Entertainment Obscure Pokemon Sets (and Why They Don't Work)

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(^ That title isn't permanent, by the way. It's just there as a placeholder, and if anyone is willing to share me ideas that would be better, I'd be glad to listen)

Hello, all of ya reading this post! I can't seem to find an exact list of things that I should include in this post, so I'll try to be as detailed as I can. If anyone needs more information, though, feel free to ask away, and I'll supply said information.

First of all, let me explain what my idea exactly is. As a player who often tests his skills in the rungs of the ladder, I've met countless players, inexperienced and powerful, lucky and unlucky, thoughtful and smug. I even befriended a handful of them. But, although the players themselves play a huge role in deciding the victor of a battle, I am mostly interested in the sets people run. I've seen people run absurd sets that I never even dreamed would work; Parting Shot Smeargle, Pain Split Pineco, Leech Seed Cottonee, Assist/V-Create Spinda, Moxie/Entrainment Pyroar, the list goes on. Some are used to great success. The others, not so much. Every now and then I see sets that I'd think were made so that it'd lose. Every time I see sets like these, I couldn't help but be confused; but when I tell people about it, they'd laugh. Hard. I plan to make an article discussing these obscure sets; what [ I ] call them, which Pokemon it involves, the moveset itself, and why it simply doesn't work.

Of course, I won't make up sets that come from the top of my head. Although I can't prove every single one of the claimed sets, I can prove some to be true. I'll attempt to fill in blanks into incomplete sets though, if that's needed; otherwise a quick "???" would be fine by me, too. That aside, these sets won't be limited to the ones I find via laddering; I get quite a few stray challenges from the main server's lobby, for some reason, and I also plan to discuss sets from those. I don't know what the minimum would be for an article, but I feel like it should be in my reach. I might be able to prepare a per-tier article, though I'd need some time to rummage through ladders and challenges.

I feel like the 33rd The Smog's deadline may be too close, thus I'm requesting for this idea to be put back for the 34th's release. Then again, if the board thinks the deadline isn't that pressing, I'm willing to do this for the 33rd issue.

That's all I have to say for now, thanks for reading! Again, if any of you have a query that's not answered in this post, feel free to ask me in any way you can reach me, and I'll be happy to answer.
 
We already have an article this issue about troll sets so this will definitely be next issue (and you're right about the deadline being close).

Can you go over your obscure sets in the meanwhile? Like, the amount you're going to put in your article and what they are. It would be nice to see them beforehand.
 
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Alright, I have 8 sets right, and they're all based on OU. I won't be making this list fancy for now, but here are the sets I have in mind.

Special Belly Drum Snorlax
Snorlax @ Leftovers
Ability: Immunity
- Belly Drum
- Ice Beam
- Surf
- ???

Offensive Black Sludge Gliscor
Gliscor @ Black Sludge
Ability: Poison Heal
- Cross Poison
- Brick Break
- Earthquake
- ???

Mixed Offensive Chansey
Chansey (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Serene Grace
- Zen Headbutt
- Soft-Boiled
- Dazzling Gleam
- ???

Mixed Offensive Torterra
Torterra @ ???
Ability: Overgrow
- Earthquake
- Energy
- Sunny Day
- SolarBeam

Non-Pulse/Sphere Mixed Blastoise-Mega
Blastoise-Mega @ Blastoisinite
Ability: Mega Launcher
- Ice Beam
- Hydro Pump
- Brick Break
- ???

Physical Typhlosion
Typhlosion @ ???
Ability: Blaze
- Thunder Punch
- ???
- ???
- ???

Coil Special Based Arbok
Arbok @ Quick Claw
Ability: Intimidate
- Coil
- Gunk Shot
- ???
- ???

Mixed Offensive Breloom
Breloom @ ???
Ability: Effect Spore
- Mega Drain
- Mach Punch
- Energy Ball
- ???
 
Like Flora said, there's already an article in the works about bad/humorous/straight-up-sad movesets, and we also had an article recently with a similar subject. So since this is one of the more common topics new writers tend to cover, we need to be more strict about who's writing the article and how's it written. We're also more hesitant to approve Entertainment articles from somewhat new users, since whether or not it's a hit or miss largely depends on the author and how witty they are. I've glossed over your post history on these forums, and you seem to still be learning the ropes about competitive play, and neither am I confident that you'd be able to put a humorous spin on this topic. So judging by the sets you've proposed, I'm not convinced that this pitch will deliver on its promises, so I'm giving it a no.

While there are instances where new users can contribute to The Smog, said users often have experience with writing columns or ellaborate topics before. So in your case, I'd suggest being more involved with a different part of this forum, so that you can become more knowledgeable in a certain area, and then choose to write about in The Smog. Although that's just a personal suggestion, you're still free to apply with a different topic you'd like to write about.

Thanks for your application, and we're glad that you have an interest of writing for The Smog. :)
 
Ahah, wow, I just had a read on that article, and I know when I'm beat. I don't think I'll be able to top that, sadly, so I'll be making my exit. I don't disagree with any of your points there; I indeed am still learning the ropes on competitive battling, and to make such a witty article, I don't think I'm capable of that. Thanks for your consideration though, and I'll be sure to try again when I'm more experienced here!
 
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