King Dedede Bathwater for sale

[Plague von Karma]

Belle Delphine, eat your fucking heart out.
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Today, residents of Smogoff, I present you all with a wonderful offer: for the amazing price of exactly $2*, you can buy yourself bathwater used by the one and only King Dedede! That's right, bathwater used by the obese overlord himself!

All you have to do is place orders in this very thread and you too can experience the beauty of King Dedede Bathwater. While it may be unsafe for human consumption, it has the most wonderful scent, is good for skincare, and makes an excellent conversation starter! And once the king is dead and everyone begins buying merchandise in mourning, this bathwater could well rise in price!

So place your orders today and become a proud owner of 50ml of King Dedede Bathwater today!

Ridiculous postage fees and VAT not included.
Actual postage not guaranteed.

 

[Abbey Street]

*50% of all proceeds from the sale of King Dedede’s Bath Water :tm: goes towards the Pop Star Reptile and Wildlife Preservation Fund.

 

[Unfunnydededenotxd]

Jokes on you, I don't have to pay for it! As the one and only King Dedede, I already have 69420 bottles of King Dedede Bath Water.

 

[Martin]

How can I help you, King Dedede?
I need a monster to clobber that there Kirby
That’s what we do best at NME
You’d better get it with a money-back guarantee
*cue sax solo*

 

[toaster04]

Kirby would like to know your location.

 

[Unfunnydededenotxd]

Kirby would like to know your location.

I know his location. He shall be clobbah'd.

 

[LordThemberchaud]

Jokes on you, I don't have to pay for it! As the one and only King Dedede, I already have 69420 bottles of King Dedede Bath Water.

Poyo!