Hm? Oh? Oh yeah, I tried this before, but colossally fucked up. So now it is time to do it again, but with passion! Once again, I will be posting the pictures and hopefully they work this time. If not, I will be very sad and I will cry for a long time. Anyways, the rest of this masterpiece will slowly but surely be released as I stop procrastinating and actually try for once in my life.
This is another one that seems pretty normal. While the name "Tail Smack" for a move just makes me think of this, the first thing that made me question this card is the description.
A 10 hour struggle? Did someone sit next to this fisherman for 10 hours, feeding him and... watering him? What is the drink version of feeding? Google says watering is technically correct, so I'll stick with that. Anyways, this seems to be telling me that this fisherman spent 10 hours of his life struggling to catch this.. wait, 7 pound dragon snake? People have apparently caught a 3,427 Great White with a rod and reel, so a fisherman should be able to catch this 7 pound water snake with a halfway decent rod. I just cannot understand.
Anger. Pure, absolute anger. This Wigglytuff wants to murder someone! The thing is, I just think it's hilarious how angry it is. That Weedle is terrified, and it fears for its life. Be scared. Punishing Slap is also an interesting move, as I guarantee that this thing with those arms is not being able to reach anything without turning 90 degrees sideways.
Okay, where the hell are the Omastars? They are in some sort of... apocalyptic wasteland. In this world of incredible technology and borderline magic, these Omastars were able to find a city that was abandoned/ destroyed a while ago. I legitimately am extremely confused at where they are. On a side note, the description may be the same as one of the pokedex entries, but "Once wrapped around its prey, it never lets go. It eats the prey by tearing at it with sharp fangs." Omastars are fucking brutal. While not confirmed, it sounds like it eats it alive to me, which is worse.
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The fact that this can do damage without getting damaged pains me to a great extent. It itself also just looks like it feels so much pain at what it is experiencing, stuck in this home with some 7-10 year old who is obsessed with princesses.
Honestly, I like how this photography worked. Congrats to Yuka Morii for making a cool picture on a pokemon card. Otherwise...
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a Dunsparce should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The Dunsparce, of course, flies anyway, because Dunsparce doesn't care what humans think is impossible.
Spiral Drain? I have absolutely no idea how to make a gif, but all I imagine is this bat latching onto your arm and it just starts spinning around in circles, slowly accelerating until it's just mach speeds, spinning around your arm. Also... wait a minute.
So wait. If it sucks a nearly fatal amount of blood, that means that it sucks somewhere near 40% of the blood out of the prey's body, as google says that losing 40% of your blood is fatal. Now, assuming it is based off of vampire bat, that means it attacks large birds, cows, horses, and pigs. Now, I'm no scientist, but drinking a nearly fatal amount of blood from any of those will make this... 121 pound bat? What the hell? Even then, drinking a nearly fatal amount of blood from a cow would most likely make this bat unable to fly.
First things first. I really like the picture on this one, partially biased because I also really like Yanmega. Otherwise, its description is scary.
While it obviously wouldn't look like this, all I can think of when I read this is that scene at the end of Jigsaw, the laser collar scene. But god damn, it bites the heads apart? At high speeds? Does it eat the flesh of its enemies, or does it just spit it out? So many questions, without any answers. Someone needs to make some animations for the random shit you'll see on dex entries.
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This is another one that seems pretty normal. While the name "Tail Smack" for a move just makes me think of this, the first thing that made me question this card is the description.
A 10 hour struggle? Did someone sit next to this fisherman for 10 hours, feeding him and... watering him? What is the drink version of feeding? Google says watering is technically correct, so I'll stick with that. Anyways, this seems to be telling me that this fisherman spent 10 hours of his life struggling to catch this.. wait, 7 pound dragon snake? People have apparently caught a 3,427 Great White with a rod and reel, so a fisherman should be able to catch this 7 pound water snake with a halfway decent rod. I just cannot understand.
Anger. Pure, absolute anger. This Wigglytuff wants to murder someone! The thing is, I just think it's hilarious how angry it is. That Weedle is terrified, and it fears for its life. Be scared. Punishing Slap is also an interesting move, as I guarantee that this thing with those arms is not being able to reach anything without turning 90 degrees sideways.
Okay, where the hell are the Omastars? They are in some sort of... apocalyptic wasteland. In this world of incredible technology and borderline magic, these Omastars were able to find a city that was abandoned/ destroyed a while ago. I legitimately am extremely confused at where they are. On a side note, the description may be the same as one of the pokedex entries, but "Once wrapped around its prey, it never lets go. It eats the prey by tearing at it with sharp fangs." Omastars are fucking brutal. While not confirmed, it sounds like it eats it alive to me, which is worse.
A R M
The fact that this can do damage without getting damaged pains me to a great extent. It itself also just looks like it feels so much pain at what it is experiencing, stuck in this home with some 7-10 year old who is obsessed with princesses.
Honestly, I like how this photography worked. Congrats to Yuka Morii for making a cool picture on a pokemon card. Otherwise...
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a Dunsparce should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The Dunsparce, of course, flies anyway, because Dunsparce doesn't care what humans think is impossible.
Spiral Drain? I have absolutely no idea how to make a gif, but all I imagine is this bat latching onto your arm and it just starts spinning around in circles, slowly accelerating until it's just mach speeds, spinning around your arm. Also... wait a minute.
So wait. If it sucks a nearly fatal amount of blood, that means that it sucks somewhere near 40% of the blood out of the prey's body, as google says that losing 40% of your blood is fatal. Now, assuming it is based off of vampire bat, that means it attacks large birds, cows, horses, and pigs. Now, I'm no scientist, but drinking a nearly fatal amount of blood from any of those will make this... 121 pound bat? What the hell? Even then, drinking a nearly fatal amount of blood from a cow would most likely make this bat unable to fly.
First things first. I really like the picture on this one, partially biased because I also really like Yanmega. Otherwise, its description is scary.
While it obviously wouldn't look like this, all I can think of when I read this is that scene at the end of Jigsaw, the laser collar scene. But god damn, it bites the heads apart? At high speeds? Does it eat the flesh of its enemies, or does it just spit it out? So many questions, without any answers. Someone needs to make some animations for the random shit you'll see on dex entries.
Time for me to have an obligatory ad but AGAIN! We are 2 signatures away from getting a private Minecraft server on Showdown, so just head to discord.gg/QWFhCBduRz and put your smogon name in, you guessed it, the smogon names channel.
