Hey everyone! Uh, just wanted to get something out of my chest. The truth is, I'm actually not a human dude. I'm, or rather, we're, actually a hivemind of super advanced insects posing as a human being on the internet.
Yep, we have formed a secret association of sorts with representatives from, well not every single species, but at the very least most of the most important insect classes. Why? Well, we recognize that, as insects, humans would never come to see us as anything other than a malicious pest, a disgusting intruder or, in the best case scenario, a mere annoyance. Therefore, we have decided to combine our thoughts, opinions and views into one. A single entity that would command, well not respect, but at least we'd be actually listened to.
So why are we confessing everything? Well, after inhabiting Smogon for a while, we grew fond of you all. We got no explanation of how or why, but we all agreed that you all deserved to know the truth. And who knows? If The Great Insect Uprising actually comes to a pass, maybe we'll pardon y'all!
Well that's pretty much it really. Hope y'all have a wonderful day!We hope this was a good idea...
TLDR; We're actually a bunch of bugs posing as a human guy on the internet.
Yep, we have formed a secret association of sorts with representatives from, well not every single species, but at the very least most of the most important insect classes. Why? Well, we recognize that, as insects, humans would never come to see us as anything other than a malicious pest, a disgusting intruder or, in the best case scenario, a mere annoyance. Therefore, we have decided to combine our thoughts, opinions and views into one. A single entity that would command, well not respect, but at least we'd be actually listened to.
So why are we confessing everything? Well, after inhabiting Smogon for a while, we grew fond of you all. We got no explanation of how or why, but we all agreed that you all deserved to know the truth. And who knows? If The Great Insect Uprising actually comes to a pass, maybe we'll pardon y'all!
Well that's pretty much it really. Hope y'all have a wonderful day!
TLDR; We're actually a bunch of bugs posing as a human guy on the internet.
