Team JLei
Can't think of a clever title. This is a team I've been laddering with for the past few weeks. It started out much different but with many tweaks it's come into it's current shape. It intially started out as a team very close to the Subperior team posted a few weeks ago with a CM Jirachi in the place of Slowbro (I did not copy). The theme was really to punish Blissey because the metagame at the higher levels was getting so stall based and all of those have a Blissey. Figure out what status it has and go to one of CM Jirachi or Rhyperior accordingly and set up while they probably had to sacrifice something or let something get dented heavily to stop the sweep. However I found myself to be extremely Gyara weak because Zapdos couldn't beat the LO DD version and I found Rhyperior to not be working as well as I hoped as he sits there waiting for a chance to come in and he was part of the Gyara problem. So I switched the Rhyperior for a pokemon that still fits the theme but shored up many of my weaknesses which is something I've meant to try for a while which is a Sub Seed Breloom. Then I switched Hippo for Swampert as Swampert gave me way better resistances and the Sand was hurting my team more than helping as it no longer had Rhyperior. Anyways that was long on to the team... :)






Swampert @ Leftovers
Torrent
Relaxed 240HP 252DEF 16SPA
-Stealth Rock
-Earthquake
-Ice Beam
-Roar
Swampert is a good lead and a very good Stealth Rocker. The Mixpert version best fit the needs of the team and he's all around a good tank. Keeps Heatran, Scizor, and Tyranitar in check which is nice as they are 3 of the top 5 pokes used which is also nice especially when using a CM Jirachi that it's a good switch in to TTar and Heatran which are CM Jirachi's most common switch ins. The moves given are to make sure it isn't DD Gyara or DD Mence bait. Taunt Gyara is annoying but almost all those are bulky and won't OHKO Zapdos. EV's are standard 401HP to take 5 SToss's and almost perfect Lefties recovery. Max defense to take hits from CB Tar and the leftover in SPA which guarantees a OHKO on Salamence after Rocks I think. Roar makes him my phazer and he's pretty sturdy at that. Every member on my team resists Grass (Blissey practically resists Grass as almost every Grass move is special). So Pert was a really natural fit.

Jirachi @ Leftovers
Serene Grace
Timid 252HP 76SPA 180SPE
-Calm Mind
-Substitute
-Psychic
-Thunderbolt
Ah. CM Jirachi, He's really the star of the show people underestimate how powerful and easy to set up he is due to his handy resistances and all around good stats. Special attackers without a SE move (ie. bulky waters) and walls that can't break his sub (Blissey, Most Celebi) or things locked into NVE moves (CB Scizor) and things that run for Jirachi (Machamp, Breloom, Lucario). EV's are to create 101HP subs and outspeed Jolly Lucario and the pokemon that aim to speed Jolly Lucario by 1 point, leftover went into SPA as I'm boosting it with Calm Mind. Fire moves usually head towards Swampert and Blissey. Ground Moves go towards Zapdos and Breloom.

Scizor @ Choice Band
Technician
Adamant 88HP 252ATK 168SPE
-Bullet Punch
-Quick Attack
-U-turn
-Superpower
CB Scizor is my revenge killer and hits like a Truck. Prevents Mence and Tar from being a really big problem. Has great resistances to switch in. He's pretty much awesome. Quick Attack to revenge Infernape and weakened Gyara's and stuff the resists Bullet Punch. EV's are to give him enough speed to outspeed min speed Suicune and Cresselia to hit them with U-turn before they can attack me. Might opt for less speed more HP since I'm using double priority. Fire attacks again go to Swampert and Blissey.

Blissey @ Leftovers
Natural Cure
Bold 20HP 252DEF 236SPD
-Aromatherapy
-Softboiled
-Thunder Wave
-Seismic Toss
Cleric Bliss. Walls special attacks that would otherwise do major damage to my other pokemon. I had Cleric Bliss to start because Jirachi didn't like TWave and Rhyperior didn't like being burned or poisoned. Keeps Toxic Spikes from really hurting me too much. Thunder Wave to avoid being Mence and Gyara bait and gives support to Zapdos, Jirachi and Breloom (can sub seed slower stuff). This is the one I think needs the most tinkering. EV's are standard (I think). Fighting attacks go towards Zapdos. Physical attacks in general go to Zapdos and Swampert and sometimes Breloom.

Zapdos @ Leftovers
Pressure
Bold 252HP 220DEF 36SPE
-Roost
-Thunderbolt
-Heat Wave
-Thunder Wave/ HP Ice
My physical tank and Scizor and fighting counter. Not much to say about him but he's great at keeping harmful threats at bay and paralyzing stuff and then stalling them with Roost until you can attack them. Thunder Wave helps Breloom and Jirachi set up and in general supports the team well. I'm thinking of HP Ice over Thunder Wave because Gliscor is so annoying to the rest of my team and likes to switch in on Zapdos. Ice attacks go towards Swampert, Scizor, Jirachi and Blissey (if special) Rock attacks go towards Swampert and Jirachi.

Breloom @ Toxic Orb
Adamant 44HP 252ATK 212SPE
-Spore
-Substitute
-Focus Punch
-Leech Seed
Last but not least Breloom. He's often underestimated and usually screws up atleast one pokemon per match usually more as he will always outspeed something on a team (very rare pure offensive) and get in a Spore. Thunder Wave support makes him annoying as he can sub seed the paralyzed opponents if they can't OHKO him. Usually plenty of chances to get him in as he has some handy resistances.
Any rates/ fixes or comments (constructive) are appreciated. Thanks :).