Make A Toast

[BP]

In my free time I like to come up with toasts to use at the bar when I inevitably win on bar tabs and buy my friends shots.

Here a couple I have so far.

"here's to always testing negative and always being positive"

"whether you're wealthy or poor, healthy or a whore, I love you all more"

Still thinking of a way to end the second one. Below post your own toast ideas.

 

[Mace]

Whether you're wealthy or poor, healthy or a whore. I love you all more than my starter bulbasaur. Goodbye Condom *releases*

 

[Ehmcee]

Alright, here's a helpful how to for those unaware:

Step 1: Get your bread

Any piece of bread should work, if you make your own bread, you can just cut up a slice or two and move on to step 2.

Step 2: Plug your toaster in

When you're finished with making toast, it's a good idea to unplug your toaster, since oftentimes it uses up excess energy for no reason, so you'll have to plug it in to move on to step 3.

Step 3: Put your bread into the toaster

Insert your bread into the toaster, usually through slots at the top

Step 4: Wait

Now we wait, usually from 1-3 minutes.

Step 5: Toast

And now we have toast! Now that you're informed on the art of toast making, go off fellow smogoffers!

 

[phoopes]

There are good ships and there are wood ships
And there are ships that sail the sea
But the best ships are friendships
And may they always be

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

Alright, here's a helpful how to for those unaware:

Step 1: Get your bread
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Any piece of bread should work, if you make your own bread, you can just cut up a slice or two and move on to step 2.

Step 2: Plug your toaster in

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When you're finished with making toast, it's a good idea to unplug your toaster, since oftentimes it uses up excess energy for no reason, so you'll have to plug it in to move on to step 3.

Step 3: Put your bread into the toaster

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Insert your bread into the toaster, usually through slots at the top

Step 4: Wait

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Now we wait, usually from 1-3 minutes.

Step 5: Toast

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And now we have toast! Now that you're informed on the art of toast making, go off fellow smogoffers!

too slow CaffeineBoost

 

[Ununhexium]

“Cheers”

 

[DKM]

The best way to toast your friends...
































Is with a fire

 

[ash601]

Here's to securing the bag, but also to securing friendships along the way.

 

[CaffeineBoost]

too slow CaffeineBoost

i don't like toast.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

i don't like toast.

wake up babe new smogoff lore just dropped

 

[az]

 

[phoopes]

Toast++ sorry forgot to tag you earlier