Seeking Advice on a huge life transition [serious]

[antemortem]

every time I lose a pokemon battle, i’m not relly sure how to get past that without calling the victors homophobic slurs

any advice? [serious only]

 

[spell]

im not really sure either coud i also get tips and tricks

 

[Adeleine]

call them homophilic words

bg you QUEEN

 

[ThatOneSpork]

The solution is to use racist slurs, of course.

 

[Pidge]

Unplug your keyboard. By the time you can piece together your Xbox Live inspired phrase by copy and pasting letters individually with your mouse, your opponent will have most likely left the room.

 

[Kalalokki]

transition to calling the losers homophobic slurs instead, punching down is always easier and the morally correct way of any good christian

 

[Let's go shuckles]

Become gay. Can't be homophobic if you're gay.

https://hard-drive.net/update-all-t...o-2-actually-were-gay-and-theyre-doing-great/

Posting this article as well because it seems relevant.

 

[Fishy]

okay [serious] advice time

tell them you're going to fuck them like they just fucked you
then c/p their IP address and a ""

 

[antemortem]

transition to calling the losers homophobic slurs instead, punching down is always easier and the morally correct way of any good christian

i’m actually interested in leveraging my christianity for larger-scale purposes, such as running a first-world democracy into the ground

any other recommendations?

 

[Bog Monster]

Everytime you lose, punch yourself in the nuts. This will classically condition you to avoid losing altogether.

 

[xzern]

david that which you are describing to me is a non-issue. you are looking to improve? you are already at the pinnacle. you stand above all men except for me probably. always remember the reaction image of vito (dont have it on hand at the moment)

 

[Albatross]

Some of these suggestions are utter bullshit. Dave would never associate with The Gays. Come back with a more believable suggestion please xox

 

[KaenSoul]

(Ab)use your power and just ban them instead.