Is That a Boss!?

Have you ever had to fight a fully buffed vespiqueen after being fully incapacitated by a nasty vunder Crobat? A dazzling display of force, combined with truly urbane, simultaneously nostalgic pokemon. The onslaught of two of the sexiest firebrands of the games history, and a king worthy of vespiqueen. The masamune incarnate, with arguably the single most effective sp. atk. sweep period(.) These are the goals of this varitably suave entourage, and I would like to know what you think of the ensemble.
Additionally, they are in desperate need of item suggestions. Please, lend them your aid.
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Vespiqueen: Docile 30 / 30 / 29, 30 / 30 / 30
EV's: 252 def, 252 sp def, 4 Hp
Attack Order/ Defend Order/ Heal Order/ Power Gem
Pressure

Remember this queen-B from the 4th gen league? Yeah you remember. Well she's back with avengeance. A spactacular wall, with the ability to up def. and sp. def. simultaneously, and heal with all the effectiveness of recover as well, Vespiqueen's army puts up the greatest walling I have seen as of yet (except for Dusknoir). Additionally, she wipes dark sweep, dark wall, and pretty much anything dark right off the map. The Swarm is here, and it's up first.

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Slaking: Adamant 31/ 31/ 31/ 31/ 31/ 31
EV's: 252 Hp, 252 atk, 4 def
Flail/Giga Impact/Aerial Ace/Hammer Arm
Truant

More slothful, more gluttonous, more terrifying then the great devil Dong Zhuo, the mighty tyrant imposes his wrath with giga fist. A King for Vespiqueen, he picks up the slack of the bug-eyed Cleopatra. Such trememdous power almost always gets the kill, albeit at the cost of the pokemon himself. But what unwavering terror! Pokemon clinging to life are bent at the knee by the pinpoint accuracy of aerial ace, and Flail slays the victor, victory goes to the vanquished, woe to those who fail to finish the hulking monstrosity!

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Alakazam: Timid 31/ 20/ 15/ 31/ 31/ 31
EV's: 252 sp atk, 252 spd, 4 sp def
Focus Blast/Trick(looking for alternative)/Psychic/Shadow Ball
Synchronize

Did someone ask for a sweep? A sweep with more speed than some of the fastest, Arcanine wishes he could compare! But, unlike poor Ninjask, he has the power to boot. Special attacks at hand cover a wide variety of some of the most fomidable opponents, from tyranitar to hydreigon. A mean old timer from the oldest time, Alakazam functions as a more effective sweep than the legendary Gaspar, a resident legend from our very own smogon, who just got his very own recession time pink slip.

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Milotic: Sassy 31/ 30/ 31/ 31/ 31/ 30
EV's: 252 hp, 252 sp def, 4 def
Water Pulse/ Hydro Pump / Safeguard /Recover
Marvel Scale

Firebrand #2, the lovely Milotic. The majestic, elegant and coveted evolution of the ugliest thing to crawl out of Kyogre's hide since the platapus, Milotic plays a vital role in this setup. Acting as Praetorian Prefect to her majesty, Milotic acts as a safe guard setup, and thus often appears ipso facto prior to Vespiqueen. Alakazam better watch out though, hydro pump from this voluptuous mermaid-aspirant tears down anything with special defenses less than that of a Ninetails. Recover leaves this rapturous form unscathed, and water pulse leaves poor fools who dare challenge the temptress confused and heartbroken.

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Crobat: Bashful 31/ 29/ 25/ 20/ 29/ 31
EV's: 252 spd, 252 Hp, 4 atk
Toxic/ Confuse/ Air Cutter/ U-turn
Inner Focus

An original, unrefined in the fires of a smogon forge, an original happening, from way back when. Crobat will bring down the "Walls of Jericho" form Dusknoir to Emboar. Toxic, oh man, if anyone on smogon needs an explanation of the devastating, absolutely devastating effects of toxic leave, just leave. Matched with confuse ray most walls are nearly incapacitated. Air Cutter desperatly needs a changing. U-turn on the other hands allows crobat to poison another day against pesky super speed horrors and strike back hard in a corner.

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Masamune: Adamant 31/ 31/ 31/ 31/ 31/ 31
EV's: 252 Atk, 252 spd, 4 Hp
Swords Dance/ Roost/ Bullet Punch/ X-Scissor
Technician

The right hand. The enforcer. The wicked torrent, the unrelenting cavalcade, the sweep with reach like the fifty-three foot sword wielded by the most incomparably deadly, flower-girl killing bad guy to date. Masamune needs no more than one swords dance to end ninety-five percent of the walls, sweeps and anything else's of the pokemon world. Need a bit of an extra punch? X-Scissor will salt the world, on its own, without any salt. Need anymore reason to live fear? Roost. ROOST!!! IT HEALS ITSELF!!! Masamune will, to pokemon and trainers alike, "Never be just a memory."

There they are. From sea to shining sea, from her eminence to her bane, the storm. They need items, they need a few moves altered, but above all they need to know if they are being lied to. If they are incompetent, mismatched or just plain wrong, please let me know. I thank you for your time, and I sincerely hope you enjoy evaluating "Is That a Boss!?"
 
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