Ok, so just you know, this isn't going to be one of your normal warstories. The battle was good and all and it was close, but I'd really like to try something new with my warstory to make it nice and entertaining, as well as being a good, close battle.
Haha, I'm going to give this story my own little twist.
It's going to be a school fight in pokemon street middle school! :P
Obviously the place doesn't actually exist, that's just the theme I'm making up.
The fight will be the Figures of Authority along with a few bullied students vs. The Bullying Gang
Rules of Honourable Battle:
Shoddybattle
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
Uber and Species Clause
My Team:
Laundry's Team (In order of appearance):
Now...we'll see who will win...the battle of Authority vs. Bullies!
6-6
Ok, so I start off the battle with the innocent child Aerodactyl, and Laundry leads-off with the bully that everyone call FUGLY and WIMPY...Garchomp. Alright, that's fine, Aero is a curious little child, so he goes up to Garchomp and sniffs it for a little bit. My little Aero started thinking the other kid was food and tried an Ice Fang...Garchomp started to cry and it got called back to its room. But then this...
Laundry switched in the Metal bumbum.
Aerodactyl used Ice Fang.
It's not very effective...
Metagross lost 10% of its health.
Aerodactyl lost 10% of its health.
Out comes the bully, who seems to have been drinking a fuckload of milk, having metal bones and all. He hurt my baby's teeth with his stupid metal body. Little butthole.
My Aero got HOPPING MAD! He now had to go to the dentist the next day to get those teeth repaired, and no kid/pokemon/flying dino could possibly be happy about that! On top of that, Metagross called Aero his unwanted nickname...AERODICKTYL. Aero is furious now and as a result he yells sooooo loud that it creates an Earthquake. The Earthquake only took off about 32% of the Metal bully's health thanks to a Shuca Berry lessening the blow. Aero got so blinded by rage that he forgot that something like THIS might happen:
Metagross started threatening for lunch money.
Aerodactyl refused.
Metagross used Thunderpunch.
It's super effective!
Aerodactyl lost 95% of its health.
Bologo's Aerodactyl fainted.
Metagross stole some money!
5-6 Laundry
He got the lunch money...damn. Aero's best friend Dugtrio came in to save the day by trapping Metagross's bullying metal ass. Time for someone to stand up to this asshole and show him that HE'S the one who's scared! Metagross got Dugtrio mad as well by calling him Fagtrio.
Dugtrio used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 91% of its health.
Laundry's Metagross fainted.
(Hm. I guess that Aerodactyl-Dugtrio strategy really does work. :])
5-5
In comes the stupid Garchomp again, too scared to take a little bit of cold...what a wimp, it makes me sick now. Duggy burrows out of there and tells on Garchomp. Now a pleasant math teacher will do what she does best in these kinds of situations ask the bully a math question he or she is sure not to know, and that teacher is, Mrs. Beaver! But the big Land Shark deserves to be sent to the office after this:
Bologo switched in Bibarel (AKA Mrs. Beaver).
Mrs. Beaver asked math question.
Garchomp couldn't answer.
Garchomp used Outrage.
Garchomp went on a rampage!
Mrs. Beaver lost 118% of her health.
The teacher, Mrs. Beaver fainted.
Teachers send you down to the office just for yelling at them. But Garchomp, that little piece of butt deserves a suspension and a loss of recess for hitting the teacher just because HE couldn't answer 1 + 1! Anger management little butthole...anger management. Garchomp will have to learn how to keep his hands and feet to himself! >.<
5-4 Laundry
Mrs. Beaver crawls over to the intercom and calls over the GYM teacher to take care of this! (God only knows why she did THAT) Mr. S. Huckle!
S. Huckle...possibly the most strict gym teacher of all time...came in while Garchomp was still a madman and while that was happening, S. Huckle came in and yelled "GARCHOMP, BOY! SHUT THE HELL UP!" and with that, he ripped off Garchomp's friendship bracelet right off his arm... this lowered Garchomp's confidence (AKA Attack). Garchomp was sooo mad as this was given to him by a girl whom he liked...
Garchomp used Outrage.
Shuckle lost 56% of its health.
Shuckle used Knock Off.
Shuckle knocked off foe Garchomp's Choice Band (AKA Friendship bracelet)!
Garchomp lost 1% of its health.
Garchomp calmed down and then got mad again 2 seconds after. However, this could not compare to S. Huckle's brute strength. He began making the school a very dangerous place to walk around in as he bounced basketballs everywhere and these ones were pointy!
Garchomp used Outrage.
Shuckle lost 39% of its health.
Shuckle used Stealth Rock. (Stealth ball)
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team! (AKA Basketballs)
After being mad for so long, Garchomp's forehead vein started throbbing and he became messed up in the head and started hitting himself...there were all the students shouting "why're you hittin yourself? STUPID!" S. Huckle went back to his desk and said "Why do I teach at this school with their low test scores and classrooms and classrooms of ugly, ugly children?" With that, he took a nap.
Garchomp is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Garchomp lost 14% of its health.
Shuckle used Rest.
Shuckle fell asleep!
Shuckle restored 82% of its health.
Now, the Janitor, Groundskeeper Shay-Shay had been hearing a lot of noise coming from the classroom and decided to see what was going on. Unfortunately, he still had to deal with a VERY unruly child in Garchomp.
However, the Groundskeeper was NOT going to take this, so he got out his shovel, emptied some seeds into it, set it on fire, chucked it at Garchomp and called his attack - The Seed Flare! Bye bye Garchomp!
Bologo switched in Shaymin.
Garchomp is confused!
Garchomp used Outrage.
Garchomp went on a rampage!
Shaymin lost 56% of its health.
Shaymin used Seed Flare.
Garchomp lost 85% of its health.
Laundry's Garchomp fainted.
4-4
Togekiss, the science-bitch wanted a fight the power now. Togekiss was the science bully, she enjoyed throwing beakers at innocent students, and teachers as well! She was an expert at science but not very nice at all.
Right when she came in to fight authority however, a basketball slammed her right in her face!
Laundry switched in Togekiss.
Pointed stones dug into Togekiss.
Togekiss lost 25% of its health.
Mrs. Ro Thomas, the Vice-Principal had heard Togekiss's scheming to get the teachers' car insurance money...no way was she going to let this happen! Mrs. Ro Thomas had been saving for too long for that to happen...with that, Togekiss had heard Ro Thomas coming and said "3 parts Oxygen 2 parts Nitrogen bitch! Take this! =D"
Bologo switched in Rotom.
Togekiss used Air Slash.
It's not very effective...
Rotom lost 22% of its health.
Now, you know that you don't mess with the Vice-Principal, but right before Mrs. Ro Thomas could fight back, Togekiss got the hell out of there and out came Donphan. Now this bitchy bully was one muscular SOB. You could say that this guy was the leader of all of the gangs in the school. He was leading the bullies in this fight against authority and started off by saying "FUCK THA POLICE!" However, this did not stop him from taking a basketball straight in the face.
Laundry switched in Donphan.
Pointed stones dug into Donphan.
Donphan lost 6% of its health.
Rotom used Thunder Wave.
It doesn't affect Donphan...
Ok, so Mrs. Ro Thomas let out a big scream that would normally induce fear into those who hear it, in fact, since her voice is so squeaky, it would induce temporary paralysis! However, Donphan just says "Can't touch this ass-wipe!"
Not wanting to do this anymore, Mrs. Ro Thomas yells "MR. HUCKLE! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!" He was still asleep though, however, Donphan decided to land a cheap shot on him.
Bologo switched in Shuckle.
Donphan used Earthquake.
Shuckle lost 26% of its health.
Mr. S. Huckle was still sleeping, so Donphan gets Togekiss to come and take over with her scientific annihiliation. But, a basketball hits her right in the ass this time.
Laundry switched in Togekiss.
Pointed stones dug into Togekiss.
Togekiss lost 25% of its health.
Shuckle is fast asleep!
Togekiss starts making a nasty plot and while she is doing that, her mind is becoming oh so much clearer. Mr. S. Huckle...still too tired to move, thanks a lot Garchomp...however, in his sleep he is still having a nightmare about teaching HEALTH CLASS to a bunch of kids.
Togekiss used Nasty Plot.
Togekiss's special attack was sharply raised.
Shuckle is fast asleep!
"FINE I'LL DO IT MYSELF!" said Mrs. Ro Thomas, as she saw that Mr. S. Huckle was not doing his job sufficiently...Togekiss was still clearing her mind and filling it with nasty plans.
Bologo switched in Rotom.
Togekiss used Nasty Plot.
Togekiss's special attack was sharply raised.
Togekiss had her Metronome on. This proved to be very annoying for Ro Thomas, so while Togekiss was now getting ready to ruin the relay race, Ro Thomas chucked her scarf on to Togekiss and took her annoying Metronome. However, Togekiss was in her final stages of thought. She found a perfect way to ruin the relay race. That way was just to participate in it as she was a terrible runner. She eventually passed her baton off. Azelf came in and took a basketball in the balls.
Rotom used Trick.
Rotom obtained Metronome!
Togekiss obtained Choice Scarf!
Togekiss used Baton Pass.
Laundry switched in Azelf.
Pointed stones dug into Azelf.
Azelf lost 12% of its health.
Mr. S. Huckle came over and said "Umm...did you call me?" Ro Thomas then said "YES! GET OVER THERE! THERE'S HAVOC AFOOT!" Mr. S. Huckle replied, "Ok ok no need to yell!"
Maybe she shouldn't have forced him out there, because he was now in a confrontation with Azelf...the one who LOVES to play mind games.
Togekiss's baton had come with such nastiness...and unfortunately, Azelf loves nasty. Azelf began to read S. Huckle's mind with his psychic abilities..."You will die tomorrow" He said. S. Huckle cried "OH NO! WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!" With that, he got out his knife and cut his wrist...except, a lot more deep than he wanted to.
Bologo switched in Shuckle.
Azelf used Psychic.
Shuckle lost 92% of its health.
Azelf lost 10% of its health.
"Gym teacher huh? Don't you know those who can't teach, teach gym? Loser. Can't even cut yourself right." Said Azelf, trying to play mind games, but S. Huckle said, "I'll show you! I can cut myself way better than you!" Then he cut himself. "Oooooops........."
Azelf used Psychic.
Shuckle lost 105% of its health.
Bologo's Shuckle started suffering cardiac arrest.
Azelf lost 10% of its health.
4-3 Laundry
Dugtrio, who was also Aerodactyl's best friend, had been bullied his whole life by the bullying gang. He hated them with a passion, and he had just seen a suicide firsthand. He was mad, and he wanted revenge for them killing his gym teacher. This is how their confrontation went down...Azelf said "Hey Fagtrio, you're gonna get your ass ki.." Dugtrio then punched Azelf in the balls. He already took a basketball there, can't take much more pain in that area.
Bologo switched in Dugtrio.
Dugtrio used Sucker Punch.
It's super effective!
Azelf lost 94% of its health.
Laundry's Azelf fainted.
3-3
Togekiss, the science bully comes out once again, but also once again, takes a basketball right up the ass. But she decides to sit down and rest for a little bit. But Ro Thomas is back and is ready to lay down the rules!
Laundry switched in Togekiss.
Pointed stones dug into Togekiss.
Togekiss lost 25% of its health.
Bologo switched in Rotom.
Togekiss used Roost.
Togekiss restored 50% of its health.
Ro Thomas yells so loud that Togekiss is now paralyzed. But she is still resting. But is now an even worse runner than she was before.
Rotom used Thunder Wave.
Togekiss is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Togekiss used Roost.
Togekiss restored 50% of its health.
Blissey. The stuck-up bitch of the gang. She enjoyed egging people's houses and chewing ice mint gum. A basketball is taken right on the top of the head this time.
Laundry switched in Blissey.
Pointed stones dug into Blissey.
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
Ro Thomas happened to have very wooly socks, which happen to create static electricity very easily. However, static E doesn't seem to work on Blissey very well. :[
Rotom used Thunderbolt.
Blissey lost 10% of its health.
Ro Thomas kept on trying, but to no avail...and Blissey had some static of her own, unlike Ro Thomas's, this one actually worked though, and paralyzed her in the process.
Rotom used Thunderbolt.
Blissey lost 10% of its health.
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Rotom is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey now tried to throw a Ro Thomas...struggling...struggling and more struggling...it just didn't work, but there was still more static coming from Ro Thomas's socks...
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
It doesn't affect Rotom...
Rotom used Thunderbolt.
Blissey lost 11% of its health.
Blissey had a nice arsenal of ice mint gum. She decided to start spitting it right in Mrs. Ro Thomas's face. She may be stuck-up but that's one hell of a spit. Static E is still flowing from Ro Thomas though.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Rotom lost 25% of its health.
Rotom used Thunderbolt.
Blissey lost 11% of its health.
Blissey happened to be chewing lots of gum, because she spit it again, but the static E this time was loaded with many more electrons, and Blissey was paralyzed!
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Rotom lost 25% of its health.
Rotom used Thunder Wave.
Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey got the warbling metronome thrown at her, but got a taste of her own bullying medicine when her food was stolen. Still spitting gum though. However, both of them are so tired after that, and as a result are not able to move.
Rotom used Trick.
Rotom obtained Leftovers!
Blissey obtained Metronome!
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Rotom lost 25% of its health.
Rotom is paralysed! It can't move!
Blissey is paralysed! It can't move!
Groundskeeper Shay-Shay saw what was happening and decided to come and help the woman of higher authority, but got icy mint gum spat right in his afro.
Regardless, he decided to go to rest for a little bit as he had been cleaning all day and he was very stressed. Still getting gum spit into his scalp though.
Bologo switched in Shaymin.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Shaymin lost 39% of its health.
Shaymin used Rest.
Shaymin fell asleep!
Shaymin restored 95% of its health.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Shaymin lost 39% of its health.
Ro Thomas came out again, but she opened her mouth and as more gum was being spit, this one got lodged in her throat making her choke...thus knocking her out!
Bologo switched in Rotom.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Rotom lost 33% of its health.
Bologo's Rotom choked and was KO-ed!
3-2 Laundry
Dugtrio is still mad and sees another person of authority get their ass kicked, he is mad and comes out! He traps Blissey in a hole and tears open the ground! Blissey goes on a never-ending journey down the hole, never to see the light of day ever again.
Bologo switched in Dugtrio.
Blissey was trapped!
Dugtrio used Earthquake.
Blissey lost 102% of its health.
Laundry's Blissey is gone forever.
2-2
"As long as you're here, let me help you, kid." said Groundskeeper Shay-Shay as he knew this was an all-out fight now. Dugtrio said "Alrighty, let's do this!" With that, Togekiss, the science-bitch came back and got followed with another basketball...this time right between the eyes. "FUCK YOU JANITOR! I'll slash you with the elements of the world bitch!" Shay-Shay could just barely stand that hit...but he went to sleep just in time.
Laundry switched in Togekiss.
Pointed stones dug into Togekiss.
Togekiss lost 25% of its health.
Bologo switched in Shaymin.
Togekiss used Air Slash.
It's super effective!
Shaymin lost 57% of its health.
Shaymin used Rest.
Shaymin fell asleep!
Shaymin restored 96% of its health.
Togekiss used Air Slash.
It's super effective!
Shaymin lost 60% of its health.
"Duggy, you take over kid, I need to rest for a second or else I'll die..." said Shay-Shay. "Yes sir" said Dugtrio. "I'll do my best." Togekiss was getting rather impatient. "HURRY THE HELL UP WITH THIS! The Human Show is on at 4:00 and I don't want to miss it!" With that, she threw a beaker at Dugtrio, which she missed on purpose so that the wind would mess with him. Dugtrio fought back. He had swallowed some rocks earlier on in the day thanks to his curiousity, and he had starting feeling a little nauseous...he projectile vomited the stones right in Togekiss's face! They weren't soft either, they were huge! Togekiss kept on getting them in the face and started flinching out of fear.
Bologo switched in Dugtrio.
Togekiss used Air Slash.
Dugtrio lost 61% of its health.
Dugtrio used Rock Slide.
It's super effective!
Togekiss lost 46% of its health.
Togekiss flinched!
"BOSSSSSSSSS! I need your help man!" Donphan heard her cry and came out to help, taking a basketball to the foot in process. Shay-Shay was ready, but not at 100%. Dugtrio let him take over. Donphan found an icicle lying on the ground that one of the kids had knocked down earlier from the school. "Tee hee...c'mere bitch! Wh'atcha gonna do mop boy!" Donphan kept on chasing and chasing after Shay-Shay, until finally he caught up with him and hit him right on the top of the head with it. Luckily, Shay-Shay's afro lessened the blow, but he was still droawsy and decided to take another nap.
Laundry switched in Donphan.
Donphan was trapped!
Pointed stones dug into Donphan.
Donphan lost 6% of its health.
Bologo switched in Shaymin.
Donphan used Ice Shard.
It's super effective!
Shaymin lost 24% of its health.
Shaymin used Rest.
Shaymin fell asleep!
Shaymin restored 84% of its health.
Donphan made a huge stomp on the ground that created an earthquake. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Dugtrio yelled as he popped up right in front of Shay-Shay to take Donphan's big earthquake...Dugtrio did not die, but was in critical condition later that night and was in a coma for 1 week.
Bologo switched in Dugtrio.
Donphan was trapped!
Donphan used Earthquake.
Dugtrio lost 117% of its health.
Bologo's Dugtrio fainted.
2-1 Laundry
Shay-Shay yelled, "Duggy...you poor little sucker, you risked you life for the school authority...I'm not gonna let us lose! Read my lips, as long as there's still energy in these old bones of mine, no one is going to bully you kids again!!!!" With that, he got out his shovel, loaded up some seeds, engulfed them in fire and catapulted them DIRECTLY into Donphan's face! Just like Garchomp, Donphan is eliminated.
Bologo switched in Shaymin.
Shaymin used Seed Flare.
It's super effective!
Donphan lost 193% of its health.
Laundry's Donphan fainted.
1-1
As Togekiss got a basketball in the ass again, she got completely owned. "Science-bitch." said Shay-Shay. "Your stupid experiments are a pain in the ass to clean up, and so are all the broken beakers. I'm gonna enjoy kicking your little ass once and for all!" Shay-Shay loaded up his ingredients on to his shovel, set them on fire and chucked them at Togekiss! "Oh shit..." said Togekiss as she was about to get hit by the most painful science experiment she'd ever seen. She fell to the ground and was immediately KNOCKED OUT!
Laundry switched in Togekiss.
Pointed stones dug into Togekiss.
Togekiss lost 25% of its health.
Shaymin used Seed Flare.
It's not very effective...
Togekiss lost 28% of its health.
Laundry's Togekiss fainted.
Bologo wins!
1-0 Me
The next day Aerodactyl did have to go to the dentist, to get his teeth fixed from biting Metagross's steel body, but it wasn't as bad as he thought it would be. Garchomp was put in anger management class in place of his recess, which he did not take to very well, but too bad for him. Mr. S. Huckle was revived due to a very pleasant Koffing knowing CPR, he threw out his knife and now knows better than to give in to mind games. Shaymin got an immediate raise in pay for averting what could've been a complete disaster, and Mrs. Ro Thomas is better, but has not changed at all since the ordeal. Dugtrio is a popular little kid now, while still being Aerodactyl's best friend and has not been bullied ever since.
Either way, authority is the winner! :D
Ahah, was that cool or what? I just wanted to make this nice battle into something creative.
Good points of the battle
- Dugtrio revenge killed pretty much everything
- CSpecs Shaymin with NaturalRest won me the friggin game =]
- That one flinch I got with Rock Slide turned the match around completely, just shows how one turn really CAN make a difference
- A team with only 1 standard beat a whole team of standards, prediction skills are what matters, not the pokemon
Bad points of the battle
- Bibarel didn't friggin do anything! What the hell...
- Rotom didn't get to trick a Blissey
- Aerodactyl didn't friggin do anything either!
Essentially, the things I wanted you to get out of looking at this warstory were things like, that a warstory can actually be a STORY as long as that's actually what happened in the battle, and also that you don't really need a team of standards to win. You just need good prediction skills and determination. =]
Haha, as much as I love warstories, I love creative writing even more so I thought up this whole school fight story just to get you guys into it when you're reading, and it was awesome to write too! =)
Hope you enjoy it.
EDIT: If you're just going to say that you stopped reading halfway through becuase of the commentary or something, then at least post something constructive and not just that, because honestly I don't care if you had to stop reading halfway through and I don't think anyone else does either. At least say how I could've made THIS warstory better, please, I'm tryin to be nice man...
Also, just for the record, Science Bitch is just a nickname for Togekiss in this warstory, it just refers to it as a bully that happens to be an expert at science, but can go very insane and use science for violence. :P
Haha, I'm going to give this story my own little twist.
It's going to be a school fight in pokemon street middle school! :P
Obviously the place doesn't actually exist, that's just the theme I'm making up.
The fight will be the Figures of Authority along with a few bullied students vs. The Bullying Gang
Rules of Honourable Battle:
Shoddybattle
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
Uber and Species Clause
My Team:
Laundry's Team (In order of appearance):
Now...we'll see who will win...the battle of Authority vs. Bullies!
6-6
Ok, so I start off the battle with the innocent child Aerodactyl, and Laundry leads-off with the bully that everyone call FUGLY and WIMPY...Garchomp. Alright, that's fine, Aero is a curious little child, so he goes up to Garchomp and sniffs it for a little bit. My little Aero started thinking the other kid was food and tried an Ice Fang...Garchomp started to cry and it got called back to its room. But then this...
Laundry switched in the Metal bumbum.
Aerodactyl used Ice Fang.
It's not very effective...
Metagross lost 10% of its health.
Aerodactyl lost 10% of its health.
Out comes the bully, who seems to have been drinking a fuckload of milk, having metal bones and all. He hurt my baby's teeth with his stupid metal body. Little butthole.
My Aero got HOPPING MAD! He now had to go to the dentist the next day to get those teeth repaired, and no kid/pokemon/flying dino could possibly be happy about that! On top of that, Metagross called Aero his unwanted nickname...AERODICKTYL. Aero is furious now and as a result he yells sooooo loud that it creates an Earthquake. The Earthquake only took off about 32% of the Metal bully's health thanks to a Shuca Berry lessening the blow. Aero got so blinded by rage that he forgot that something like THIS might happen:
Metagross started threatening for lunch money.
Aerodactyl refused.
Metagross used Thunderpunch.
It's super effective!
Aerodactyl lost 95% of its health.
Bologo's Aerodactyl fainted.
Metagross stole some money!
5-6 Laundry
He got the lunch money...damn. Aero's best friend Dugtrio came in to save the day by trapping Metagross's bullying metal ass. Time for someone to stand up to this asshole and show him that HE'S the one who's scared! Metagross got Dugtrio mad as well by calling him Fagtrio.
Dugtrio used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 91% of its health.
Laundry's Metagross fainted.
(Hm. I guess that Aerodactyl-Dugtrio strategy really does work. :])
5-5
In comes the stupid Garchomp again, too scared to take a little bit of cold...what a wimp, it makes me sick now. Duggy burrows out of there and tells on Garchomp. Now a pleasant math teacher will do what she does best in these kinds of situations ask the bully a math question he or she is sure not to know, and that teacher is, Mrs. Beaver! But the big Land Shark deserves to be sent to the office after this:
Bologo switched in Bibarel (AKA Mrs. Beaver).
Mrs. Beaver asked math question.
Garchomp couldn't answer.
Garchomp used Outrage.
Garchomp went on a rampage!
Mrs. Beaver lost 118% of her health.
The teacher, Mrs. Beaver fainted.
Teachers send you down to the office just for yelling at them. But Garchomp, that little piece of butt deserves a suspension and a loss of recess for hitting the teacher just because HE couldn't answer 1 + 1! Anger management little butthole...anger management. Garchomp will have to learn how to keep his hands and feet to himself! >.<
5-4 Laundry
Mrs. Beaver crawls over to the intercom and calls over the GYM teacher to take care of this! (God only knows why she did THAT) Mr. S. Huckle!
S. Huckle...possibly the most strict gym teacher of all time...came in while Garchomp was still a madman and while that was happening, S. Huckle came in and yelled "GARCHOMP, BOY! SHUT THE HELL UP!" and with that, he ripped off Garchomp's friendship bracelet right off his arm... this lowered Garchomp's confidence (AKA Attack). Garchomp was sooo mad as this was given to him by a girl whom he liked...
Garchomp used Outrage.
Shuckle lost 56% of its health.
Shuckle used Knock Off.
Shuckle knocked off foe Garchomp's Choice Band (AKA Friendship bracelet)!
Garchomp lost 1% of its health.
Garchomp calmed down and then got mad again 2 seconds after. However, this could not compare to S. Huckle's brute strength. He began making the school a very dangerous place to walk around in as he bounced basketballs everywhere and these ones were pointy!
Garchomp used Outrage.
Shuckle lost 39% of its health.
Shuckle used Stealth Rock. (Stealth ball)
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team! (AKA Basketballs)
After being mad for so long, Garchomp's forehead vein started throbbing and he became messed up in the head and started hitting himself...there were all the students shouting "why're you hittin yourself? STUPID!" S. Huckle went back to his desk and said "Why do I teach at this school with their low test scores and classrooms and classrooms of ugly, ugly children?" With that, he took a nap.
Garchomp is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Garchomp lost 14% of its health.
Shuckle used Rest.
Shuckle fell asleep!
Shuckle restored 82% of its health.
Now, the Janitor, Groundskeeper Shay-Shay had been hearing a lot of noise coming from the classroom and decided to see what was going on. Unfortunately, he still had to deal with a VERY unruly child in Garchomp.
However, the Groundskeeper was NOT going to take this, so he got out his shovel, emptied some seeds into it, set it on fire, chucked it at Garchomp and called his attack - The Seed Flare! Bye bye Garchomp!
Bologo switched in Shaymin.
Garchomp is confused!
Garchomp used Outrage.
Garchomp went on a rampage!
Shaymin lost 56% of its health.
Shaymin used Seed Flare.
Garchomp lost 85% of its health.
Laundry's Garchomp fainted.
4-4
Togekiss, the science-bitch wanted a fight the power now. Togekiss was the science bully, she enjoyed throwing beakers at innocent students, and teachers as well! She was an expert at science but not very nice at all.
Right when she came in to fight authority however, a basketball slammed her right in her face!
Laundry switched in Togekiss.
Pointed stones dug into Togekiss.
Togekiss lost 25% of its health.
Mrs. Ro Thomas, the Vice-Principal had heard Togekiss's scheming to get the teachers' car insurance money...no way was she going to let this happen! Mrs. Ro Thomas had been saving for too long for that to happen...with that, Togekiss had heard Ro Thomas coming and said "3 parts Oxygen 2 parts Nitrogen bitch! Take this! =D"
Bologo switched in Rotom.
Togekiss used Air Slash.
It's not very effective...
Rotom lost 22% of its health.
Now, you know that you don't mess with the Vice-Principal, but right before Mrs. Ro Thomas could fight back, Togekiss got the hell out of there and out came Donphan. Now this bitchy bully was one muscular SOB. You could say that this guy was the leader of all of the gangs in the school. He was leading the bullies in this fight against authority and started off by saying "FUCK THA POLICE!" However, this did not stop him from taking a basketball straight in the face.
Laundry switched in Donphan.
Pointed stones dug into Donphan.
Donphan lost 6% of its health.
Rotom used Thunder Wave.
It doesn't affect Donphan...
Ok, so Mrs. Ro Thomas let out a big scream that would normally induce fear into those who hear it, in fact, since her voice is so squeaky, it would induce temporary paralysis! However, Donphan just says "Can't touch this ass-wipe!"
Not wanting to do this anymore, Mrs. Ro Thomas yells "MR. HUCKLE! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!" He was still asleep though, however, Donphan decided to land a cheap shot on him.
Bologo switched in Shuckle.
Donphan used Earthquake.
Shuckle lost 26% of its health.
Mr. S. Huckle was still sleeping, so Donphan gets Togekiss to come and take over with her scientific annihiliation. But, a basketball hits her right in the ass this time.
Laundry switched in Togekiss.
Pointed stones dug into Togekiss.
Togekiss lost 25% of its health.
Shuckle is fast asleep!
Togekiss starts making a nasty plot and while she is doing that, her mind is becoming oh so much clearer. Mr. S. Huckle...still too tired to move, thanks a lot Garchomp...however, in his sleep he is still having a nightmare about teaching HEALTH CLASS to a bunch of kids.
Togekiss used Nasty Plot.
Togekiss's special attack was sharply raised.
Shuckle is fast asleep!
"FINE I'LL DO IT MYSELF!" said Mrs. Ro Thomas, as she saw that Mr. S. Huckle was not doing his job sufficiently...Togekiss was still clearing her mind and filling it with nasty plans.
Bologo switched in Rotom.
Togekiss used Nasty Plot.
Togekiss's special attack was sharply raised.
Togekiss had her Metronome on. This proved to be very annoying for Ro Thomas, so while Togekiss was now getting ready to ruin the relay race, Ro Thomas chucked her scarf on to Togekiss and took her annoying Metronome. However, Togekiss was in her final stages of thought. She found a perfect way to ruin the relay race. That way was just to participate in it as she was a terrible runner. She eventually passed her baton off. Azelf came in and took a basketball in the balls.
Rotom used Trick.
Rotom obtained Metronome!
Togekiss obtained Choice Scarf!
Togekiss used Baton Pass.
Laundry switched in Azelf.
Pointed stones dug into Azelf.
Azelf lost 12% of its health.
Mr. S. Huckle came over and said "Umm...did you call me?" Ro Thomas then said "YES! GET OVER THERE! THERE'S HAVOC AFOOT!" Mr. S. Huckle replied, "Ok ok no need to yell!"
Maybe she shouldn't have forced him out there, because he was now in a confrontation with Azelf...the one who LOVES to play mind games.
Togekiss's baton had come with such nastiness...and unfortunately, Azelf loves nasty. Azelf began to read S. Huckle's mind with his psychic abilities..."You will die tomorrow" He said. S. Huckle cried "OH NO! WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!" With that, he got out his knife and cut his wrist...except, a lot more deep than he wanted to.
Bologo switched in Shuckle.
Azelf used Psychic.
Shuckle lost 92% of its health.
Azelf lost 10% of its health.
"Gym teacher huh? Don't you know those who can't teach, teach gym? Loser. Can't even cut yourself right." Said Azelf, trying to play mind games, but S. Huckle said, "I'll show you! I can cut myself way better than you!" Then he cut himself. "Oooooops........."
Azelf used Psychic.
Shuckle lost 105% of its health.
Bologo's Shuckle started suffering cardiac arrest.
Azelf lost 10% of its health.
4-3 Laundry
Dugtrio, who was also Aerodactyl's best friend, had been bullied his whole life by the bullying gang. He hated them with a passion, and he had just seen a suicide firsthand. He was mad, and he wanted revenge for them killing his gym teacher. This is how their confrontation went down...Azelf said "Hey Fagtrio, you're gonna get your ass ki.." Dugtrio then punched Azelf in the balls. He already took a basketball there, can't take much more pain in that area.
Bologo switched in Dugtrio.
Dugtrio used Sucker Punch.
It's super effective!
Azelf lost 94% of its health.
Laundry's Azelf fainted.
3-3
Togekiss, the science bully comes out once again, but also once again, takes a basketball right up the ass. But she decides to sit down and rest for a little bit. But Ro Thomas is back and is ready to lay down the rules!
Laundry switched in Togekiss.
Pointed stones dug into Togekiss.
Togekiss lost 25% of its health.
Bologo switched in Rotom.
Togekiss used Roost.
Togekiss restored 50% of its health.
Ro Thomas yells so loud that Togekiss is now paralyzed. But she is still resting. But is now an even worse runner than she was before.
Rotom used Thunder Wave.
Togekiss is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Togekiss used Roost.
Togekiss restored 50% of its health.
Blissey. The stuck-up bitch of the gang. She enjoyed egging people's houses and chewing ice mint gum. A basketball is taken right on the top of the head this time.
Laundry switched in Blissey.
Pointed stones dug into Blissey.
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
Ro Thomas happened to have very wooly socks, which happen to create static electricity very easily. However, static E doesn't seem to work on Blissey very well. :[
Rotom used Thunderbolt.
Blissey lost 10% of its health.
Ro Thomas kept on trying, but to no avail...and Blissey had some static of her own, unlike Ro Thomas's, this one actually worked though, and paralyzed her in the process.
Rotom used Thunderbolt.
Blissey lost 10% of its health.
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Rotom is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey now tried to throw a Ro Thomas...struggling...struggling and more struggling...it just didn't work, but there was still more static coming from Ro Thomas's socks...
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
It doesn't affect Rotom...
Rotom used Thunderbolt.
Blissey lost 11% of its health.
Blissey had a nice arsenal of ice mint gum. She decided to start spitting it right in Mrs. Ro Thomas's face. She may be stuck-up but that's one hell of a spit. Static E is still flowing from Ro Thomas though.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Rotom lost 25% of its health.
Rotom used Thunderbolt.
Blissey lost 11% of its health.
Blissey happened to be chewing lots of gum, because she spit it again, but the static E this time was loaded with many more electrons, and Blissey was paralyzed!
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Rotom lost 25% of its health.
Rotom used Thunder Wave.
Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey got the warbling metronome thrown at her, but got a taste of her own bullying medicine when her food was stolen. Still spitting gum though. However, both of them are so tired after that, and as a result are not able to move.
Rotom used Trick.
Rotom obtained Leftovers!
Blissey obtained Metronome!
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Rotom lost 25% of its health.
Rotom is paralysed! It can't move!
Blissey is paralysed! It can't move!
Groundskeeper Shay-Shay saw what was happening and decided to come and help the woman of higher authority, but got icy mint gum spat right in his afro.
Regardless, he decided to go to rest for a little bit as he had been cleaning all day and he was very stressed. Still getting gum spit into his scalp though.
Bologo switched in Shaymin.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Shaymin lost 39% of its health.
Shaymin used Rest.
Shaymin fell asleep!
Shaymin restored 95% of its health.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Shaymin lost 39% of its health.
Ro Thomas came out again, but she opened her mouth and as more gum was being spit, this one got lodged in her throat making her choke...thus knocking her out!
Bologo switched in Rotom.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Rotom lost 33% of its health.
Bologo's Rotom choked and was KO-ed!
3-2 Laundry
Dugtrio is still mad and sees another person of authority get their ass kicked, he is mad and comes out! He traps Blissey in a hole and tears open the ground! Blissey goes on a never-ending journey down the hole, never to see the light of day ever again.
Bologo switched in Dugtrio.
Blissey was trapped!
Dugtrio used Earthquake.
Blissey lost 102% of its health.
Laundry's Blissey is gone forever.
2-2
"As long as you're here, let me help you, kid." said Groundskeeper Shay-Shay as he knew this was an all-out fight now. Dugtrio said "Alrighty, let's do this!" With that, Togekiss, the science-bitch came back and got followed with another basketball...this time right between the eyes. "FUCK YOU JANITOR! I'll slash you with the elements of the world bitch!" Shay-Shay could just barely stand that hit...but he went to sleep just in time.
Laundry switched in Togekiss.
Pointed stones dug into Togekiss.
Togekiss lost 25% of its health.
Bologo switched in Shaymin.
Togekiss used Air Slash.
It's super effective!
Shaymin lost 57% of its health.
Shaymin used Rest.
Shaymin fell asleep!
Shaymin restored 96% of its health.
Togekiss used Air Slash.
It's super effective!
Shaymin lost 60% of its health.
"Duggy, you take over kid, I need to rest for a second or else I'll die..." said Shay-Shay. "Yes sir" said Dugtrio. "I'll do my best." Togekiss was getting rather impatient. "HURRY THE HELL UP WITH THIS! The Human Show is on at 4:00 and I don't want to miss it!" With that, she threw a beaker at Dugtrio, which she missed on purpose so that the wind would mess with him. Dugtrio fought back. He had swallowed some rocks earlier on in the day thanks to his curiousity, and he had starting feeling a little nauseous...he projectile vomited the stones right in Togekiss's face! They weren't soft either, they were huge! Togekiss kept on getting them in the face and started flinching out of fear.
Bologo switched in Dugtrio.
Togekiss used Air Slash.
Dugtrio lost 61% of its health.
Dugtrio used Rock Slide.
It's super effective!
Togekiss lost 46% of its health.
Togekiss flinched!
"BOSSSSSSSSS! I need your help man!" Donphan heard her cry and came out to help, taking a basketball to the foot in process. Shay-Shay was ready, but not at 100%. Dugtrio let him take over. Donphan found an icicle lying on the ground that one of the kids had knocked down earlier from the school. "Tee hee...c'mere bitch! Wh'atcha gonna do mop boy!" Donphan kept on chasing and chasing after Shay-Shay, until finally he caught up with him and hit him right on the top of the head with it. Luckily, Shay-Shay's afro lessened the blow, but he was still droawsy and decided to take another nap.
Laundry switched in Donphan.
Donphan was trapped!
Pointed stones dug into Donphan.
Donphan lost 6% of its health.
Bologo switched in Shaymin.
Donphan used Ice Shard.
It's super effective!
Shaymin lost 24% of its health.
Shaymin used Rest.
Shaymin fell asleep!
Shaymin restored 84% of its health.
Donphan made a huge stomp on the ground that created an earthquake. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Dugtrio yelled as he popped up right in front of Shay-Shay to take Donphan's big earthquake...Dugtrio did not die, but was in critical condition later that night and was in a coma for 1 week.
Bologo switched in Dugtrio.
Donphan was trapped!
Donphan used Earthquake.
Dugtrio lost 117% of its health.
Bologo's Dugtrio fainted.
2-1 Laundry
Shay-Shay yelled, "Duggy...you poor little sucker, you risked you life for the school authority...I'm not gonna let us lose! Read my lips, as long as there's still energy in these old bones of mine, no one is going to bully you kids again!!!!" With that, he got out his shovel, loaded up some seeds, engulfed them in fire and catapulted them DIRECTLY into Donphan's face! Just like Garchomp, Donphan is eliminated.
Bologo switched in Shaymin.
Shaymin used Seed Flare.
It's super effective!
Donphan lost 193% of its health.
Laundry's Donphan fainted.
1-1
As Togekiss got a basketball in the ass again, she got completely owned. "Science-bitch." said Shay-Shay. "Your stupid experiments are a pain in the ass to clean up, and so are all the broken beakers. I'm gonna enjoy kicking your little ass once and for all!" Shay-Shay loaded up his ingredients on to his shovel, set them on fire and chucked them at Togekiss! "Oh shit..." said Togekiss as she was about to get hit by the most painful science experiment she'd ever seen. She fell to the ground and was immediately KNOCKED OUT!
Laundry switched in Togekiss.
Pointed stones dug into Togekiss.
Togekiss lost 25% of its health.
Shaymin used Seed Flare.
It's not very effective...
Togekiss lost 28% of its health.
Laundry's Togekiss fainted.
Bologo wins!
1-0 Me
The next day Aerodactyl did have to go to the dentist, to get his teeth fixed from biting Metagross's steel body, but it wasn't as bad as he thought it would be. Garchomp was put in anger management class in place of his recess, which he did not take to very well, but too bad for him. Mr. S. Huckle was revived due to a very pleasant Koffing knowing CPR, he threw out his knife and now knows better than to give in to mind games. Shaymin got an immediate raise in pay for averting what could've been a complete disaster, and Mrs. Ro Thomas is better, but has not changed at all since the ordeal. Dugtrio is a popular little kid now, while still being Aerodactyl's best friend and has not been bullied ever since.
Either way, authority is the winner! :D
Ahah, was that cool or what? I just wanted to make this nice battle into something creative.
Good points of the battle
- Dugtrio revenge killed pretty much everything
- CSpecs Shaymin with NaturalRest won me the friggin game =]
- That one flinch I got with Rock Slide turned the match around completely, just shows how one turn really CAN make a difference
- A team with only 1 standard beat a whole team of standards, prediction skills are what matters, not the pokemon
Bad points of the battle
- Bibarel didn't friggin do anything! What the hell...
- Rotom didn't get to trick a Blissey
- Aerodactyl didn't friggin do anything either!
Essentially, the things I wanted you to get out of looking at this warstory were things like, that a warstory can actually be a STORY as long as that's actually what happened in the battle, and also that you don't really need a team of standards to win. You just need good prediction skills and determination. =]
Haha, as much as I love warstories, I love creative writing even more so I thought up this whole school fight story just to get you guys into it when you're reading, and it was awesome to write too! =)
Hope you enjoy it.
EDIT: If you're just going to say that you stopped reading halfway through becuase of the commentary or something, then at least post something constructive and not just that, because honestly I don't care if you had to stop reading halfway through and I don't think anyone else does either. At least say how I could've made THIS warstory better, please, I'm tryin to be nice man...
Also, just for the record, Science Bitch is just a nickname for Togekiss in this warstory, it just refers to it as a bully that happens to be an expert at science, but can go very insane and use science for violence. :P
