Random Warstory! Typhlosion vs. Rayfordjames!

[Icarus Syndrome]

Yay! A random Shoddy battle! Joy oh joy, this will be interesting. My team, in order of appearance:

And now for Rayfordjames’ team, in order of appearance:

Rules: Random Battle, Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle

Typhlosion009 sent out Wormadam-s (lvl 100 Wormadam-s ?).
rayfordjames sent out Porygon (lvl 100 Porygon).
Porygon traced Wormadam-s's Anticipation!Wormadam-s used Flash Cannon.
Porygon lost 32% of its health.
Porygon used Icy Wind.
It's not very effective...
Wormadam-s lost 8% of its health.
Wormadam-s's speed was lowered.

I guess I’ll just hammer it with Flash Cannon, my strongest attack.
---
Porygon used Psychic.
It's not very effective...
Wormadam-s lost 12% of its health.
Wormadam-s used Frustration.
Porygon lost 24% of its health.
---
rayfordjames switched in Haunter (lvl 100 Haunter ?).
Wormadam-s used Flash Cannon.
Haunter lost 37% of its health.

Well captivate will make his attacks do almost nothing.
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Haunter used Psychic.
It's not very effective...
Wormadam-s lost 15% of its health.
Wormadam-s used Captivate.
Haunter's special attack was harshly lowered.
---
Haunter used Psychic.
It's not very effective...
Wormadam-s lost 8% of its health.
Wormadam-s used Flash Cannon.
Haunter lost 35% of its health.

He’s doing 8%, while I’m doing 35%. Pretty good.
---
Haunter used Captivate.
Wormadam-s's special attack was harshly lowered.
Wormadam-s used Flash Cannon.
Haunter lost 20% of its health.
Haunter's special defence was lowered.

20% is good too.
---
Haunter used Captivate.
Wormadam-s's special attack was harshly lowered.
Wormadam-s used Flash Cannon.
Haunter lost 20% of its health.
rayfordjames's Haunter fainted.

And, just like my comment, the first poke falls.
6-5 Typhlosion
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Typhlosion009: yay first kill
rayfordjames switched in Porygonz (lvl 100 Porygonz).
Porygonz's Download raised its stats!
Porygonz's attack was raised.
Typhlosion009: is that shiny? that looks weird
Typhlosion009 switched in Grotle (lvl 100 Grotle ?).
Porygonz used Psybeam.
A critical hit!
Grotle lost 57% of its health

...To be replaced by P-Z. I wasn’t doomed though. Many times strong pokes have terrible movesets, such as my Specs T-tar with Blizzard and Hyper Beam. I thought Grotle could take a hit.
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Porygonz used Psybeam.
Grotle lost 30% of its health.
Grotle used Secret Power.
Porygonz lost 19% of its health.
Porygonz is paralysed! It may be unable to move!


Well Grotle paralyzed him with secret power. That’s good.
---
Typhlosion009: go zapdos
Typhlosion009 switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Porygonz used Psybeam.
Zapdos lost 23% of its health.
---
Porygonz used Protect.
Porygonz protected itself!
Zapdos used Toxic.
Porygonz protected itself!

I forgot that Porygon-Z was paralyzed.
---
Zapdos used Secret Power.
Porygonz lost 21% of its health.
Porygonz is paralysed! It can't move!

I could have sworn P-Z was already paralyzed. Oh well.
---
Zapdos used Secret Power.
Porygonz lost 19% of its health.
Porygonz used Toxic.
Porygon-z's attack missed!

Yay miss!
---
Zapdos used Double-edge.
Porygonz lost 34% of its health.
Zapdos was hit by recoil!
Zapdos lost 11% of its health.
Porygonz used Toxic.
Zapdos was badly poisoned!
Zapdos is hurt by poison!
Zapdos lost 6% of its health.

Toxic hits, but I land a fairly solid blow.
---
Zapdos used Secret Power.
Porygonz lost 21% of its health.
rayfordjames's Porygonz fainted.
Zapdos is hurt by poison!
Zapdos lost 12% of its health.

Zapdos brings a poke down.
6-4 Typhlosion
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rayfordjames switched in Machoke (lvl 100 Machoke ?).
Typhlosion009 switched in Cubone (lvl 100 Cubone ?).
Machoke used Revenge.
Cubone lost 36% of its health.

Marowak’s sturdy, so Cubone should be too.
---
Machoke used Sunny Day.
The sun began to shine!
Cubone used Metronome.
Cubone used Spore.
Machoke fell asleep!
The sun continues to shine.

As I say below, incredibly lucky that Spore was used. I wonder why he used Sunny Day...
---
rayfordjames: lucky
Typhlosion009: wow that is lucky
Typhlosion009: spore happens to be used, just happens
Machoke is fast asleep!
Cubone used Headbutt.
Machoke lost 17% of its health.
The sun continues to shine.

I tried hammering him with Headbutt, but decided Aipom could do damage.
---
Typhlosion009 switched in Aipom (lvl 100 Aipom ?).
Machoke is fast asleep!
The sun continues to shine.
---
Aipom used Fury Swipes.
Machoke lost 8% of its health.
Machoke lost 8% of its health.
Hit 2 time(s)!
Machoke woke up!
Machoke used Revenge.
It's super effective!
Aipom lost 275% of its health.
Typhlosion009's Aipom fainted.
The sun continues to shine.

I was going to use Brick Break, but went Fury Swipes for some reason. Then Machoke wakes up and kills me.
5-4 Typhlosion
---Typhlosion009: dnag
Typhlosion009: dang
rayfordjames: yippie
Typhlosion009 switched in Cubone (lvl 100 Cubone ?).
Cubone used Metronome.
Cubone used Bounce.
Cubone bounced up!
Machoke used Revenge.
Cubone lost 40% of its health.
The sun faded.
Back to Cubone. Metronome didn’t like me this time, though.
---
Cubone used Bounce.
It's super effective!
Machoke lost 37% of its health.
Machoke is paralysed! It may be unable to move!Machoke used Revenge.
Cubone lost 71% of its health.
Typhlosion009's Cubone fainted.

I paralyze him and land a solid blow for bounce, then died.
4-4 Tie
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Typhlosion009 switched in Grotle (lvl 100 Grotle ?).
Grotle used Secret Power.
Machoke lost 23% of its health.
Machoke is paralysed! It can't move!

Some how he gets paralyzed again.
---
Grotle used Secret Power.
Machoke lost 24% of its health.
rayfordjames's Machoke fainted.

Yay I’m winning again.
4-3 Typhlosion
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rayfordjames switched in Nincada (lvl 100 Nincada ?).
Nincada used Double-edge.
Grotle lost 22% of its health.
Typhlosion009's Grotle fainted.
Nincada was hit by recoil!
Nincada lost 6% of its health.
Taken out by Nincada.
3-3 Tie
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Typhlosion009 switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Zapdos used Double-edge.
Nincada lost 37% of its health.
Zapdos was hit by recoil!
Zapdos lost 8% of its health.
Nincada used Toxic.
But it failed!
Zapdos is hurt by poison!
Zapdos lost 6% of its health.

He remembers that I’m already poisoned, so stalls.
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Nincada used Protect.
Nincada protected itself!
Zapdos used Double-edge.
Nincada protected itself!
Zapdos is hurt by poison!
Zapdos lost 12% of its health.
---r
ayfordjames switched in Mawile (lvl 100 Mawile ?).
Mawile's intimidate cut Zapdos's attack!
Zapdos used Double-edge.
It's not very effective...
Mawile lost 16% of its health.
Zapdos was hit by recoil!
Zapdos lost 4% of its health.
Zapdos's Starf Berry sharply raised its speed!
Zapdos is hurt by poison!
Zapdos lost 18% of its health.
Typhlosion009's Zapdos fainted.

Starf berry would have worked better if I hadn’t died. I’m losing now.
3-2 Ray
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Typhlosion009 switched in Larvitar (lvl 100 Larvitar ?).
Mawile used Sing.
Mawile's attack missed!
Larvitar used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Mawile lost 117% of its health.
rayfordjames's Mawile fainted.

And Larvitar kills Mawile, who does almost nothing.
2-2 Tie
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rayfordjames switched in Porygon (lvl 100 Porygon).
Porygon traced Larvitar's Guts!
Porygon used Icy Wind.
It's super effective!
Larvitar lost 50% of its health.
Larvitar's speed was lowered.
Larvitar used Earthquake.
Porygon lost 41% of its health.
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Porygon used Icy Wind.
It's super effective!
Larvitar lost 48% of its health.
Larvitar's speed was lowered.
Larvitar used Pursuit.
Porygon lost 11% of its health.
rayfordjames's Porygon fainted.

Here I pursuited to make sure I killed him.
2-1 Typhlosion
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rayfordjames switched in Nincada (lvl 100 Nincada ?).
Typhlosion009 switched in Wormadam-s (lvl 100 Wormadam-s ?).
Nincada used Double-edge.
It's not very effective...
Wormadam-s lost 11% of its health.
Nincada was hit by recoil!
Nincada lost 4% of its health.

Nincada is no match for Wormadam.
---
Nincada used Protect.
Nincada protected itself!
Wormadam-s used Flash Cannon.
Nincada protected itself!
---
Wormadam-s used Flash Cannon.
A critical hit!
Nincada lost 133% of its health.
rayfordjames's Nincada fainted.
Typhlosion009 wins!

Props
- Wormadam for taking out 2 pokes
- Cubone for scoring a spore on Machoke
- Larvitar for killing 2 pokes
- Grotle for taking out Machoke
- Zapdos for killing P-Z
- Rayfordjames for a good match and being at the random tab!
- And Aeolus for approving this!

Slops- Cubone for dying to Machoke and not doing too much
- Aipom for also dying to Machoke
- Nincada for stalling my Zapdos and killing him

Hope you like this warstory!

 

[Age of Kings]

Which makes me want to go on Shoddy and play random. x_x

Props for the first random story I've ever seen. =)

 

[Icarus Syndrome]

Thx. I was wanting to write a random warstory for some time, then came rayfordjames.

 

[Doctor Mudkip]

"Marowak’s sturdy, so Cubone should be too."

Marowak has awful defenses and HP.

 

[Age of Kings]

"Marowak’s sturdy, so Cubone should be too."

Marowak has awful defenses and HP.

I want you to see my last warstory. I have proof that that is not true at all. I just swept an OU team on Shoddy with mine as well, on a team not built for OU, but for BL/UU. It can take physical hits, it can take special hits to a degree, and while it is not a tank, it was a huge improvement over Rampardos, which it replaced.

 

[junior]

I think you need a little more commentary. =\

 

[Icarus Syndrome]

Eh. I didn't have too much to say on some battles.

Just a comment on random battles: they are very annoying most of the time. one second your jumping for joy cause you have a Tyranitar, next second you're cussing you head off since you realized that your t-tar has choice specs and two attacking moves.

 

[beefdreams]

wow a random battle warstory

 

[Icarus Syndrome]

lol i just had another random battle and I had an Unown sweep with HP electric

 

[Blue Harvest]

Poor Mawile... I had high hopes for it...


This was a fun read. Makes me want to go play some random battles...

 

[Chali]

I remeber when I was playing Pokemon Stadium a couple of years ago I used Metronome with my Snorlax and it used Fly, watching a Snorlax in the air was the greatest Metronome moment I have ever had. Nice Random warstory (I think you started something because a bunch of people have been asking for random battles on Shoddy).

 

[Blue Harvest]

I remeber when I was playing Pokemon Stadium a couple of years ago I used Metronome with my Snorlax and it used Fly, watching a Snorlax in the air was the greatest Metronome moment I have ever had. Nice Random warstory (I think you started something because a bunch of people have asking for random battles on Shoddy).

Heh. I remember when I first got Stadium 2 (lol 3 months ago. Bargain bin). I saw a Gligar use Sand Attack. It sprayed out of his already penis-like tail in a horrible way. I really wish I hadn't watched that...

 

[Portugeez]

I'll play some randoms right now!
Nice warstory.

 

[Icarus Syndrome]

thanks for the comments!
this was my first warstory, so I thought it went well.

EDIT: yay, 75! im such a lurker that im almost at 100!

 

[The_Rider]

Nice warstory haven't played randoms since the NB days I'll go check it out now. Thanks for posting this :D

 

[Niraj]

Random battles are always fun. I used to do challenge cup on netbattle all the time. Good times.

 

[Pim]

Even though I love random battles, I think it's not really warstory material, as it's more hammering with your most powerful attack than prediction and skill. (Though I like you posted it, as there suddenly are actually people in the random tab.) I also prefer without any clauses, as you can't build a team to sleep/DT/OHKO anyway. It results in an occasional stall war, but you won't get stuck with a pokémon with an OHKO move, an evasion move, a sleep move and a non-damaging attack.