Yes, it's a new year and what does that mean? An all new team with whole new tactics! I haven't been on this for a while as i have a life and don't have time for you loser's. Loljk i love you's all! But honestly, props the majority of yous need to get out more.... But i still love you guys ;D Wow that made sound like such a d*ck... Anyway, if you haven't started hating me after reading that, then keep reading cos I'm gonna be even nastier! Just kidding, I'm not that cruel ;) Right getting off topic again, so yeah haven't been on this for a while blah blah blah got a new team blah blah blah here to get it rated basically cos i just want a team that can kick the **** out of other ones. Obviously you can't get a perfect team that can never be beating but I still want a bad a*s team. So hopefully this atually get's rated after the little jokes i had at the start, and thanks to the guys who rate this :)
Team at a Glance
Now for the Team
Forretress@ Leftovers
Nature: Sassy
Ability: Sturdy
EV's: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
~ Spikes
~ Toxic Spikes
~ Rapid Spin
~ Volt Switch
Forretress? Yeh you look as weird as Susan Boyle but girl I love you! The hits that this thing can take is amazing! I gave her the Sassy nature set due to the fact her defence is already through the roof and some special defence infested might be nice. Obviously, she leads with Spikes and Toxic Spikes to get the battle started and when the opponent trys to set up she Rapid Spins and then get the f*ck out with Volt Switch. Simple as that.
Tyranitar@ Leftovers
Nature: Sassy
Ability: Sand Stream
EV's: 252 HP / 64 SpA / 192 SpD
~ Stealth Rock
~ Crunch
~ Fire Blast
~ Ice Beam
The legend of legends that is this beast. Don't make him Chris Brown yo' a*s. Nu uh. Basically, once Forretress has switched out he comes in and sets up Stealth Rock then starts getting through the opponents team like wild fire. Crunch is for a nice strong STAB. Fire Blast handles the steal types that try to f*ck with him. Ice Beam is for the top threats in the metagame such as Gliscor who don't like being hit with a beam of ice.
Gliscor@ Toxic Orb
Nature: Impish
Ability: Poison Heal
EV's: 252 HP / 184 Def / 72 Spe
~ Swords Dance
~ Earthquake
~ Ice Fang
~ Taunt
This is my homie right here check him out! Last gen he was just a 'meh' pokemon but this gen he's like 'OMG I NEED TO GET MYSELF ONE OF THOSE BADBOYS!' All in just one gen. Thanks to Poison Heal, he gets to fight one most of the metagame now and gets to use his new awesome movepool. After one Sword Dance, he gets to KO / 2KO mostly anything with STAB Earthquake and Ice Fang which handles opposing Gliscors and Dragon types. And with Taunt, he can stop other pokemon from getting pumped such as the likes of Conkeldurr (if thats how you spell it idk).
Gengar@ Life Orb
Nature: Timid
Ability: Levitate
EV's: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
~ Substitute
~ Thunderbolt
~ Shadow Ball
~ Focus Blast
This is honestly my favorite pokemon. He just looks so awesome! As for the set, I prefer over the 'Disable' set cos well, I'm classy. No just kidding, its because i fell like I need Thuderbolt to handle Gyarados which is a potential threat to the team. So he Substitutes then strikes with STAB Shadow Ball or Focus Blast which can easily handle pokemon such as Ferrothorn. Well thats basically it for him. Simple as that.
Gyarados@ Life Orb
Nature: Jolly
Ability: Intimidate
EV's: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
~ Dragon Dance
~ Waterfall
~ Stone Edge
~ Earthquake
This guy is up for some serious buisness. He will kill anything that gets in his way after one DD. STAB Waterfall packs quite a punch don't it. Stone Edge kills Salamence and Dragonite along with other Gyarados. Earthquake affects the majority of the metagame really. Don't know what else to say apart from that he is a killing machine...
Haxorus@ Choice Band
Nature: Adamant
Ability: Mold Breaker
EV's: 36 HP / 252 Atk / 220 Spe
~ Outrage
~ Earthquake
~ Brick Break
~ Dual Chop
Haxorus, what an awesome pokemon you are. I mean, you have axe's at the each side of your face! That just spells awesome. He has to be one of the best dragons in my opinion he probably isnt accoridng to you guys but personally i think he is cos with his attack girl hes gonna be sweeping sh*t! STAB Outrage is just the best for any dragon type. Earthquake handles various steel types. Brick Break does the same but with Ferrothorn most likely. Dual Chop breaks substitue which is really useful.
So there you have it. And because I'm just fooling around with this team I'm open to any suggestions you have and will props change some pokemon if needed. Just not Gengar since I'm in love with that guy. Yeh, so thanks to the people who rate this bye :)
Team at a Glance






Now for the Team


Forretress@ Leftovers
Nature: Sassy
Ability: Sturdy
EV's: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
~ Spikes
~ Toxic Spikes
~ Rapid Spin
~ Volt Switch
Forretress? Yeh you look as weird as Susan Boyle but girl I love you! The hits that this thing can take is amazing! I gave her the Sassy nature set due to the fact her defence is already through the roof and some special defence infested might be nice. Obviously, she leads with Spikes and Toxic Spikes to get the battle started and when the opponent trys to set up she Rapid Spins and then get the f*ck out with Volt Switch. Simple as that.


Tyranitar@ Leftovers
Nature: Sassy
Ability: Sand Stream
EV's: 252 HP / 64 SpA / 192 SpD
~ Stealth Rock
~ Crunch
~ Fire Blast
~ Ice Beam
The legend of legends that is this beast. Don't make him Chris Brown yo' a*s. Nu uh. Basically, once Forretress has switched out he comes in and sets up Stealth Rock then starts getting through the opponents team like wild fire. Crunch is for a nice strong STAB. Fire Blast handles the steal types that try to f*ck with him. Ice Beam is for the top threats in the metagame such as Gliscor who don't like being hit with a beam of ice.


Gliscor@ Toxic Orb
Nature: Impish
Ability: Poison Heal
EV's: 252 HP / 184 Def / 72 Spe
~ Swords Dance
~ Earthquake
~ Ice Fang
~ Taunt
This is my homie right here check him out! Last gen he was just a 'meh' pokemon but this gen he's like 'OMG I NEED TO GET MYSELF ONE OF THOSE BADBOYS!' All in just one gen. Thanks to Poison Heal, he gets to fight one most of the metagame now and gets to use his new awesome movepool. After one Sword Dance, he gets to KO / 2KO mostly anything with STAB Earthquake and Ice Fang which handles opposing Gliscors and Dragon types. And with Taunt, he can stop other pokemon from getting pumped such as the likes of Conkeldurr (if thats how you spell it idk).


Gengar@ Life Orb
Nature: Timid
Ability: Levitate
EV's: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
~ Substitute
~ Thunderbolt
~ Shadow Ball
~ Focus Blast
This is honestly my favorite pokemon. He just looks so awesome! As for the set, I prefer over the 'Disable' set cos well, I'm classy. No just kidding, its because i fell like I need Thuderbolt to handle Gyarados which is a potential threat to the team. So he Substitutes then strikes with STAB Shadow Ball or Focus Blast which can easily handle pokemon such as Ferrothorn. Well thats basically it for him. Simple as that.
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Gyarados@ Life Orb
Nature: Jolly
Ability: Intimidate
EV's: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
~ Dragon Dance
~ Waterfall
~ Stone Edge
~ Earthquake
This guy is up for some serious buisness. He will kill anything that gets in his way after one DD. STAB Waterfall packs quite a punch don't it. Stone Edge kills Salamence and Dragonite along with other Gyarados. Earthquake affects the majority of the metagame really. Don't know what else to say apart from that he is a killing machine...


Haxorus@ Choice Band
Nature: Adamant
Ability: Mold Breaker
EV's: 36 HP / 252 Atk / 220 Spe
~ Outrage
~ Earthquake
~ Brick Break
~ Dual Chop
Haxorus, what an awesome pokemon you are. I mean, you have axe's at the each side of your face! That just spells awesome. He has to be one of the best dragons in my opinion he probably isnt accoridng to you guys but personally i think he is cos with his attack girl hes gonna be sweeping sh*t! STAB Outrage is just the best for any dragon type. Earthquake handles various steel types. Brick Break does the same but with Ferrothorn most likely. Dual Chop breaks substitue which is really useful.
So there you have it. And because I'm just fooling around with this team I'm open to any suggestions you have and will props change some pokemon if needed. Just not Gengar since I'm in love with that guy. Yeh, so thanks to the people who rate this bye :)