I know I'm a complete noob at this and some of this was copypasted from the Strategic Pokedex, but I actually use this team with the exception of Crobat (who seems like he'd help a bunch)
Also, this team lacks a Boltbeamer, a Rock Blocker, and a reliable wall, can someone help with that?
The Expected/Never Used Lead
Ninjask @Focus Sash
EVs: 252 HP / 60 SDef / 198 Spe
Adamant Nature
Speed Boost
-Swords Dance
-X-Scissor
-Protect
-Baton Pass
Why?
Most leads can OHKO Ninjask, we all know this. But Focus Sash Ninjask can do what most Pokes can't do safely: Pass 2 Attack and 3 Speed boosts using Protect, SD, Protect, BP. This gives him versatility on this team as everyone other than Togekiss is Physical on my team and Togekiss REALLY needs the Speed boost.
The Speedy Sweeper
Weavile
Focus Sash/Life Orb
252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
-Night Slash
-Ice Punch
-Brick Break
-Swords Dance
Why?
Weavile's just the average Physical sweeper except he can out-speed almost every Poke, plus if he uses the Focus Sash, he can SD, survive, and wipe the floor against almost everything except Fighting or heavy Steels.
The Special One
Togekiss
King's Rock/Leftovers
EVs: 252 HP / 172 SAtk / 84 Spe
Modest Nature
Ability: Serene Grace
-Air Slash
-Thunder Wave
-Aura Sphere
-Roost
Why?
Togekiss is the primary Ninjask BP recipient unless a Ground or Special wall is in play. Togekiss can decimate teams with luck, because if the +3 Speed boost does get him over the opponent's Speed (which it probably will), he can repeatedly use Air Slash and flinch them for 60% + possible King's Rock bonus (dunno what it is). If he's still slower, he can use TWave and flinch for 70+%. Togekiss is fairly sturdy so it can Roost off the damage if he manages to get hit. (It also stops Boltbeamers in their tracks as long as they're taking off less than 1/2 of Togekiss's HP). Also, he's a good switch-in for Weavile as his #1 weakness is Fighting.
Shroom Intoxication
Breloom
Toxic Orb
EVs: 6 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
Ability: Poison Heal
-Spore
-Focus Punch
-Stone Edge
-Facade
Why?
Obvious set is obvious, we all know what Sporepunch does, but it isn't OHKOing non-normal Flying types such as Yanmega (.25x effective) and it's missing Ghosts completely. For that, there's Stone Edge. Anything that has a resistance against Fighting or Rock can be at least neutrally hit by Normal, and Facade's power doubles with Toxic Orb, which additionally heals Breloom.
Rock&Role
Gliscor
Leftovers/Yache Berry
EVs: 252 HP / 40 Def / 216 Spe
Impish Nature
Ability: Sand Veil
-Earthquake
-Swords Dance
-Baton Pass
-Stealth Rock
Why?
He's the resident lightning rod plus he's not weak to much, as Yache Berry's presence indicates. He's also the only Stealth Rocker and an alternate Baton Passer, and he may even do both jobs at once because of his durability and speed.
EDIT:
LOStarmie
Starmie @ Life orb
Timid nature
EV: 4 HP 252 Sp.Atk 252 Spe
Surf
Rapid spin
Ice beam
Thunderbolt
Why?
Thunderbolt and Ice Beam are at least neutral against everything except Lanturn and Magnezone, the former isn't often seen in OU play and the latter is taken care of by Life Orb STAB Surf. Timid 252 Speed EV Starmie is only outsped by ~15 Pokemon, and the majority of them are Ubers. Rapid Spin is there because the rest of my team is susceptible to Stealth Rock and Starmie is the fastest Spinner in the game.
Also, this team lacks a Boltbeamer, a Rock Blocker, and a reliable wall, can someone help with that?

The Expected/Never Used Lead
Ninjask @Focus Sash
EVs: 252 HP / 60 SDef / 198 Spe
Adamant Nature
Speed Boost
-Swords Dance
-X-Scissor
-Protect
-Baton Pass
Why?
Most leads can OHKO Ninjask, we all know this. But Focus Sash Ninjask can do what most Pokes can't do safely: Pass 2 Attack and 3 Speed boosts using Protect, SD, Protect, BP. This gives him versatility on this team as everyone other than Togekiss is Physical on my team and Togekiss REALLY needs the Speed boost.
The Speedy Sweeper
Weavile
Focus Sash/Life Orb
252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
-Night Slash
-Ice Punch
-Brick Break
-Swords Dance
Why?
Weavile's just the average Physical sweeper except he can out-speed almost every Poke, plus if he uses the Focus Sash, he can SD, survive, and wipe the floor against almost everything except Fighting or heavy Steels.
The Special One
Togekiss
King's Rock/Leftovers
EVs: 252 HP / 172 SAtk / 84 Spe
Modest Nature
Ability: Serene Grace
-Air Slash
-Thunder Wave
-Aura Sphere
-Roost
Why?
Togekiss is the primary Ninjask BP recipient unless a Ground or Special wall is in play. Togekiss can decimate teams with luck, because if the +3 Speed boost does get him over the opponent's Speed (which it probably will), he can repeatedly use Air Slash and flinch them for 60% + possible King's Rock bonus (dunno what it is). If he's still slower, he can use TWave and flinch for 70+%. Togekiss is fairly sturdy so it can Roost off the damage if he manages to get hit. (It also stops Boltbeamers in their tracks as long as they're taking off less than 1/2 of Togekiss's HP). Also, he's a good switch-in for Weavile as his #1 weakness is Fighting.
Shroom Intoxication
Breloom
Toxic Orb
EVs: 6 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
Ability: Poison Heal
-Spore
-Focus Punch
-Stone Edge
-Facade
Why?
Obvious set is obvious, we all know what Sporepunch does, but it isn't OHKOing non-normal Flying types such as Yanmega (.25x effective) and it's missing Ghosts completely. For that, there's Stone Edge. Anything that has a resistance against Fighting or Rock can be at least neutrally hit by Normal, and Facade's power doubles with Toxic Orb, which additionally heals Breloom.
Rock&Role
Gliscor
Leftovers/Yache Berry
EVs: 252 HP / 40 Def / 216 Spe
Impish Nature
Ability: Sand Veil
-Earthquake
-Swords Dance
-Baton Pass
-Stealth Rock
Why?
He's the resident lightning rod plus he's not weak to much, as Yache Berry's presence indicates. He's also the only Stealth Rocker and an alternate Baton Passer, and he may even do both jobs at once because of his durability and speed.
EDIT:
LOStarmie
Starmie @ Life orb
Timid nature
EV: 4 HP 252 Sp.Atk 252 Spe
Surf
Rapid spin
Ice beam
Thunderbolt
Why?
Thunderbolt and Ice Beam are at least neutral against everything except Lanturn and Magnezone, the former isn't often seen in OU play and the latter is taken care of by Life Orb STAB Surf. Timid 252 Speed EV Starmie is only outsped by ~15 Pokemon, and the majority of them are Ubers. Rapid Spin is there because the rest of my team is susceptible to Stealth Rock and Starmie is the fastest Spinner in the game.