my shoddy team

[RODAN]

Exstinky (Armaldo) (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Battle Armor
EVs: 255 Atk/255 Def
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Cross Poison
- Return
- X-Scissor
- Stone Edge
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Chuck E Cheese (Espeon) (M) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 255 Spd/255 SAtk
Modest nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Psychic
- Shadow Ball
- Swift
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What Am I???????? (Masquerain) (F) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 255 SAtk/255 SDef
Modest nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Bug Buzz
- Bubblebeam
- Ice Beam
- Ominous Wind
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Static Shock (Pachirisu) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Run Away
EVs: 255 Spd/255 SDef
Timid nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Fake Tears
- Thunder Wave
- Swagger
- Super Fang
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Condom (Wormadam-s) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Anticipation
EVs: 255 Def
Impish nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Psychic
- Metal Sound
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
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Pixel Chix (Uxie) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 255 Def/255 SDef
Calm nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Psychic
- Shadow Ball
- Safeguard
- Light Screen

 

[Arkeis]

What is this, UU? No, it can't be, because Espeon and Uxie are BL. If you really want to go through with this team, replace Espeon and Uxie with actual UU Pokemon.