Phoebe Bridger's is goated (Would You Rather)

[sheepie]

(goated song and album) (TW heavy topics in the song if u do listen)
This is the place for your very best would you rather questions (and phoebe bridgers glaze is very much welcome and encourage too)
I'll start
Would you rather have the little plate in your microwave stolen or have all your walls tilted by 1.5% inwards?

and for Phoebe Bridgers glaze:
Chinese Satellite is the best Singer-Songwriter song of the century

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

-would you?
-rather.

^conversation between two posh folx

 

[bro torterra]

-wood?
-you, rather.

^conversation between someone looking in a mirror who can’t distinguish themselves from a tree and someone who can