Hello, everyone and welcome all the way from Cherrygrove Town. If you`ve ever been here in your journey through Johto, you know there`s a small patch of an island in the middle of the sea. So, I got all my money when Team Rocket was demolished and built my underwater lab, and the island is the entrance. I`ve decided to take a better approach to my life, taking care and loving Pokémon. They're so lovable, aren't they?
Well, the thing is, sometimes is quite lonely here, even more now that Kalos is so mainstream, but I still can help you.
Everyone today has a busy life. I have a pretty busy life as well, but I have some time to spare. In this time, I've decided to make something good for you, fellow trainers.
I was never really good at battling, My idea of a perfect life with Pokémon is not to put them against one another in battles (although it's quite fun to do it), but to raise them and make them better for other trainers to do it.
I used to do quite a nice job at EVing and leveling up Pokémon for friends, and one of my babies even went to be part of a Regional Championship team back in Gen IV.
That said, I'm here to humbly offer my services.
If you want an EV'd Pokémon, I can give you up to 5 Pokémon a day. 3 or 4 is better, but depending on the day I can do a little more.
Leveling up is a little steeper, so I ask at least 5 days to do it, at least 'till I get the hang of it.
In exchange, I ask for anything that you'd want to part from.
Shinies, spitbacks, Dittos, anything.
Maybe one day I'll evolve the lab and transform it into a giveaway thread as well.
Well, I don't know if you are interested in it, but if you are, just tell me.
I think that's it.
Ja matta.
