May or may not be centered around Haxchomp... I didn't much like this team until I made one vital change the other day, and now I love it!
hehe it moves ^_______^
Deoxys-e @ Lum Berry
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 16 HP/240 Spd/252 SAtk
Hasty nature (+Spd, -Def)
- Psychic / Shadow Ball
- Superpower
- Ice Beam
- Thunderbolt
Standard Deoxys opener/late game sweeper. Outspeeds near everything on the face of the planet and is one of my favourite Pokemon to sweep with. Huge coverage means it doesn't need anything else to assist it, which is handy. Lum berry allows me to go for 2HKO's on Sleep/Para Pokemon, instead of forcing me to switch to avoid the status. Also I dislike Life Orb recoil. =/
Magnezone @ Leftovers
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 172 HP/84 Spd/252 SAtk
Modest nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Thunderbolt
- Substitute
- Magnet Rise
Standard Steel Trapper. Gets rid of the types of Poke that can stop Garchomp's sweep. Allows Chomp to have only two attacking moves and still function well, which is vital.
Tyranitar (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP/252 Atk/4 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Crunch
- Earthquake
- Pursuit
- Stone Edge
Rawr! Pure powerhouse! This is the poke I usually go too when Deoxys goes down (if nothing else in my team suits better / it's a double kill). Mainly here to start sandstorm and wear down anything it can lay a hit on.
Garchomp (M) @ Brightpowder Salac?
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 4 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Jolly nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Substitute
- Swords Dance
- Outrage
- Earthquake
Cheap in a can, but when this comes in under SS+SR and outspeeds whatever you've got in, you can't honestly say you aren't worried.
Vaporeon (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP/252 Def/4 SAtk
Bold nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Wish
- Surf
- Toxic
- Protect
Hehe Vappy! <3 Passes Wish to teamates and shuts down walls with Toxic. Protect allows it to heal from Wish itself while stalling out pp and racking up Toxic damage. I really adore this little guy, but I wonder if I would be better off with Tentacruel for Tspikes? Helps Chomp out a bit more but probably not due to Wish and EQ weak. What do you think?
Bronzong @ Leftovers Shed Shell?
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP/128 Def/128 SDef
Sassy nature (+SDef, -Spd)
- Gyro Ball
- Stealth Rock
- Hypnosis
- Explosion
Ahaha! I found my missing link! Adding this Pokemon over Breloom has the team working so well once again :) And you'll never guess who gave me the idea ;P Sleep is of course great. SR makes a boatload of Pokes think twice from switching in and Explosion is awesome (and for lols).

Deoxys-e @ Lum Berry
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 16 HP/240 Spd/252 SAtk
Hasty nature (+Spd, -Def)
- Psychic / Shadow Ball
- Superpower
- Ice Beam
- Thunderbolt
Standard Deoxys opener/late game sweeper. Outspeeds near everything on the face of the planet and is one of my favourite Pokemon to sweep with. Huge coverage means it doesn't need anything else to assist it, which is handy. Lum berry allows me to go for 2HKO's on Sleep/Para Pokemon, instead of forcing me to switch to avoid the status. Also I dislike Life Orb recoil. =/

Magnezone @ Leftovers
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 172 HP/84 Spd/252 SAtk
Modest nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Thunderbolt
- Substitute
- Magnet Rise
Standard Steel Trapper. Gets rid of the types of Poke that can stop Garchomp's sweep. Allows Chomp to have only two attacking moves and still function well, which is vital.

Tyranitar (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP/252 Atk/4 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Crunch
- Earthquake
- Pursuit
- Stone Edge
Rawr! Pure powerhouse! This is the poke I usually go too when Deoxys goes down (if nothing else in my team suits better / it's a double kill). Mainly here to start sandstorm and wear down anything it can lay a hit on.

Garchomp (M) @ Brightpowder Salac?
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 4 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Jolly nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Substitute
- Swords Dance
- Outrage
- Earthquake
Cheap in a can, but when this comes in under SS+SR and outspeeds whatever you've got in, you can't honestly say you aren't worried.

Vaporeon (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP/252 Def/4 SAtk
Bold nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Wish
- Surf
- Toxic
- Protect
Hehe Vappy! <3 Passes Wish to teamates and shuts down walls with Toxic. Protect allows it to heal from Wish itself while stalling out pp and racking up Toxic damage. I really adore this little guy, but I wonder if I would be better off with Tentacruel for Tspikes? Helps Chomp out a bit more but probably not due to Wish and EQ weak. What do you think?

Bronzong @ Leftovers Shed Shell?
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP/128 Def/128 SDef
Sassy nature (+SDef, -Spd)
- Gyro Ball
- Stealth Rock
- Hypnosis
- Explosion
Ahaha! I found my missing link! Adding this Pokemon over Breloom has the team working so well once again :) And you'll never guess who gave me the idea ;P Sleep is of course great. SR makes a boatload of Pokes think twice from switching in and Explosion is awesome (and for lols).