Yeah, I know this is absolutely RETARDED. It's shaky. It's a gimmick. It's EASILY countered by certain moves. But I've gotten a good amount of sweeps and ragequits using this team. And really, is there any greater feeling than the one you get sweeping with Pokemon's mascot?
Also: Don't be too harsh, I'm a bit of a noob here.
Ninjask

Leftovers
Careful nature
252 HP/180 def/76 speed
Protect
Substitute
Baton Pass
Swords Dance
Protect will guarantee immunity, Substitute can be used after that, but priority moves will hit. Speed boost ability will boost speed every turn. Kind of a staller. If you can predict that your opponent is going to use a non attacking move, use substitute so you can get a free swords dance in.
Smeargle
Focus Sash
Jolly nature
96 HP/120 def/230 speed/64 spdef
Spore
Ingrain
Baton Pass
Amnesia
Spore the enemy, then immediately ingrain to prevent roar/whirlwinders. If you're at 100% hp, use amnesia until you can't afford to take a hit (provided there's no poisoning/sandstorm or whatever). It's also a good idea switching into him from umbreon's mean look or vaporeon's acid armor/substitute.
Umbreon

Leftovers
Careful nature
252 HP/164 speed/92 spdef
Attract
Baton Pass
Confuse Ray
Mean Look
Trap the opponent, attract and confuse. Maybe switch into smeargle afterwards. The reason I boosted umbre's already beefy spdef instead of her defense, is because of vaporeon's acid armor. It's much easier to pull off multiple times than smeargle's amnesia.
This umbreon is female. Extra lulz when you baton pass to your male teammates and find out your opponent's pokemon is bisexual.
Togekiss
King's Rock (w/ Serene Grace)
Adamant nature
192 HP/252 atk/64 spdef
Air slash
Baton Pass
Nasty Plot
Roost
The reason I neglected speed is because I figured ninjask would be enough. Serene Grace, King's Rock, and Air Slash add up to a flinchfest. 64% to be exact. I put EVs on attack, so that if ninjask can get a swords dance or two in, Togekiss can take care of some opponents until you feel safe switching to the yellow mascot. You can roost to recover HP (although if you can get an acid armored amnesia'd ingrained vaporeon substitute to togekiss, you have a pretty permanent sub.)
Vaporeon
Leftovers
Bold nature
196 HP/252 Def/62 Speed
Acid Armor
Baton Pass
Substitute
Roar
I usually switch into this after my ninjask. It takes hits like a champ. It's even more beautiful if someone is trying to surf on ninjask, because of water absorb. Acid armor and substitute, then baton pass. If anyone tries to dragon dance or calm mind, or makes a substitute of their own, roar is always there.
PIKACHU.
Light Ball.
Thunderbolt
Surf
Grass Knot
Okay type coverage, completely walled by shedinja unless you have knock off. Basically, if you can get a good number of defensive boosts and special boosts in, you're usually set to enjoy an awesome pikachu sweep (or ragequit).
Edit: brick break is a good idea for blissey, thanks iliketurkeybacon.
What do you guys think? Good for a complete gimmick? Go easy on me, I'm new.
Also: Don't be too harsh, I'm a bit of a noob here.
Ninjask

Leftovers
Careful nature
252 HP/180 def/76 speed
Protect
Substitute
Baton Pass
Swords Dance
Protect will guarantee immunity, Substitute can be used after that, but priority moves will hit. Speed boost ability will boost speed every turn. Kind of a staller. If you can predict that your opponent is going to use a non attacking move, use substitute so you can get a free swords dance in.
Smeargle

Focus Sash
Jolly nature
96 HP/120 def/230 speed/64 spdef
Spore
Ingrain
Baton Pass
Amnesia
Spore the enemy, then immediately ingrain to prevent roar/whirlwinders. If you're at 100% hp, use amnesia until you can't afford to take a hit (provided there's no poisoning/sandstorm or whatever). It's also a good idea switching into him from umbreon's mean look or vaporeon's acid armor/substitute.
Umbreon

Leftovers
Careful nature
252 HP/164 speed/92 spdef
Attract
Baton Pass
Confuse Ray
Mean Look
Trap the opponent, attract and confuse. Maybe switch into smeargle afterwards. The reason I boosted umbre's already beefy spdef instead of her defense, is because of vaporeon's acid armor. It's much easier to pull off multiple times than smeargle's amnesia.
This umbreon is female. Extra lulz when you baton pass to your male teammates and find out your opponent's pokemon is bisexual.
Togekiss

King's Rock (w/ Serene Grace)
Adamant nature
192 HP/252 atk/64 spdef
Air slash
Baton Pass
Nasty Plot
Roost
The reason I neglected speed is because I figured ninjask would be enough. Serene Grace, King's Rock, and Air Slash add up to a flinchfest. 64% to be exact. I put EVs on attack, so that if ninjask can get a swords dance or two in, Togekiss can take care of some opponents until you feel safe switching to the yellow mascot. You can roost to recover HP (although if you can get an acid armored amnesia'd ingrained vaporeon substitute to togekiss, you have a pretty permanent sub.)
Vaporeon

Leftovers
Bold nature
196 HP/252 Def/62 Speed
Acid Armor
Baton Pass
Substitute
Roar
I usually switch into this after my ninjask. It takes hits like a champ. It's even more beautiful if someone is trying to surf on ninjask, because of water absorb. Acid armor and substitute, then baton pass. If anyone tries to dragon dance or calm mind, or makes a substitute of their own, roar is always there.
PIKACHU.

Light Ball.
Thunderbolt
Surf
Grass Knot
Okay type coverage, completely walled by shedinja unless you have knock off. Basically, if you can get a good number of defensive boosts and special boosts in, you're usually set to enjoy an awesome pikachu sweep (or ragequit).
Edit: brick break is a good idea for blissey, thanks iliketurkeybacon.
What do you guys think? Good for a complete gimmick? Go easy on me, I'm new.