Round Robin Smogoff

[Suehtemorp]

in this thread we will make a round robin story, where everyone is allowed to post one sentence of the story at a time.
ex. user 1 - Christopher killed his mom.
user 2 - Christopher was later jailed.

Please don't double post and only post 1 sentence. I'll start:

There once was a guy named Carlos.

 

[Briewear]

He ate a big hamburger.

 

[phoopes]

I'm like 99% sure we tried this before and it didn't work

 

[Low-Key]

one day carlos wanted to become a pokemon trainer because he thinks he's so cool and he also thinks the creator of this thread is stupid

 

[phoopes]

wow would you look at that

 

[antemortem]

the 3 minutes it took for this thread to catch fire are some of the best of 2022