Hey, what's up, people of Smogon? As you surely know, the reason that I am here is for you, the Pokemon experts, to rate how my team does in the Uber metagame. And trust me, my team aint' normal, it is very unusual. Sacrifices for my team are common, and I abuse the power of legendary Pokemon in very different ways.
Let us start, shall we?
Note : My Pokemon team are used to counter the likes of almost every Arceus' type, even the unused ones, and a bunch of legendary or any other that I deem a threat.
BrokeTwo
Mewtwo @ Life Orb
~Recover
~Aura Sphere
~Psystrike
~Guard Swap
4 HP/ 252 Sp.Atk/ 252 Speed
*Mewtwo is knownly used for Calm-Mind sets, but I use the BrokeTwo set, which I originally formed myself. This combo includes Deoxys (Defense) in double battles and in single battles Guard Swap will be replaced with Calm Mind.
*Blitz Method : This is a method I formulate by some research. Apparently, with Guard Swap, Mewtwo is able to swap Defenses with Deoxys and have seemingly broken sweeping potential. The malovelent cat has the authority to defend from Dark-Arceus' Judgement, and fight back with Aura Sphere. My Mewtwo is Modest, having the best attribute in Special Attack, and is able to stand against Steel/Dark Pokemon that give a threat. Psystrike is to handle the likes of Blissey, due to it's defense targeting.
*There are many Mewtwo can crush, especially with the mentioned combo. Dark/Steel/Fighting/Normal Arceus' will epicly fail to Mewtwo, and has potential to destroy the threats of Tyranitar, Dialga, and the ever-plaguing Darkrai with higher speed. Bulky water-types will think twice before switching in to Mewtwo, as most are endued in Special Defense, not good enough in normal Defense, which Psystrike hits.
Sacrificial & Stall
Deoxys (Defense Forme) @ Focus Band
~Spikes
~Mirror Coat
~Recover
~Night Shade
4 HP/ 252 Defense/ 252 Sp.Def
*This set is widely used, in order for it to deal some fatal damage. But now, I revolutionize the use of Deoxys as a scapegoat, and damn, it rocks. Spikes will assist Mewtwo in sweeping, and Recover will let it stay fresh. Night Shade is used for physical attackers, and Mirror Coat to powerful sweepers, and the ever-popular Scizor.
*This set is detested by most special sweepers, unless they have the power to survive triple of their powerful attacks! Think it! A special sweeper along with a defensive tank is truly a good combination. As Mewtwo places a dent, Deoxys is able to assist, especially the ShadeStrike combo, again it is my creation, that could beat a Kyogre in a blast. Sandstorm teams should stray away now, as most are OKHOed by Aura Sphere + Night Shade.
*Arceus' does hate Deoxys, as Judgment is not allowed in the playing field, unless they wish to die early. Even if Arceus' did survive a fatal blast from the malovelent cat and counter with Judgment, the next turn Mewtwo will steal Deoxys' defenses and Arceus will be outmatched. For example, in a match where your oppoenents are Giratina-O or either Darkrai, Mewtwo will have no choice but to swap Defenses in the first turn, and being someone really fast, it will start first and transplant. Next turn, your opponents will be eradicated.
ScoutHitZor
Scizor @ Life Orb
~Bullet Punch
~U-Turn
~Substitute
~Swords Dance
4 HP/ 252 Attack/ 252 Special Defense
*Scizor. The most-used Pokemon, and also it is clearly abusive. Bullet Punch with Technician. Almost everyone uses that trick. Well, this tactic that I am using is quite used as well. By hiding in Substitute, I am able to Swords Dance till my heart's content, and Bullet Punch to victory. U-Turn shows Scizor as a pre-scout, effectively manuvering through Pokemon such as Darkrai or Arceus, who has possession of Fire-moves.
*A (x6) Bullet Punch will beat the hell out of Arceus in a flash, boasting from an attack of 130. As a U-Turner, you also can deal some damage, with Swords Dance of course, and switch back, avoiding death.
*Scizor is able to beat many threats that plague the metagame. Opposing Mewtwo or even Mew are countered with Swords Dance + U-Turn. Tyranitar, no problem, no harm. Salamence or Garchomp cannot survive the likes of (x5) Bullet Punch / U-Turn with STAB damage and also Technician in play. Have a Blissey pissing you off? No wories, as the new (x4) Bullet Punch will ensure it's death. Well, my Scizor is pretty common in tactic, but it is a little weird, I guess.
Hell_King
Slaking @ Focus Band
~Giga Impact
~Sleep Talk
~Yawn
~Encore
4 HP/ 252 Attack/ 252 Speed
*Slaking is thought off as inferior due to it's ability, Truant. Well, my team will give Slaking the respect it deserves. You see, it has lots of potential. Giga Impact coming off a base Attack of 160 will be very fatal to almost all Pokemon. If opponents have Darkrai, Sleep Talk is good enough.
*Encore for the boosters. They will fall immediately. Truant will be not so much of a plague then. Yawn to induce sleep to his most fearful enemies, namely Arceus (Fighting).
*Slaking are dangerous, and with Yawn + Giga Impact able to bring down many bulky Pokemon, safe for Deoxys (Defense). With 100 base Speed, Slaking are able to outspeed the average Uber speed, base 90, and also outspeed the bulky yet lethal Groudon. Encore will bring Calm-Mind Arceus to his downfall, and also Sword-Dancing Scizor shall slowly be defeated.
Land Shark
Garchomp @ Life Orb
~Earthquake
~Sunny Day
~Outrage
~Fire Fang
4 HP/ 252 Attack/ 252 Speed
*In the metagame, Skarmory, Forretress, Scizor and Steel ! Arceus are extremely popular, and also Dialga. Steel-types are taking over this wretched metagame. Now, rain-teams are also conquering the metagame. All that could be stopped by my lead, Garchomp. Rated as #1 in manliest Pokemon. It is truly an epitome of true power. Sunny Day will turn the tide of the accursed Water-teams. Fire Fang will break through, especially in the sun, the idiotic legions of the popular Steel Pokemon.
*Dialga will be finished in soon with Earthquake, especially if with a Choice Band, but Life Orb is preferable in order to halt Water-teams with Sunny Day. Skarmory, give it a Sun-boosted Fire Fang, and by two strikes the annoying bird is down. Sheath Rock is useless on Garchomp. Scizor, since so many wielded, will be easy as Garchomp bares his fangs.
*Ice types are countered by my own Scizor, so blah. The reign of Garchomp will start, and soon Scizor will be scarce. But not learning Flame Charge ruins my fantasies for this thing, as it could boost his speed. Sandstorm teams will loathe Garchomp, as he takes advantage of sandstorm, and give out STAB Outrage which will hurt a lot. Excadrill is OHKOed in an Earthquake, so is Rhyperior and others, due to their ironical weakness to their own STAB typing. Bulky water-types are forced to face their doom, an Outrage, after a Sunny Day that renders them completely weak. Toxic Spikes? No problemo.
Healing Nurse
Blissey @ Leftovers
~Softboiled
~Refresh
~Sing
~Heal Pulse
252 HP/ 252 Sp.Def
*Okay, for those who really read this far, it is time to reveal my last Pokemon. Blissey. Now, most of you will dub me as a hypocrite, as I actually devised specific Blissey-killers just now. But, I really need Blissey. To work alongside Garchomp or Mewtwo. Softboiled will heal itself, as Refresh will heal Blissey of her status problems.
*Sing is useful, especially if cooped up with a special sweeper. To ensure the survival of it, Blissey must detain her foes and use Heal Pulse to continually support your sweeper.
*Blissey is widely used, as like Scizor, and I must differ mine from others. So, each Blissey have a different gimmick, but I play it original. Sing to stop opponents' movements, and Heal Pulse in order to heal the main sweeper, even if the sweeper has Deoxys' induced defenses. Sweeper with Deoxys' defenses, ring a bell? Well, that's it for my team. So please tell me whether it's great or I need more planning. I truly hope this team will be rated in the Top Ten. Oh well, gotta go. Thanks for those who suggest improvements for my team or those who rate it.
Let us start, shall we?
Note : My Pokemon team are used to counter the likes of almost every Arceus' type, even the unused ones, and a bunch of legendary or any other that I deem a threat.
BrokeTwo
Mewtwo @ Life Orb
~Recover
~Aura Sphere
~Psystrike
~Guard Swap
4 HP/ 252 Sp.Atk/ 252 Speed
*Mewtwo is knownly used for Calm-Mind sets, but I use the BrokeTwo set, which I originally formed myself. This combo includes Deoxys (Defense) in double battles and in single battles Guard Swap will be replaced with Calm Mind.
*Blitz Method : This is a method I formulate by some research. Apparently, with Guard Swap, Mewtwo is able to swap Defenses with Deoxys and have seemingly broken sweeping potential. The malovelent cat has the authority to defend from Dark-Arceus' Judgement, and fight back with Aura Sphere. My Mewtwo is Modest, having the best attribute in Special Attack, and is able to stand against Steel/Dark Pokemon that give a threat. Psystrike is to handle the likes of Blissey, due to it's defense targeting.
*There are many Mewtwo can crush, especially with the mentioned combo. Dark/Steel/Fighting/Normal Arceus' will epicly fail to Mewtwo, and has potential to destroy the threats of Tyranitar, Dialga, and the ever-plaguing Darkrai with higher speed. Bulky water-types will think twice before switching in to Mewtwo, as most are endued in Special Defense, not good enough in normal Defense, which Psystrike hits.
Sacrificial & Stall
Deoxys (Defense Forme) @ Focus Band
~Spikes
~Mirror Coat
~Recover
~Night Shade
4 HP/ 252 Defense/ 252 Sp.Def
*This set is widely used, in order for it to deal some fatal damage. But now, I revolutionize the use of Deoxys as a scapegoat, and damn, it rocks. Spikes will assist Mewtwo in sweeping, and Recover will let it stay fresh. Night Shade is used for physical attackers, and Mirror Coat to powerful sweepers, and the ever-popular Scizor.
*This set is detested by most special sweepers, unless they have the power to survive triple of their powerful attacks! Think it! A special sweeper along with a defensive tank is truly a good combination. As Mewtwo places a dent, Deoxys is able to assist, especially the ShadeStrike combo, again it is my creation, that could beat a Kyogre in a blast. Sandstorm teams should stray away now, as most are OKHOed by Aura Sphere + Night Shade.
*Arceus' does hate Deoxys, as Judgment is not allowed in the playing field, unless they wish to die early. Even if Arceus' did survive a fatal blast from the malovelent cat and counter with Judgment, the next turn Mewtwo will steal Deoxys' defenses and Arceus will be outmatched. For example, in a match where your oppoenents are Giratina-O or either Darkrai, Mewtwo will have no choice but to swap Defenses in the first turn, and being someone really fast, it will start first and transplant. Next turn, your opponents will be eradicated.
ScoutHitZor
Scizor @ Life Orb
~Bullet Punch
~U-Turn
~Substitute
~Swords Dance
4 HP/ 252 Attack/ 252 Special Defense
*Scizor. The most-used Pokemon, and also it is clearly abusive. Bullet Punch with Technician. Almost everyone uses that trick. Well, this tactic that I am using is quite used as well. By hiding in Substitute, I am able to Swords Dance till my heart's content, and Bullet Punch to victory. U-Turn shows Scizor as a pre-scout, effectively manuvering through Pokemon such as Darkrai or Arceus, who has possession of Fire-moves.
*A (x6) Bullet Punch will beat the hell out of Arceus in a flash, boasting from an attack of 130. As a U-Turner, you also can deal some damage, with Swords Dance of course, and switch back, avoiding death.
*Scizor is able to beat many threats that plague the metagame. Opposing Mewtwo or even Mew are countered with Swords Dance + U-Turn. Tyranitar, no problem, no harm. Salamence or Garchomp cannot survive the likes of (x5) Bullet Punch / U-Turn with STAB damage and also Technician in play. Have a Blissey pissing you off? No wories, as the new (x4) Bullet Punch will ensure it's death. Well, my Scizor is pretty common in tactic, but it is a little weird, I guess.
Hell_King
Slaking @ Focus Band
~Giga Impact
~Sleep Talk
~Yawn
~Encore
4 HP/ 252 Attack/ 252 Speed
*Slaking is thought off as inferior due to it's ability, Truant. Well, my team will give Slaking the respect it deserves. You see, it has lots of potential. Giga Impact coming off a base Attack of 160 will be very fatal to almost all Pokemon. If opponents have Darkrai, Sleep Talk is good enough.
*Encore for the boosters. They will fall immediately. Truant will be not so much of a plague then. Yawn to induce sleep to his most fearful enemies, namely Arceus (Fighting).
*Slaking are dangerous, and with Yawn + Giga Impact able to bring down many bulky Pokemon, safe for Deoxys (Defense). With 100 base Speed, Slaking are able to outspeed the average Uber speed, base 90, and also outspeed the bulky yet lethal Groudon. Encore will bring Calm-Mind Arceus to his downfall, and also Sword-Dancing Scizor shall slowly be defeated.
Land Shark
Garchomp @ Life Orb
~Earthquake
~Sunny Day
~Outrage
~Fire Fang
4 HP/ 252 Attack/ 252 Speed
*In the metagame, Skarmory, Forretress, Scizor and Steel ! Arceus are extremely popular, and also Dialga. Steel-types are taking over this wretched metagame. Now, rain-teams are also conquering the metagame. All that could be stopped by my lead, Garchomp. Rated as #1 in manliest Pokemon. It is truly an epitome of true power. Sunny Day will turn the tide of the accursed Water-teams. Fire Fang will break through, especially in the sun, the idiotic legions of the popular Steel Pokemon.
*Dialga will be finished in soon with Earthquake, especially if with a Choice Band, but Life Orb is preferable in order to halt Water-teams with Sunny Day. Skarmory, give it a Sun-boosted Fire Fang, and by two strikes the annoying bird is down. Sheath Rock is useless on Garchomp. Scizor, since so many wielded, will be easy as Garchomp bares his fangs.
*Ice types are countered by my own Scizor, so blah. The reign of Garchomp will start, and soon Scizor will be scarce. But not learning Flame Charge ruins my fantasies for this thing, as it could boost his speed. Sandstorm teams will loathe Garchomp, as he takes advantage of sandstorm, and give out STAB Outrage which will hurt a lot. Excadrill is OHKOed in an Earthquake, so is Rhyperior and others, due to their ironical weakness to their own STAB typing. Bulky water-types are forced to face their doom, an Outrage, after a Sunny Day that renders them completely weak. Toxic Spikes? No problemo.
Healing Nurse
Blissey @ Leftovers
~Softboiled
~Refresh
~Sing
~Heal Pulse
252 HP/ 252 Sp.Def
*Okay, for those who really read this far, it is time to reveal my last Pokemon. Blissey. Now, most of you will dub me as a hypocrite, as I actually devised specific Blissey-killers just now. But, I really need Blissey. To work alongside Garchomp or Mewtwo. Softboiled will heal itself, as Refresh will heal Blissey of her status problems.
*Sing is useful, especially if cooped up with a special sweeper. To ensure the survival of it, Blissey must detain her foes and use Heal Pulse to continually support your sweeper.
*Blissey is widely used, as like Scizor, and I must differ mine from others. So, each Blissey have a different gimmick, but I play it original. Sing to stop opponents' movements, and Heal Pulse in order to heal the main sweeper, even if the sweeper has Deoxys' induced defenses. Sweeper with Deoxys' defenses, ring a bell? Well, that's it for my team. So please tell me whether it's great or I need more planning. I truly hope this team will be rated in the Top Ten. Oh well, gotta go. Thanks for those who suggest improvements for my team or those who rate it.