My daily routine as a Toxapex user

[NevGuy44]

5:00-Wake up
5:01-Drink my daily dose of Cyanide to become immune to toxic stalling
6:00-Eat breakfast consisting of the souls of innocent mortals
6:30-Log into showdown and grind ladder with Toxapex stall
11:00-Have a small break to drink the tears of my enemies
15:00-Finish grinding ladder (I got a total net gain of 2 points)
15:01-Eat dinner (more souls)
15:30-Make a bomb threat against an orphanage
16:00-Bomb said orphange
16:30-Go to the gym (not to work out, just to shit on the bathroom’s walls)
17:00-Go home
17:30-Watch my favorite youtuber, Verlisify
22:00-Finish watching Verlisify
23:00-Go to r/stunfisk and reply "skill issue" to every single comment and post
23:30-Go outside to harass women on the streets
4:59-Go to sleep

 

[mf]

where is your condemnation of russia's war of aggression against ukraine? innocent civilians are dying by the thousands and this is all you are concerned about?

 

[NevGuy44]

innocent civilians are dying by the thousands and this is all you are concerned about?

Yes.

 

[Gekokeso]

15:30-Make a bomb threat against an orphanage
16:00-Bomb said orphange

Yes.

The russian army are interested in your abilities, dm them immediately to get rewarded for your services before their shitty sanctioned currency devalues to the point that makes trading currencies with Venezuela a 1:1 exchange rate.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

what if we sent toxapex to ukraine. it's half the right colour. and it would sit in putin's way and stop him invading.maybe we could teach it the words to john lennon imagine and it could sing to putin and make him stop

 

[faint]

what if we sent toxapex to ukraine. it's half the right colour. and it would sit in putin's way and stop him invading.maybe we could teach it the words to john lennon imagine and it could sing to putin and make him stop

also if things escalate it could use baneful bunker to protect itself from nukes

 

[yogo896]

we should send this Toxapex in the middle of No Man's Land and ask him to "stall" out the people there.

 

[az]

we should send this Toxapex in the middle of No Man's Land and ask him to "stall" out the people there.

LOL

 

[Mace]

what if we sent toxapex to ukraine. it's half the right colour. and it would sit in putin's way and stop him invading.maybe we could teach it the words to john lennon imagine and it could sing to putin and make him stop

I think toxapex would sing a rather different song from John Lennon, that's post beatles and with his wife... Yea I know, that's why I haven't used toxapex for a few years.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

OFFICIAL APOLOGY: it has been brought to my attention that i misattributed the song "imagine" to johm lemmon. it has since been highlighted that the song was, in fact, released by jimmy fallon, will feral, and wonder woman. my sincere apologies if this caused any offence.

peace 'n' love,

tc