Ok, the title is a joke.
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Tyranitar @ Leftovers
Quiet Nature
Ability: Sand Stream
252 HP / 60 Atk / 168 SpA / 28 Spe
- Substitute
- Focus Punch
- Ice Beam
- Dark Pulse
Well, i prefer t-tar in my ss team, because he's more ofensive than hippowdon, with 404 max hp, he makes giant substitutes with 101 hp and bliss can't brake it with seismic toss, focus punch is for blissey, snorlax and other special walls, for example cradily (in SS), ice beam for donphan, gliscor, tangrowth etc, and finaly, t-bolt for slowbro, skarm, vaporeon and suicune. Tis t-tar haven't STAB moves (Dark Pulse, Crunch, because i prefer thunderbolt.
Scizor @ Choice Band
Adamant Nature
Ability: Technician
4 hp / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
- Bullet Punch
- U-Turn
- Pursuit
- Superpower
Scizor is a great physical sweeper ins SS, with steel type, ss isn't a problem, with bullet punch + STAB + technician + CB is a great combination, bullet punch have STAB and is for most types, U-turn, have STAB and is great for cresselia and other psychics / dark types, pursuit is for azelf, gengar, rotom forms and alakazam, and finaly, i prefer superpower because with CB is a very powerful attack.
Heatran @ Choice Scarf
Naive Nature
Ability: Flash Fire
4 Atk / 252 SpAtk / 252 Spd
- Fire Blast
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Earth Power
- Explosion
Heatran is my special sweeper and revenge killer, with vappy and celebi, is a great combo. Fire blast have STAB and is for most types, hp ice is for dragon types, for example dragonite, salamence and others, earth power for fire types and other heatrans, and finally, explosion is teh last attack and is for bliss, snorlax and other special walls. I prefer Mild nature for more power on Explosion.
Celebi @ Leftovers
Bold Nature
Ability: Natural Cure
252 hp / 220 Def / 36 Spd
- Leech Seed
- Recover
- Stealth Rock
- Psychic / Grass Knot
Great heatran's friend and physical wall, leech seed is very annoying, celebi is a great machamp counter (great counter of my team) recover for recover hp, puts Stealth Rock, Psychic have STAB and is for Machamp and Grass Knot have STAB and is for hippo, slowbro and others. Grass Knot or Psychic?
Zapdos @ Leftovers
Calm Nature
Ability: Pressure
252 hp / 220 Def / 36 Spd
- Discharge
- Heat Wave
- Roost
- Hidden Power [Grass]
Zapdos is my special wall and sleep talker, i prefer discharge because Has a 30% chance to paralyze each target. Heat wave is for Bronzong, celebi and scizor, rest and sleep talk have no coments.
Vaporeon @ Leftovers
Bold Nature
Ability: Water Absorb
252 HP / 216 Def / 20 SpA / 12 SpD / 8 Spe
- Surf
- Ice Beam
- Wish
- Protect
Vappy is my wisher, vappy has a good work on mixape, surf has STAB and is for most types, and ice beam is for dragon / grass types, wish for other pokes of my team, or for vappy, protect is for recover wish and leffies.
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Thanks to Arkeis for the pictures.






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First of all: Sorry for the horrible vocabulary, I'm Spanish and i don't know a lot of english.

Tyranitar @ Leftovers
Quiet Nature
Ability: Sand Stream
252 HP / 60 Atk / 168 SpA / 28 Spe
- Substitute
- Focus Punch
- Ice Beam
- Dark Pulse
Well, i prefer t-tar in my ss team, because he's more ofensive than hippowdon, with 404 max hp, he makes giant substitutes with 101 hp and bliss can't brake it with seismic toss, focus punch is for blissey, snorlax and other special walls, for example cradily (in SS), ice beam for donphan, gliscor, tangrowth etc, and finaly, t-bolt for slowbro, skarm, vaporeon and suicune. Tis t-tar haven't STAB moves (Dark Pulse, Crunch, because i prefer thunderbolt.

Scizor @ Choice Band
Adamant Nature
Ability: Technician
4 hp / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
- Bullet Punch
- U-Turn
- Pursuit
- Superpower
Scizor is a great physical sweeper ins SS, with steel type, ss isn't a problem, with bullet punch + STAB + technician + CB is a great combination, bullet punch have STAB and is for most types, U-turn, have STAB and is great for cresselia and other psychics / dark types, pursuit is for azelf, gengar, rotom forms and alakazam, and finaly, i prefer superpower because with CB is a very powerful attack.

Heatran @ Choice Scarf
Naive Nature
Ability: Flash Fire
4 Atk / 252 SpAtk / 252 Spd
- Fire Blast
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Earth Power
- Explosion
Heatran is my special sweeper and revenge killer, with vappy and celebi, is a great combo. Fire blast have STAB and is for most types, hp ice is for dragon types, for example dragonite, salamence and others, earth power for fire types and other heatrans, and finally, explosion is teh last attack and is for bliss, snorlax and other special walls. I prefer Mild nature for more power on Explosion.

Celebi @ Leftovers
Bold Nature
Ability: Natural Cure
252 hp / 220 Def / 36 Spd
- Leech Seed
- Recover
- Stealth Rock
- Psychic / Grass Knot
Great heatran's friend and physical wall, leech seed is very annoying, celebi is a great machamp counter (great counter of my team) recover for recover hp, puts Stealth Rock, Psychic have STAB and is for Machamp and Grass Knot have STAB and is for hippo, slowbro and others. Grass Knot or Psychic?

Zapdos @ Leftovers
Calm Nature
Ability: Pressure
252 hp / 220 Def / 36 Spd
- Discharge
- Heat Wave
- Roost
- Hidden Power [Grass]
Zapdos is my special wall and sleep talker, i prefer discharge because Has a 30% chance to paralyze each target. Heat wave is for Bronzong, celebi and scizor, rest and sleep talk have no coments.

Vaporeon @ Leftovers
Bold Nature
Ability: Water Absorb
252 HP / 216 Def / 20 SpA / 12 SpD / 8 Spe
- Surf
- Ice Beam
- Wish
- Protect
Vappy is my wisher, vappy has a good work on mixape, surf has STAB and is for most types, and ice beam is for dragon / grass types, wish for other pokes of my team, or for vappy, protect is for recover wish and leffies.
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Thanks to Arkeis for the pictures.