 104 Def / 152 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Roost
- Volt Switch
- Hurricane
- Heat Wave

dude im actually tired of writing but here we go, zapdos my favorite bird and faster than max speed great tusk and a menace to society and bulky as fuck and fast and sexy and everything, this bird has everything and its the fucking goat in all the ways i use it has a great tusk removal

Walking Wake @ Booster Energy
Ability: Protosynthesis
Tera Type: Water
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Agility
- Dragon Pulse
- Hydro Steam
- Substitute

I use this instead dragapult because idk i just put it in the team and works very good ngl very good type combination and agility and booster energy are the best shit i have ever seen in one pokemon (im in love with this pokemon)

And yea thats all idk if i said something important but meh i will make it better later so yea
Love to everyone <3

Edit: Change that lizard for the other lizard dragapult here's the set:
Dragapult @ Choice Specs
Ability: Infiltrator
Tera Type: Ghost
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Draco Meteor
- Shadow Ball
- Flamethrower
- U-turn

Just that bye

 

[DaRotomMachine]

if you are using a webs offense use choice specs thundurus-t, instead of zapdos can counter great tusk as well as beat defoggers such as corviknight

cinderace is weird, as it's main role... is to switch hazards? why would you put sticky web on your side? maybe replace it with max speed max attack kingambit as it's really good on webs because of the speed drop on the other team

If you worry about the specs overlap with thundurus and drag, then maybe use SpA Valiant as another Webs Abuser, literally nobody outspeeds this thing after webs+ energy except for some pokemon.