I've never met a real person called Arnold

[Rugi]

Just something to Think About

 

[Fusion Flare]

Bro this dude too??? They simply are an illusion

 

[CanineIllusionist]

Arnold Palmer's existence was like a black hole absorbing the souls of every Arnold born for several decades. Too big of an effect on the meta for any other Arnolds to be viable for a long time. You have to wait a bit for the meta to adjust.

"But imaginary dog who is imagining voices in their head," I hear you all say at once. "What about Arnold Schwarzenegger?" Fills a different niche, as Schwarzenegger or his title The Governator is more fun to say than Arnold.

 

[Bughouse]

That’s because Arnolds are not in fact human but rather elaborate and realistically humanoid scarecrows. You can see this in the “hair” that pokes out of the character’s head on the docuseries “Hay Arnold!”