Stall Players for Trump

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The only thing I love more than making libs have meltdowns on X is causing rage quits on ladder with my high-IQ stall teams. I’ve always gravitated towards stall naturally since they’re the hardest teams to pilot (I don't want to win too easily!) Most of the people who adamantly hate stall also happen to be liberal snowflakes, too, and there’s nothing better than destroying their fragile ego.

The reason I’m making this post is because earlier today a staff member of the Stall discord server advertised a pro-MAGA server (which was freaking epic) and was then subsequently harassed by dumbass liberals and communists trying to cancel him. Highv0ltag3, you should never be shamed for loving your country.
I, and the rest of Smogoff (judging by my previous posts) support you.

God bless America.
 
Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something—nobody knows Pokemon better than me, okay? Nobody. I’ve seen the teams, I’ve seen the stats, and let me just say, Smogon SV OU? It’s the best, folks. Tremendous. Absolutely tremendous.

Now, I’ve been looking at these Smogon tiers, and I gotta tell you, these are some high-quality Pokemon. But there’s a problem—there’s a big problem. Some of these Pokemon, they’re like the special interests—they’re getting in, they’re taking the top spots, and they’re not even that good. I’m talking about Pokemon like Gholdengo and Kingambit, okay? You’ve heard of them, they’re everywhere. Everyone’s using them. But we need to ask, are they really the best for the game?

Here’s what we’re doing—just like with tariffs. We need to set up some boundaries. Smogon, believe me, needs a system that rewards the best Pokemon, not the ones just taking advantage of loopholes. And you know what? I’ve seen the numbers, folks. I know what works. So, we’re gonna make OU great again. No more freeloaders, no more unbalanced matchups, no more of these Pokemon that just steamroll everyone. You want a strong economy in Pokemon? You need balance. You need fairness.

We’re going to build walls—no, stronger walls—around the tier system. Pokemon like Ting-Lu, which have just been dominating—we’re going to look at that. They’ve had their run, but we’re gonna make sure the right Pokemon are in charge. The ones that play by the rules, the ones that don’t just take advantage of broken mechanics. We’re going to level the playing field. And guess what? It’s going to be fantastic.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I love Roaring Moon—great dragon, great dragon, okay? But we need to make sure that everyone has a fair shot. And that means changing things up. We’re going to put the tariffs up, we’re going to tax the broken combos, and we’re going to make Smogon OU great again. It’s going to be a beautiful thing, folks.

But here’s the thing—when we balance the tiers, when we bring in the real champions, guess who’s gonna be the winner? All of us. Everyone. That’s right, folks, when we make the right moves, we all win.

So, thank you, thank you very much. Together, we’re going to make Smogon SV OU the strongest, most balanced, most competitive game out there. Believe me.
 
Let's go shuckles said:
Hmm. This thread has lead me the profound revelation that gumshoos is a wall breaker so therefore offense should be the obvious MAGA strat but this goes against how Trump wants to build walls, not tear them down.
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It's screens offense. The walls aren't built to enable meaningful defense, they're built because the stuff behind them can't handle outside interaction when they're not in a position of power.
 
solrock the great said:
genuinely surprised this thread is still up, its somehow lived longer than the one shitting on men, power of satire ig

also good to see the guy who did that got banned, deserved ngl
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Why would this thread get locked? All I’m doing is expressing my opinion and using my rights to free speech. It’s also great to see that discrimination against men is taken seriously on this site too. I’m glad that Smogon is one of the few sites that doesn’t discriminate against conservative voices (even if there are a lot of woke people in power.)

Unrelated, but what do you guys think of Elon Musk buying Smogon? I think he’d be a great owner, personally. He’s an elite gamer and his presence alone would drive traffic to this site & get more people into Pokemon!
 
Kin+ak (✧∇✧) said:
Can't wait for Gen 6 OU to get back to XY OU state without all these Wallbreakers that arrived from Hoenn
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Uh oh
 
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