Scorpions are aliens

[Bug Maniac Aydon]

I have hard evidence that scorpions are not in fact earthicans

1.

I mean, honestly, have you looked at one?

2.

These mfers glow under UV light. Why do they do that? Animals don't typically do that

3.

(i don't really have a pic for this one)

These things can survive being frozen. When you thaw them they just scuttle away. And they can survive 2 days underwater without drowning.

Anyway that's all my evidence

 

[KaenSoul]

That looks like enough evidence for a 2 hours long History Channel show.

 

[ThatOneSpork]

Seems legit, thoughts on the status of Bobbit Worms as an alien?

Possible Trauma Ahead

I mean, they are fucking wacky. Rainbow worms that burrow under the ocean floor, grow up to 10 feet long, and eat fish? And someone on Showdown said "they can lunge out of the ocean floor and chop your neck in less than 2 seconds". Definitely an alien, right?