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Name: Steven
(Male only)
Type: Water/Flying
Abilities: Wind Rider / Intimidate // Friend Guard
Stats: 89/82/126/57/69/111
Weight: 27373.5 kg
Movepool: Protect, Facade, Rest, Snore, Endure, Substitute, Confide, Tera Blast, Sleep Talk, Hyper Beam, Giga Impact, Metronome, Steven's Magnificent Soar, The ST stands for Steven, Aerial Ace, Acrobatics, Fly, Bounce, Air Slash, Hurricane, Wing Attack, Surf, Hydro Pump, Liquidation, Wave Crash, Waterfall, Aqua Jet, Aqua Tail, Bulk Up, Defog, Stealth Rock, Steam Eruption, Steamroller, Steel Roller, Steel Wing, Stockpile, Stone Edge, Stored Power, Strength, String Shot, Stuff Cheeks, Bite, Crunch, Ice Fang, Jaw Lock, Heat Wave, Earthquake, Scorching Sands, Earth Power, Bulldoze, Tail Whip, Tail Slap, Thunder Wave, Seismic Toss, Swords Dance, Baton Pass
(Steven's Magnificent Soar, Flying, Physical, 70 BP, 100 Acc, 10 (16) pp, Until this Pokemon switches out or uses another move, the opposing Pokemon has the Steven Dust effect. While affected by Steven Dust, the Pokemon's Electric-type moves will fail and they lose 1/4 of their max HP whenever they attempt to use an Electric move.)
(The ST Stands for Steven, Water, Status, - BP, - Acc, 20 (32) pp, Heals the user by 1/8 of their max HP, cures their status condition, resets their stat drops, frees them from partial trapping and leech seed, and they can't be hit by critical hits until end of turn.)
Flavor: That's Steven
Competitive: Mantine but it has more speed, Intimidate, is physical, and has several other odd alterations.
Name: Tankarhm
Type: Steel/Fighting
Abilities: Heavy Metal / Bulletproof // Keen Eye
Stats: 65/55/180/120/75/40
Weight: 593.0 kg
Movepool: Protect, Facade, Rest, Snore, Endure, Substitute, Confide, Tera Blast, Sleep Talk, Hyper Beam, Giga Impact, Metronome, Flash Cannon, Aura Sphere, Focus Blast, Stealth Rock, Taunt, Toxic, Glare, Bulk Up, Autotomize, Iron Defense, Sandstorm, Metal Sound, Recycle, Harden, Rock Slide, Stone Edge, Fire Punch, Temper Flare, Iron Head, Meteor Mash, Steel Roller, Close Combat, Body Press, Outrage, Earthquake, Ice Spinner, Ice Punch, Thunder Punch, Wild Charge, Supercell Slam, Darkest Lariat, Body Slam, Headbutt, Water Pulse, Ice Beam, Blizzard, Icy Wind, Dark Pulse, Dragon Pulse, Power Gem, Meteor Beam, Charge Beam, Incinerate, Heavy Slam, Earth Power, Focus Punch, Shadow Ball, Steel Beam, Rollout, Metal Burst, Mirror Coat
Flavor: Tank guy or something
Competitive: If you squint, it looks like Mega Aggron with STAB BPress.
Name: Frentaur
Male only
Type: Fairy/Ground
Abilities: Own Tempo // Pallet Swap
(Pallet Swap: Effects of Color Change. Upon switch in, swaps abilities with the opposing Pokemon.)
Stats: 90/90/90/90/90/90
Weight: 647.0 kg
Movepool: Protect, Facade, Rest, Snore, Endure, Substitute, Confide, Tera Blast, Sleep Talk, Hyper Beam, Giga Impact, Metronome, Stomp, Stomping Tantrum, Play Rough, Dazzling Gleam, Earth Power, Calm Mind, Reflect Type, Obstruct, Rock Slide, Rock Tomb, Attract, Charm, Doodle, Baby-Doll Eyes, Decorate, Ally Swap, U-Turn, Shadow Ball, Dragon Rush, Outrage, Prismatic Laser, Agility, Thunderbolt, Thunder, Trailblaze, Dig, Take Down, Pound, Iron Head, Steel Roller, Flash, Safeguard, Crafty Shield, Harden, Body Press, Revelation Dance, Healing Wish, Sandstorm, Rain Dance
Flavor: Painter centaur
Competitive: Really good typing, but no standout stats and subpar stabs. Has a cool ability that works like Wandering Spirit + Color Change, stealing the opponent's ability and leaving them open to things like double Shadow Ball, Outrage, or U-Turn into a mon that beats Bug-types.
Name: Chendo
Type: Fairy/Dragon
Abilities: Moldy
(Moldy: Upon switch out, if this Pokemon is poisoned or badly poisoned, heals this Pokemon by 1/2 of its max HP. This Pokemon only takes 1/16 damage from poison and badly poison, ignoring the increased damage from badly poison. Facade becomes Dragon-type.)
Stats: 130/115/90/95/90/80
Weight: 6113353.0 kg
Movepool: Protect, Facade, Rest, Snore, Endure, Substitute, Confide, Tera Blast, Sleep Talk, Hyper Beam, Giga Impact, Metronome, Cheese Please, Trailblaze, Autotomize, Stored Power, Moonblast, Draining Kiss, Play Rough, Dragon Pulse, Draco Meteor, Outrage, Dragon Tail, Dragon Rush, Dragon Rage, Rage, Stockpile, Spit Up, Swallow, Rock Slide, Body Slam, Tail Whip, Iron Head, Temper Flare, Energy Ball, Focus Energy, Body Press, Nasty Plot, Work Up, Sludge Bomb, Sludge Wave, Toxic Poison Jab, Gunk Shot, Bite, Poison Fang, Twineedle, Lunge
(Cheese Please, Fairy, Physical, 80 BP, 100 Acc, 5 (8) pp, If the user moves first, the user switches out after use. Has a 30% chance to Poison if the user is poisoned or badly poisoned. Contact.)
Flavor: Moldy cheese dinosaur
Competitive: Toxic Orb pseudo that gets super regen and a great typing. It still takes damage over time, making it much less broken.
Name: Thunder Thighs
Type: Fighting/Flying
Abilities: Static / Shield Dust // Big Pecks
Stats: 80/110/90/90/100/110
Weight: 69.0 kg
Movepool: Protect, Facade, Rest, Snore, Endure, Substitute, Confide, Tera Blast, Sleep Talk, Hyper Beam, Giga Impact, Metronome, Superpower, Brick Break, Karate Chop, Focus Punch, Jump Kick, Roost, Acrobatics, Wing Attack, Drill Peck, Brave Bird, Iron Defense, Feather Dance, Slash, Thunder, Thunderbolt, Aura Sphere, Thunder Wave, Wild Charge, Spark, Zing Zap, Air Slash, Gust, Mirror Move, Defog, Bulk Up, Calm Mind, Power Trip, Agility, Coaching, Yawn
Flavor: Chicken
Competitive: Offensive mon that has lots of utility it can slot.
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