After struggling in a futile attempt to play with pokémon I like, I've given up and decided to try some of these stupid looking buggers that overcrowd the OU. I felt pretty bad giving in, but this team seems to be working just fine, so I'm going to try and improve it and see how it goes on from there.
Righto, let's get this ball rolling.
Gengar (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 6 HP/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Timid nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Hypnosis
- Shadow Ball
- Thunderbolt
- Focus Blast
Gengar with his shit-eating grin and heaps of resistances and immunities leads this team off in a very conservative way. I chose focus sash over life orb for the speed ties that drive me apeshit.
The moves are nothing new, just the standard stuff. Does his job of:
-Sleeping stuff
-Hitting stuff from the special spectrum
-Granting my team useful immunities
-Blocking rapid spin
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Tyranitar (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP/252 Atk/4 SDef
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Crunch
- Stone Edge
- Pursuit
- Earthquake
Another very conservative fellow here. Gives me the neccecary power to break down a lot of things that the other teammates can't touch. Brings in the sand which is useful to my team, although I could do with more than 3 pokés benefitting from it.
Does his job of:
-Hitting stuff from the physical spectrum hard
-Putting up sand
-Pursuiting weak stuff
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Jirachi @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP/40 Atk/216 Def
Impish nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Wish
- Zen Headbutt
- Body Slam
- Protect
I haven't been in the pokémon loop for a few years, but what the fuck is this? It looks like some sort of Asian hobbit courtesan. I actually
quite like what this guy dishes out. He's my physical wall and wish support, as well as spreading paralysis like a nutter. I chose protect since it's pretty much non-negotiable if you want him to tank. Does his job of:
-Walling stuff from the physical spectrum
-Spreading paralysis
-Providing wish support to teammates
-Driving my opponents bonkers with paraflinch
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Togekiss (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP/4 SAtk/252 SDef
Calm nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Roost
- Air Slash
- Thunder Wave
- Aura Sphere
Special wall that also looks ridiculous. Another paraflinching staller, this one actually has pretty good special attack. Does his job of:
-Hitting stuff moderately hard from the special spectrum
-Walling special hits
-Spreading paralysis
-Again, driving opponents bonkers with paraflinch
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Swampert (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 252 HP/6 Atk/252 Def
Impish nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Avalanche
- Stealth Rock
- Roar
The king of all stupid looking things, this guy sets up rocks and phazes. I'm not entirely sure on the EV's, or even the moves, so I might need some help there. Anyways, he does his job of:
-Setting up rocks
-Phazing
-Providing useful resistances that compliment the tanks
-Hitting stuff I guess, but not really
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Starmie @ Leftovers
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 160 HP/216 Spd/132 SAtk
Timid nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Surf
- Thunderbolt
- Rapid Spin
- Recover
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Starmie is the team spinner and another special attacker, although I really am torn whether or not I should go for ice beam over thunderbolt since it would have helped me so blood often. I might even end up on getting rid of surf altogether, but getting rid of the STAB isn't looking that good.
It does its job of:
-Spinning away rocks
-Blasting stuff away
And there's my team. It's been working okay but there are a few problems with it, mainly not enough physical power and I'm not sure if gengar is the optimal lead even though he is pretty vital to the team. Everything is prone to change, so all help is accepted. Cheerio.
Righto, let's get this ball rolling.

Gengar (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 6 HP/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Timid nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Hypnosis
- Shadow Ball
- Thunderbolt
- Focus Blast
Gengar with his shit-eating grin and heaps of resistances and immunities leads this team off in a very conservative way. I chose focus sash over life orb for the speed ties that drive me apeshit.
The moves are nothing new, just the standard stuff. Does his job of:
-Sleeping stuff
-Hitting stuff from the special spectrum
-Granting my team useful immunities
-Blocking rapid spin
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Tyranitar (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP/252 Atk/4 SDef
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Crunch
- Stone Edge
- Pursuit
- Earthquake
Another very conservative fellow here. Gives me the neccecary power to break down a lot of things that the other teammates can't touch. Brings in the sand which is useful to my team, although I could do with more than 3 pokés benefitting from it.
Does his job of:
-Hitting stuff from the physical spectrum hard
-Putting up sand
-Pursuiting weak stuff
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Jirachi @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP/40 Atk/216 Def
Impish nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Wish
- Zen Headbutt
- Body Slam
- Protect
I haven't been in the pokémon loop for a few years, but what the fuck is this? It looks like some sort of Asian hobbit courtesan. I actually
quite like what this guy dishes out. He's my physical wall and wish support, as well as spreading paralysis like a nutter. I chose protect since it's pretty much non-negotiable if you want him to tank. Does his job of:
-Walling stuff from the physical spectrum
-Spreading paralysis
-Providing wish support to teammates
-Driving my opponents bonkers with paraflinch
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Togekiss (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP/4 SAtk/252 SDef
Calm nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Roost
- Air Slash
- Thunder Wave
- Aura Sphere
Special wall that also looks ridiculous. Another paraflinching staller, this one actually has pretty good special attack. Does his job of:
-Hitting stuff moderately hard from the special spectrum
-Walling special hits
-Spreading paralysis
-Again, driving opponents bonkers with paraflinch
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Swampert (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 252 HP/6 Atk/252 Def
Impish nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Avalanche
- Stealth Rock
- Roar
The king of all stupid looking things, this guy sets up rocks and phazes. I'm not entirely sure on the EV's, or even the moves, so I might need some help there. Anyways, he does his job of:
-Setting up rocks
-Phazing
-Providing useful resistances that compliment the tanks
-Hitting stuff I guess, but not really
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Starmie @ Leftovers
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 160 HP/216 Spd/132 SAtk
Timid nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Surf
- Thunderbolt
- Rapid Spin
- Recover
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Starmie is the team spinner and another special attacker, although I really am torn whether or not I should go for ice beam over thunderbolt since it would have helped me so blood often. I might even end up on getting rid of surf altogether, but getting rid of the STAB isn't looking that good.
It does its job of:
-Spinning away rocks
-Blasting stuff away
And there's my team. It's been working okay but there are a few problems with it, mainly not enough physical power and I'm not sure if gengar is the optimal lead even though he is pretty vital to the team. Everything is prone to change, so all help is accepted. Cheerio.