This team is easily the best I've ever used. I posted almost an exact RMT when I first started using it and I want to see how well it holds up after 50 wins and only 3 losses without tremendous hax. All suggestions/help is welcome.
Roserade-"Seduction" @ Leftovers
252 HP/252 Speed/4 Sp. Attack
Natural Cure
Timid
-Sleep Powder
-Leaf Storm
-Toxic Spikes
-Sludge Bomb
Okay, this is my lead which has been working wonders. Yes, bulky Roserade seems really stupid, but it has very high sp def and takes a lot more hits then expected. I don't really need much in the Sp Atk dept since it hurts what I want it to hurt; Bulky waters etc, also sludge bomb 2OHKOs Celebi which is really nice since it can't seed me, and psychic fails to 2ohko. I figured that since I didn't put much into sp atk, an HP would be pointless and too weak to do much damage. I went with natural cure for sleeper leads, also a lot of people don't remember it's ability so it pans out nicely.
Mismagius-"Mistress" @ Leftovers
114 Hp/140 Sp Atk/252 Speed
Levitate
Timid
-Substitute
-Calm Mind
-Shadow Ball
-Hp Fighting
This thing is one of the most dangerous sweepers in the game, I still don't see why it's BL. The perfect combination of speed and power, outspeeds non-scarf chomps which is huge imo, also sets up best on the most common sp wall ever, "fat cunt" err Blissey, comes in on bliss, throws up a sub in it's face, watches as it t waves, then the CM starts, pretty soon Blissey can't even 3OHKO the sub with ice beam and the sweep starts, HP fighting does roughly 65% to Bliss after 6 cms, so it wins 1v1. <3
Vaporeon-"Jolteon" @ Leftovers
188 Hp/252 Def/68 Sp Def
Water Absorb
Bold
-Wish
-Surf
-HP Electric
-Protect
This is my spongey thing. Basically, Vap absorbs all the hits aimed at Roserade that can hurt it badly. Wish support keeps my lack of recovery team alive. If this thing goes down, I'm in bad shape, also works well as an Ape counter, which otherwise isn't much fun the play with for this team. Hp Elect. cause I am scared of Gyara, Chomp can be handled by this thing alright with help of toxic spikes. Protect to help stall more and quick wish recovery.
Brongzong-"Teh Bong" @ Leftovers
252 Hp/252 Sp def/4 Atk
Levitate
Sassy
-Gyro Ball
-Reflect
-Stealth Rock
-Earthquake
Special oriented Zong. Mostly for support, but can take plenty of hits, namely Ape's flamethrower or fire blast. Helps with t-tar/weavile/luke(ish)/Chomp can't really touch this, fire blast doesn't even 2OHKO, SD doesn't bother me any, reflect shuts that down and Chomp doesn't like Gyro Balls. SR is for flyers who laugh at my Toxic Spikes and Spikes.
Gliscor-"CrackFiend" @ Leftovers
252Hp / 184 Def / 76 Speed
Sand Veil
Impish
-Earthquake
-U-Turn
-Ice Fang
-Roost
This is what I have been using in place of Forterress on Shoddy, and it works pretty well. Makes up for a really bad SD Luke with Bullet Punch weakness, but I'm not sure how this would work on WiFi. Needs suggestions. 76 Speed it to outrun Jolly T-Tar. U-Turn is great for getting a counter in.
Infernape-"Sexymonkey" @ Life Orb
24 Atk/232 Speed/252 Sp Atk
Naive
-Flamethrower
-Grass Knot
-Hp Ice
-Close Combat
After their team is battered and worn down by toxic this little punk comes in and cleans up all the mess. If there were a better sweeper, someone should let me know, but until then Ape dominate OU.
ScarfChomp possibly in place of Ape, needs more convincing.
Rate away, anything is open for change really, I use basic stupid ev spreads so if something could be better help me cause I'm not that good with them. Rate away =]
Changes and choices in bold.

Roserade-"Seduction" @ Leftovers
252 HP/252 Speed/4 Sp. Attack
Natural Cure
Timid
-Sleep Powder
-Leaf Storm
-Toxic Spikes
-Sludge Bomb
Okay, this is my lead which has been working wonders. Yes, bulky Roserade seems really stupid, but it has very high sp def and takes a lot more hits then expected. I don't really need much in the Sp Atk dept since it hurts what I want it to hurt; Bulky waters etc, also sludge bomb 2OHKOs Celebi which is really nice since it can't seed me, and psychic fails to 2ohko. I figured that since I didn't put much into sp atk, an HP would be pointless and too weak to do much damage. I went with natural cure for sleeper leads, also a lot of people don't remember it's ability so it pans out nicely.

Mismagius-"Mistress" @ Leftovers
114 Hp/140 Sp Atk/252 Speed
Levitate
Timid
-Substitute
-Calm Mind
-Shadow Ball
-Hp Fighting
This thing is one of the most dangerous sweepers in the game, I still don't see why it's BL. The perfect combination of speed and power, outspeeds non-scarf chomps which is huge imo, also sets up best on the most common sp wall ever, "fat cunt" err Blissey, comes in on bliss, throws up a sub in it's face, watches as it t waves, then the CM starts, pretty soon Blissey can't even 3OHKO the sub with ice beam and the sweep starts, HP fighting does roughly 65% to Bliss after 6 cms, so it wins 1v1. <3

Vaporeon-"Jolteon" @ Leftovers
188 Hp/252 Def/68 Sp Def
Water Absorb
Bold
-Wish
-Surf
-HP Electric
-Protect
This is my spongey thing. Basically, Vap absorbs all the hits aimed at Roserade that can hurt it badly. Wish support keeps my lack of recovery team alive. If this thing goes down, I'm in bad shape, also works well as an Ape counter, which otherwise isn't much fun the play with for this team. Hp Elect. cause I am scared of Gyara, Chomp can be handled by this thing alright with help of toxic spikes. Protect to help stall more and quick wish recovery.

Brongzong-"Teh Bong" @ Leftovers
252 Hp/252 Sp def/4 Atk
Levitate
Sassy
-Gyro Ball
-Reflect
-Stealth Rock
-Earthquake
Special oriented Zong. Mostly for support, but can take plenty of hits, namely Ape's flamethrower or fire blast. Helps with t-tar/weavile/luke(ish)/Chomp can't really touch this, fire blast doesn't even 2OHKO, SD doesn't bother me any, reflect shuts that down and Chomp doesn't like Gyro Balls. SR is for flyers who laugh at my Toxic Spikes and Spikes.

Gliscor-"CrackFiend" @ Leftovers
252Hp / 184 Def / 76 Speed
Sand Veil
Impish
-Earthquake
-U-Turn
-Ice Fang
-Roost
This is what I have been using in place of Forterress on Shoddy, and it works pretty well. Makes up for a really bad SD Luke with Bullet Punch weakness, but I'm not sure how this would work on WiFi. Needs suggestions. 76 Speed it to outrun Jolly T-Tar. U-Turn is great for getting a counter in.

Infernape-"Sexymonkey" @ Life Orb
24 Atk/232 Speed/252 Sp Atk
Naive
-Flamethrower
-Grass Knot
-Hp Ice
-Close Combat
After their team is battered and worn down by toxic this little punk comes in and cleans up all the mess. If there were a better sweeper, someone should let me know, but until then Ape dominate OU.
ScarfChomp possibly in place of Ape, needs more convincing.
Rate away, anything is open for change really, I use basic stupid ev spreads so if something could be better help me cause I'm not that good with them. Rate away =]
Changes and choices in bold.