Hey smogon people, I just wanted to share a pretty decent stall team that actually works in this meta and doesn't use mega bro. I'm currently #86 on the ORAS ladder with this team, but I feel like it has some flaws that I can't figure out. Without further adieu, let's get to the actual team.
(Prentend this is mega)
Sableye @ Sableite
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Will-O-Wisp
- Dark Pulse
- Recover
The star of the team. Everyone knows why mega Sableye is such an awesome mon in this meta. Magic bounce, big defense, reliable recovery, prankster before mega evolving, will-o-wisp, and the ability to set up calm minds on a large portion of the meta are things that you just can't find in any other mon. I decided to use his potential on a stall team because this mon was just made of stall, imo.
Chansey (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
- Soft-Boiled
- Seismic Toss
- Stealth Rock
- Heal Bell
Basically here to provide special bulk, stealth rock and heal bell so my team can't get status stalled. Chansey is an amazing mon and fits on just about any stall or bulky offense team.
Porygon2 @ Eviolite
Ability: Trace
EVs: 252 HP / 104 Def / 152 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Toxic
- Ice Beam
- Thunderbolt
- Recover
I put P2 on this team because he's one of the only mons that can actually beat mega mence. He's good because he's bulky af, but I'll probably replace him once mence gets banned since two eviolite normals is kinda redundant.
Bolt beam coverage because it works well for P2. Recover because P2 needs it. Toxic to stall and wide things down.
Cresselia (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Ice Beam
- Moonlight
- Toxic
Cresselia fits on this team pretty well and is another pokemon that can beat salamence. She can also beat basically every physical and most special threats in the meta, assuming they don't have a super effective move or can set up without getting toxic stalled.
She basically does the same thing as P2, but I gave her hp fire to beat steels like ferro and scissors.
Tentacruel @ Leftovers
Ability: Liquid Ooze
EVs: 252 HP / 224 SpD / 32 Spe
Calm Nature
- Acid Spray
- Scald
- Rapid Spin
- Knock Off
Tentacruel is here because he synchronizes well with Sableye, typing wise. He resists Sableye's fairy weakness and can eat up strong special hits aimed at sableye. Sable helps tenta since he can take psychic attacks and can take some physical moves aimed at tent.
This is basically the standard set, but using SDef32 speed is used to outspend ttar and bisharp is certain situations. Liquid ooze is to troll leech seed users. Acid spray to win against cm Clef and bro. Scald because scald. Rapid spin for hazard control. Knock of because knock off.
Heatran @ Leftovers
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 HP / 188 SpD / 68 Spe
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Lava Plume
- Taunt
- Roar
- Toxic
Heatran is kinda filler, tbh. He's just here so I could have special bulk and a way to shut down CM clefable. He can also roar out sub salamence, which is kinda nice I guess.
Team strategy: Stall, set up and sweep with sableye if possible.
Other mons that were considered while building this team:
Too Flying weak
Too not chansey
This actually might be a good
choice to replace someone on this team, but I'm too paranoid of all these magnezones running around.
Pokemon that are hard to beat with this team:
1. Diancie (Mega)
None of my pokemon can resist all of its coverage and take its attacks comfortably. Its always a hassle to beat teams that have this mon.
2. Salamence (Mega)
Actually not to hard to beat, but it can wreck if I'm not careful.
3. Sub CM Keldeo.
Keldeo can sweep this team if it gets a few spatk boosts.
4.SD Lum Bisharp.
this set is almost never run, but it will destroy this team if not dealt with properly. It can set up on most of my guys, doesn't need to fear wisp if it has lum. can out speed my entire team if Jolly and sucker punch if adamant. and it can OHKO any of my guys after 2 SDs. I've only seen this set once while running this team, but it 6-0d this team without even trying.
(Prentend this is mega)

Sableye @ Sableite
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Will-O-Wisp
- Dark Pulse
- Recover
The star of the team. Everyone knows why mega Sableye is such an awesome mon in this meta. Magic bounce, big defense, reliable recovery, prankster before mega evolving, will-o-wisp, and the ability to set up calm minds on a large portion of the meta are things that you just can't find in any other mon. I decided to use his potential on a stall team because this mon was just made of stall, imo.

Chansey (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
- Soft-Boiled
- Seismic Toss
- Stealth Rock
- Heal Bell
Basically here to provide special bulk, stealth rock and heal bell so my team can't get status stalled. Chansey is an amazing mon and fits on just about any stall or bulky offense team.

Porygon2 @ Eviolite
Ability: Trace
EVs: 252 HP / 104 Def / 152 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Toxic
- Ice Beam
- Thunderbolt
- Recover
I put P2 on this team because he's one of the only mons that can actually beat mega mence. He's good because he's bulky af, but I'll probably replace him once mence gets banned since two eviolite normals is kinda redundant.
Bolt beam coverage because it works well for P2. Recover because P2 needs it. Toxic to stall and wide things down.

Cresselia (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Ice Beam
- Moonlight
- Toxic
Cresselia fits on this team pretty well and is another pokemon that can beat salamence. She can also beat basically every physical and most special threats in the meta, assuming they don't have a super effective move or can set up without getting toxic stalled.
She basically does the same thing as P2, but I gave her hp fire to beat steels like ferro and scissors.

Tentacruel @ Leftovers
Ability: Liquid Ooze
EVs: 252 HP / 224 SpD / 32 Spe
Calm Nature
- Acid Spray
- Scald
- Rapid Spin
- Knock Off
Tentacruel is here because he synchronizes well with Sableye, typing wise. He resists Sableye's fairy weakness and can eat up strong special hits aimed at sableye. Sable helps tenta since he can take psychic attacks and can take some physical moves aimed at tent.
This is basically the standard set, but using SDef32 speed is used to outspend ttar and bisharp is certain situations. Liquid ooze is to troll leech seed users. Acid spray to win against cm Clef and bro. Scald because scald. Rapid spin for hazard control. Knock of because knock off.

Heatran @ Leftovers
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 HP / 188 SpD / 68 Spe
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Lava Plume
- Taunt
- Roar
- Toxic
Heatran is kinda filler, tbh. He's just here so I could have special bulk and a way to shut down CM clefable. He can also roar out sub salamence, which is kinda nice I guess.
Team strategy: Stall, set up and sweep with sableye if possible.
Other mons that were considered while building this team:
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choice to replace someone on this team, but I'm too paranoid of all these magnezones running around.
Pokemon that are hard to beat with this team:
1. Diancie (Mega)
None of my pokemon can resist all of its coverage and take its attacks comfortably. Its always a hassle to beat teams that have this mon.
2. Salamence (Mega)
Actually not to hard to beat, but it can wreck if I'm not careful.
3. Sub CM Keldeo.
Keldeo can sweep this team if it gets a few spatk boosts.
4.SD Lum Bisharp.
this set is almost never run, but it will destroy this team if not dealt with properly. It can set up on most of my guys, doesn't need to fear wisp if it has lum. can out speed my entire team if Jolly and sucker punch if adamant. and it can OHKO any of my guys after 2 SDs. I've only seen this set once while running this team, but it 6-0d this team without even trying.