Standardized tests.

Standardized tests; love 'em or hate 'em, you've probably taken a few, if not many, in your time at school. So, in this thread, share some of the more interesting experiences you've had with these formal tests.

My favorite occurences:

* Last year, taking the TAKS (resident exit-level test): you know those seals they put on the edges of the question booklets that you have to break before you read them? As our class was opening them, I hear a big ripping sound; my friend managed to rip off the whole back page.

* Eighth grade, taking a lesser TAKS: some kid in my class was fooling around with a TI-83 (no calculators allowed for these tests in middle school) during the history portion of the test; he got caught and wound up having to retake the test the next year.

* Maybe a month ago, taking the ACT: you have to have some form of photo identification or a school official with you before they let you take the test. I have no driver's license. I have no school ID, no yearbook, and definitely no school official I can just lug around. My form of ID: an eighteen-month-old newspaper article with me in it. The admission guy spent a good half-hour looking from it, to me, baaaack to it, deciding whether or not I should be let in; meanwhile, I'm sweating bullets -- I don't want to miss this test. "Well," he says, angrily, "I'll let you slide this once... get a photo ID." Following this: quite possibly the heaviest sigh of relief ever. postscript: got my score back the other day (34).
 
In high school, the tests were so easy that we were finishing them in half the time. Our teacher allowed us to skp ahead and do whatever we want. Because my ride wasn't coming until the end of school (at around 3 PM), I stuck to the time limits. As a result, after lunch, I and a couple of others were the only ones left. It was interesting, but boring.
 
* Maybe a month ago, taking the ACT: you have to have some form of photo identification or a school official with you before they let you take the test. I have no driver's license. I have no school ID, no yearbook, and definitely no school official I can just lug around. My form of ID: an eighteen-month-old newspaper article with me in it. The admission guy spent a good half-hour looking from it, to me, baaaack to it, deciding whether or not I should be let in; meanwhile, I'm sweating bullets -- I don't want to miss this test. "Well," he says, angrily, "I'll let you slide this once... get a photo ID." Following this: quite possibly the heaviest sigh of relief ever.

That happened to me...for an AP test. I forgot my ID, so they ended up using an old worksheet as my ID. It was quite awkward, but the ladies were nice, so I still got to take my test.
 
I remember taking the SATs in the fall of my Junior year, back in 2001. Got the scores, 1100. This was without studying, taking the PSATs, or even knowing all the material in the test due to not having the particular classes yet.

I plan on retaking the ASVABs (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery) in the near future. I took them when I enlisted in the Navy in my Senior year and got an 80, but I want to see if I can score higher.
 
I love SAT's. Everyone thinks I'm weird for it, but I love them anyway. I took my first one in seventh grade and got an 1170 (when it was still out of 1600). I don't know why I like them so much, but I do (except for the essay).
 
I ended up forgetting my admission ticket for the SAT I this May and I took the test in a school that I didn't go to. I got lucky when a teacher that knew me because she used to teach at my elementary school walked by and recognized me. To make matters worse, there were construction workers working outside and I had forgotten to take my allergy medicine. I was worried for a while that I might really fuck the test up but then I got a 2290.

Also, this year somebody cheated on the AP US exam and bragged about it. Somehow, collegeboard was notified and everyone who took the US exam from my school had to either retake it or have their score projected (not a good idea). Same thing happened with the Biology exam because he took it. They were considering the same thing with AB Calculus because he took that as well, but decided against it.
 
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