Smogoff's pet submissions [Not official but who cares, now it is] [Official!]

a fish in a bowl of pee
This Is So Deep And Literally Me

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Okay now hear me out. What if we had our pet be these dinosaurs.
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It's perfect. Discovered by the esteemed Albatross, these dinosaurs are the perfect way for us to show that we have culture and grace. If someone brought one of these into a party, everyone would want to talk to that person! All we have to do is go back in time and collect one, which shouldn't be too hard.
 
I agree I want the titty dinosaurs to be our national animal. They perfectly represent what Smogoff is all about (boobs and giant lizards). I was gonna suggest our CAP, the esteemed Normal Horse, but titty dinosaurs are better (source: I made them)
 
hmmm guns detract from the tits, Pure Titty Dinosaurs only please, also known as the P.T.D standard

no it's irrelevant that G would also rhyme bc everyone knows magic comes in 3s :eeveehide:
 
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