My Epic Team Of Normality(1st rmt)

[Your High Ruler Spinda]

Hello everyone I am Your High Ruler Spinda and here is my team:
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(Wakauh)SWAMPERT(F)
Relaxed
Leftovers
HP:252 AT:4 DE:252
Stealth Rock
Roar
Earthquake
Ice Beam

I decided to try something new and go with a Swampert lead something I have yet to do.After looking through the strategies I picked the traditional lead Mixpert,after close consideration and several battles I picked Ice Beam for the fourth slot as it gave coverage I needed against grasses,flying,grounds,and of course the always present dragon types.~After various battles I found that Mixpert was a good lead and bulky enough to lay down stealth rock without being completely demolished,and his ability to Roar helped me decide that he was the lead I would keep,but I had discovered an extremely large weakness to common Breloom,Roserade,or Forretress leads so I looked for a second perfect team member.

(NachoCheese)Zapdos
Modest
Choice Scarf
HP:80 Speed:176 SA:252
IV:AT:20 DE:30
Air Cutter
Thunderbolt
Heat Wave
HP Ice

After looking through all of Swampert's normal team options I decided to look at his counters for the "if you can't beat 'em join 'em," point of view, and found Zapdos.One thing I had never tried was using an OU legendary,so was a first.I first tried several defensive options but found them all lacking of what I needed so I settled on Choice Scarf Zapdos.Heat Wave and Thunderbolt were the first things that appealed in fight with wide spread coverage.This joy was beaten out by how faulty HP Grass and U-Turn were so I decided to go with Air Cutter and HP Ice for an even wider coverage and quick elimination of many of the biggest threats.This was nice,but then I realized rock and ghost left me cold,that is what led me to my third member.

(Hulk)Machamp(M)
Adamant
Leftovers
No Guard
HP:248 AT:252 Speed:8
Substitute
Dynamic Punch
Payback
Stone Edge

Now this was a guy who had been hiding in the back of my mind the whole beginning,but when I saw this set I instantly fell in love with it.I took this set for a test drive and ripped it up out there.The heightened HP evs make for stronger subs letting this SubPuncher pwn even more audiences.The No Guard ability allows the STAB Dynamic Punch hit and confuse the enemy while those who resist(ghosts and birds)have to survive Stone Edge and Payback.

(Watshock)Rotom-W
Modest
Choice Scarf
DE:4 Speed:252 SA:252
Thunderbolt
Shadow Ball
Trick
Hydro Pump

This is where my problems begin...The large weakness to quick psychics lead me to get an appliance for protection,but the little bugger doesn't help much other than that.Trick is there to give those baton passers,walls,and stalls a choice item to mess up any use,while Thunderbolt and Shadow Ball are for STAB sweeping.Sadly though this washing machine doesn't do much for my team and I need a suitable replacement.

(Soul)Metagross
Adamant
Choice Scarf
HP:28 AT:252 Speed:228
Thunder Punch
Explosion
Meteor Mash
Earthquake

Thanks to some real world rmt I noticed my team is a bunch of CS and Leftover lovers so I decided to look for a ScarfedGross to replace my BandedGross and sure enough I found one and aftrer some tests found that it really helped.The exploding at mach 1 is a great way to get rid of pests that try to set up such as DDers witch are real pains for me and of course classic Breloom witch is a pain to many.Thunder Punch was also nice for bulky waters or flyers and of course flinch haxing Togekiss.Meteor Mash is there for the sheer power and Earthquake is for bulky or annoying electrics and steels.

(CookieMonster)Snorlax(M)
Careful
Leftovers
Thick Fat
HP:168 DE:120 SD:220
Curse
Fire Punch
Rest
Return

This is the only pokemon other than my lead that has been reliable in almost every situation and I put this Curselax in for that reason,Curselax is a very well known tank that has lost some of its luster lately.Even with it becoming a less common set it has all the strength I need in Curse+Rest+thick fat.With heavy defences and Rest plus the bonus from the Curses its landing it can land several Curse and start bringing on the heat with either STAB Return or Fire Punch.
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My team strangely enough has not run into any entirely demolishing teams and I can only supply this list of threats as of now:

Jirachi:The flinch hax master paraflinches my team into oblivion and even minor defense boosts can take a Heat Wave from my Zapdos.



That my fellow smogunners is my team.
PLEASE RATE CRUEL,NICELY,OR ANY WAY,JUST RATE!!!!
Wins Losses (34/6) i will update in red

 

[Daniel Craig]

(NachoCheese)Zapdos
Modest
Choice Scarf
HP:80 Speed:176 SA:252
IV:AT:20 DE:30
U-turn
Thunderbolt
Heat Wave
HP Ice

After looking through all of Swampert's normal team options I decided to look at his counters for the "if you can't beat 'em join 'em," point of view, and found Zapdos.One thing I had never tried was using an OU legendary,so was a first.I first tried several defensive options but found them all lacking of what I needed so I settled on Choice Scarf Zapdos.Heat Wave and Thunderbolt were the first things that appealed in fight with wide spread coverage.This joy was beaten out by how faulty HP Grass and U-Turn were so I decided to go with Air Cutter and HP Ice for an even wider coverage and quick elimination of many of the biggest threats.This was nice,but then I realized rock and ghost left me cold,that is what led me to my third member.

Honestly change air cutter to u turn it does nothing in the way of coverage as heat wave covers grass and bug anyway, althugh u turn wont be doing any damage directly it will help ease predction and make for good scouting other than that looks pretty solid ;)