after being STRONGARMED and THREATENED by local boogeyman Shampoke, I created a team.
-
-
-
-
- 
Click above for the team!
The idea was simple: have a volt-turn core that contained Mamoswine. This would maximize the amounts of time Mamoswine could enter the field, and thus allow the mammoth to use his amazing breaking power to click buttons and remove items on switch-ins.

the swinster himself, running a standard set with Never-Melt-Ice instead of HDB cause I wanted an item that would increase my damage, but I didn't want to be locked into moves with CB (although with how I use Mamo, it probably would be a better idea to run CB), so a 1.2x damage increase to Icicle Crash and my main Priority move was my choice. Tera Ice was my saucy pick of the day since I literally just wanted to maximize my Ice damage, hazards be damned.

next up I decided that the partner in crime for Mamoswine would be Volcanion. Not only to do ok into opposing Volcanion and have an actual "switch-in", but also because I think they pair really well together offensively, particularly in both pressuring the steels of the tier which can open up a game path for Fez to go to town, along with generally just being able to cover large swaths of the metagame together.

one half of the FezMag core, is able to act as a psuedo-special wall and generally wear down threats with toxic chain procs. Also can act as a very threatening wincon, you all know what fez is. Fez is goated, Fez is life.

The other half of the FezMag core, doesn't have magnet pull but that's ok because specs analytic does well enough. If I was a better builder I'd surely find a better set but it works well enough as part of the VoltTurn core especially with our next contestant coming up.

The Killer Fish From San Diego is here and is ready to click Flip Turn. Other than that, has great coverage and pairs well with Fez and Mag as the supportive third wheel to their relationship and generally just does what a fish does. I decided to go with coverage over Aqua Jet since Mamoswine already does priority well enough.

Geezing is here to do what it always does. Acts as a phenomenal physical wall, and is able to remove the hazards that threaten this team and especially Mamoswine. Spreads burn, clicks WoW, does what it does and does it well.
REPLAY ZONE
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9ru-2295823754?p2
Vs. Jakkkkkka
A shifty two-part game where the first goal of breaking Umbreon was achieved, and then brawling it out from there. Volcanion honestly is such a bad match-up for this team, but I'm able to win, even with me throwing away my Weezing on a EP predict. A good game where everyone (ignore Weezing dead in the back alley) pulled their weight
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9ru-2295828252
Vs. Xibalbaa
Choice Scarf Volcanion. Need I say more?
Well I will.
A close game where a lot of sacs needed to be made, but Mamoswine pulls through by being the goat, and Magnezone pulls through by not getting flinched. Everyone ACTUALLY pulls their weight this time, with Weezing showing why it's on the team by singlehandedly stuffing out the RestoChesto Mence.
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9ru-2296559826
Vs. madeofbannana
Mamoswine's sheer prescence and ability to OHKO almost everyone they had cause a turn 5 victory for yours truly in an incredibly stacked (4 person) room tour
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9ru-2296558111
Vs. VaporeonUser
An early read with spec analytic tera blast eliminates Kilowattrel safely, and lets me threaten guaranteed OHKOs anytime IT enters the field. Combine that with volc and it's an easy dub.
IMPROVEMENTS THAT COULD BE MADE IF YOU TRY IT OUT YOURSELF
The Magnezone set could be improved surely, Volcanion could probably get away with running like taunt instead of Body Press, Mamoswine could be made into not NMI, Fez's move could be changed to Alluring Voice (although this weakens you into the Bisharp MU, but also prevents them from getting boosts off spA drops. Win some lose some?) to win the Suicune MU, Barraskewda could possibly have a better tera like psychic and possibly get away with an item like Mystic Water over HDB.
Galarian Weezing is perfect.