Out of World Unbelieavable, in a galaxy far, far away (but in a Wireless connection near you!), two combatants face each other. As a small robot draws near, Link withdraws his sword, and the battle begins.
StarWizard's (Link) Team
R2-D2 Rules!'s (Tian) Team
After polite introductions, the struggle commenced! The combatants decided to play dirty right off the bat, with magical powders and weak electric jolts filling the room with trickiness.
Go! Cyhiraeth (Dragonite)!
Tian sent out Butterfree!
Butterfree used Sleep Powder!
Cyhiraeth fell asleep! Cyhiraeth's Lum Berry cured its sleep status!
Cyhiraeth used Thunder Wave!
Butterfree is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
The young swordsman then predicts the robot will send his butterfly home crying in fear the mighty Dragon of the Night butters it up like a toast. Unfortunately that butterfly had the guts to stay in and threw a lot of powder right into the Dragon of the Night's eyes!
Cyhiraeth used Dragon Dance! Cyhiraeth's Attack and Speed rose!
Butterfree used Sleep Powder! Cyhiraeth fell asleep!
There's no way a sleeping Dragon can take even the smallest of bugs, so the young swordsman decided to throw a monkey wrench into that plan!
Cyhiraeth, come back! Go! Optimus (Infernape)!
Tian withdrew Butterfree! Tian sent out Starmie!
Oops. Optimus Prime had no idea the song ''When Stars Go Blue'' was playing in the room. Quick as a cat, Optimus monkeys his way to the stereo and puts ''Lovecats'' on. Now we're talking, rock on with The Cure folks!
Infernape, come back! Go! Espeon!
Starmie used Surf! (Espeon 65% hp)
Dancing to the music, the purple cat close his eyes and enjoyed the favorable atmosphere. He emptied his mind with the exercise.
Tian withdrew Starmie! Tian sent out Butterfree!
Espeon used Calm Mind! Espeon's Special Attack and Special Defense rose!
Espeon opened his eyes to see a small bug in a wheelchair. Feeling compassionate for the small butterfly, the purple cat asked to leave the fray.
Espeon used Baton Pass! Porygon-Z came out!
Butterfree is fully paralyzed!
Poor Butterfree. She cannot move. Time to end her misery!
Porygon-Z used Tri Attack! (99% damage)
Butterfree hold onto its Focus Sash!
Butterfree Stun Spores! Porygon-Z is Paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Argh. A virtual duck is no virtual duck with 1/4 of his capabilities. It's time to finish this cute butterfly off before more magic powder comes out of her pockets!
Porygon-Z used Tri Attack! (1% damage)
Butterfree fainted!
Tian sent out Registeel!
6-5
The duck chuckled as a big shadow lingered upon the room. Like a big door made of steel, this giant robot wanted to avenge Butterfree's death. Porygon-Z, watch out!
Porygon-Z, come back! Go! Infernape!
Registeel used Superpower! (Infernape goes down to 64 hp)
Registeel's Attack and Defense fell!
Come on, Optimus Prime, kick this silver door down!
Tian withdrew Registeel! Tian sent out Starmie!
Optimus used Close Combat! (Starmie 60% hp)
Argh! Deja vú? Hating blue stars like there's no tomorrow, Optimus decides to fight some other time.
Infernape, come back! Go! Magnezone!
Starmie used Surf! (Magnezone 62% hp)
Starmie's leftovers restored its health back to 65% hp!
Magnezone had a star-happy early years and is barely intimidated by Starmie's presence. We're staying in folks!
Tian withdrew Starmie! Tian sent out Dusknoir!
Magnezone used Thunder Wave! Dusknoir is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Optimus calls the young swordsman on his cell phone and says he's coming back in. Well I can't argue with the leader of the Maximals now, can I?
Magnezone, come Back! Go! Infernape!
Dusknoir Fire Punches Infernape down to 22 hp!
Argh, that hurt. Optimus believes his presence will send the Dusk Knight home crying for his momma, but that's not quite what happens!
Infernape used ThunderPunch! (Dusknoir 75% hp)
Dusknoir used ThunderPunch (Infernape 0% hp)
Infernape fainted!
5-5
Optimus, your death shall be avenged! A crippled Dusknoir makes a good offering to the hax gods, and with that thought in mind...
Go! Togekiss!
Togekiss used Air Slash! (Dusknoir 50% hp)
Dusknoir used ThunderPunch (Togekiss 63% hp)
Togekiss is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Leftovers restores Dusknoir's hp to 55% and Togekiss' hp to 68%
Ha! The hax gods pointed their wrath towards us! But Togekiss won't give up. Come on Hax gods, give us that oomph!
Togekiss is fully paralyzed!
Dusknoir used ThunderPunch (Togekiss 30% hp)
Leftovers restores Dusknoir's hp to 60% and Togekiss' hp to 35%
Unbeliavable. Is Togekiss going down?
Togekiss used Air Slash! (Dusknoir 35% hp)
Dusknoir flinched!
Leftovers restores Dusknoir's hp to 40% and Togekiss' hp to 40%
Togekiss used Air Slash! (Dusknoir 10% hp)
Dusknoir flinched!
Leftovers restores Dusknoir's hp to 15% and Togekiss' hp to 45%
Call it even, mmkay? Fearing a KO due to the hax gods, the white robot throws a blue ninja star into the fray!
Tian withdrew Dusknoir! Tian sent out Starmie!
Togekiss is fully paralyzed!
Leftovers restores Togekiss' hp to 50% and Starmie's hp to 80%
Starmie used Ice Beam! (Togekiss 13% hp)
Togekiss used Air Slash! (Starmie 35% hp)
Leftovers restores Togekiss' hp to 18% and Starmie's hp to 40%
The hax gods have forsaken us. This is the end for the flying chicken...
Starmie used Thunderbolt! (Togekiss 0% hp)
Togekiss fainted!
4-5
The blue star is starting to get on everyone's nerves by this point. Time to put an end to the funny business!
Go! Magnezone!
Tian withdrew Starmie! Tian sent out Metagross!
Magnezone used Thunderbolt! A critical hit! (Metagross 5% hp)
Metagross is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Woot! Slap me in the face and yell ''lucky bastard!'' This could really change the tide of the battle. The damn star is still alive, though.
Magnezone used Thunderbolt! (Metagross 0% hp)
Metagross fainted!
Tian sent out Starmie!
4-4
Starmie used Surf (Magnezone 22% hp)
Magnezone used Thunderbolt! (Starmie 0% hp)
Starmie fainted!
4-3
*Link and his team do a happy dance*
RIP, azure star-shaped bastard.
Tian sent out Registeel!
Magnezone used Thunder Wave! Registeel is paralyzed, it may be unable to move!
Registeel used Superpower! (Magnezone 0%)
Registeel's Attack and Defense fell!
Magnezone fainted!
3-3
Magnezone had to take one for the team here. The big silver door is now ready to go down!
Go! Cyhiraeth (Dragonite)!
Dragonite is fast asleep!
Registeel is fully paralyzed!
Nice! -1 on the sleeping turns for me! Come on Cihyraeth, wake up!
Cyhiraeth woke up!
Cyhiraeth Dragon Dances! Cyhiraeth's Attack and Speed rose!
Registeel is fully paralyzed!
Seeing as there's nothing Registeel can do to OHKO a (bulky, mind you) Dragonite, I order Cyhiraeth to dance again and setup for the last three sweeps.
Cyhiraeth Dragon Dances! Cyhiraeth's Attack and Speed rose!
Registeel used Ice Punch! Critical hit! (Dragonite 0%)
Dragonite fainted!
2-3
Noooooooo! Without the CH there's no way Dragonite would've been brought down! I can't believe it. It was so close, and now it all seemed so far away... I hear a voice in the back of my mind asking me for a chance. Yes, he wanted to avenge Cyhiraeth. I grant him his Wish, and henceforth summon...
Go! Espeon!
Espeon used Wish!
Registeel used Stealth Rock!
Espeon used Calm Mind! Espeon's Special Attack and Special Defense rose!
Registeel is fully paralyzed!
Espeon's Wish came true (Espeon 100% hp)
This has to be the 38191281th paralyzation of the battle, heh. I'm ready to setup Espeon for the final showdown! Go, purple cat! Ease your mind!
Espeon used Psychic! (Registeel 80% hp)
Registeel used Ice Punch! (Espeon 85% hp)
Registeel's leftovers restored its hp to 85%!
*Enters the secondary narrator*
Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to see a number of turns that seem identical. That's because they were. Please take your time to grab some popcorn or go to the bathroom. Thank you very much, enjoy your story!
*The secondary narrator fades out*
Espeon used Psychic (Registeel 65% hp)
Registeel used Ice Punch! Critical Hit! (Espeon 40% hp)
Registeel's leftovers restored its hp to 70%!
Espeon used Wish!
Registeel used Ice Punch! (Espeon 26% hp)
Registeel's leftovers restored its hp to 75%!
Espeon used Psychic (Registeel 70% hp)
Registeel used Ice Punch! (Espeon 12% hp)
Espeon Wish came true! (Espeon 62% hp)
Registeel's leftovers restored its hp to 75%
Espeon used Wish!
Registeel is fully paralyzed!
Registeel's leftovers restored its hp to 80%
Espeon used Calm Mind! Espeon's Special Attack and Special Defense rose!
Registeel is fully paralyzed!
Espeon's Wish came true! (Espeon 100% hp)
Registeel's leftovers restored its hp to 85%
Espeon used Calm Mind! Espeon's Special Attack and Special Defense rose!
Registeel used Explosion!
Registeel faints! (Espeon 0% hp)
Espeon fainted!
1-2
*yawn*. Oh, did I miss anything? Oh right! The big silver door explodes into multiple sharp shreds which all badly wound Espeon. Espeon couldn't avenge Cyhiraeth's death, after all...
Tian sent out Dusknoir!
Go! Porygon-Z!
Will the geeky duck take Tian's last two combatants with his own paralyzed self? We all believe in you, Pory-Z! Do your best!
Porygon-Z is fully paralyzed!
Dusknoir used Pain Split! (Porygon-Z 26% hp)
Come on Pory-Z! You can do it! You can move! Just believe in yourself!
Porygon-Z used Thunderbolt! A critical hit! (Dusknoir 0% hp)
Dusknoir fainted!
1-1
Woot! Will the hax gods ever leave the room? We don't think so! This battle is shrouded in a ''haxxorz'' cloak! Or so it seems...
Tian sent out Breloom!
GG, white robot. You were truly outstanding. Your last fighter is one of uncontestable strenght. Porygon-Z, may the hax gods guide your way out of the twilight.
Breloom used Seed Bomb! (Porygon-Z 0% hp)
Porygon-Z fainted!
0-1
Link lost to Tian!
Amazing battle. The sheer ammount of hax surprised both combatants. Nevertheless is was truly an outstanding battle and everyone put up a good fight, from both sides. We look forward to facing R2-D2 Rules! team again.
Props:
- The hax gods for the most ridiculously haxed battle of all!
- Starmie, for being so good against my team
- Tian (R2-D2 Rules!) for being a great battler and granting myself one of the most exciting battles ever.
- Magnezone for being more and more crucial to my teams as I battle different trainers on Wi-Fi.
- My brother Lucas, for trading me said Magnezone (it has awesome IVs)
- Espeon for being a purple cat with the mind of a tibetan monk. Gotta love good eevolutions!
- Porygon-Z for being so cool!
Slops:
- The hax gods for the most ridiculously haxed battle of all!
- Starmie, for being so good against my team
- Registeel for the ONE critical hit that may have decided the whole outcome of the battle.
- Togekiss for failing to get rid of Dusknoir.
- Me for being greedy and Dragon Dancing twice on Registeel rather than start Fire Punching
Take care, and keep on battling folks!
--Star
StarWizard's (Link) Team
R2-D2 Rules!'s (Tian) Team
After polite introductions, the struggle commenced! The combatants decided to play dirty right off the bat, with magical powders and weak electric jolts filling the room with trickiness.
Go! Cyhiraeth (Dragonite)!
Tian sent out Butterfree!
Butterfree used Sleep Powder!
Cyhiraeth fell asleep! Cyhiraeth's Lum Berry cured its sleep status!
Cyhiraeth used Thunder Wave!
Butterfree is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
The young swordsman then predicts the robot will send his butterfly home crying in fear the mighty Dragon of the Night butters it up like a toast. Unfortunately that butterfly had the guts to stay in and threw a lot of powder right into the Dragon of the Night's eyes!
Cyhiraeth used Dragon Dance! Cyhiraeth's Attack and Speed rose!
Butterfree used Sleep Powder! Cyhiraeth fell asleep!
There's no way a sleeping Dragon can take even the smallest of bugs, so the young swordsman decided to throw a monkey wrench into that plan!
Cyhiraeth, come back! Go! Optimus (Infernape)!
Tian withdrew Butterfree! Tian sent out Starmie!
Oops. Optimus Prime had no idea the song ''When Stars Go Blue'' was playing in the room. Quick as a cat, Optimus monkeys his way to the stereo and puts ''Lovecats'' on. Now we're talking, rock on with The Cure folks!
Infernape, come back! Go! Espeon!
Starmie used Surf! (Espeon 65% hp)
Dancing to the music, the purple cat close his eyes and enjoyed the favorable atmosphere. He emptied his mind with the exercise.
Tian withdrew Starmie! Tian sent out Butterfree!
Espeon used Calm Mind! Espeon's Special Attack and Special Defense rose!
Espeon opened his eyes to see a small bug in a wheelchair. Feeling compassionate for the small butterfly, the purple cat asked to leave the fray.
Espeon used Baton Pass! Porygon-Z came out!
Butterfree is fully paralyzed!
Poor Butterfree. She cannot move. Time to end her misery!
Porygon-Z used Tri Attack! (99% damage)
Butterfree hold onto its Focus Sash!
Butterfree Stun Spores! Porygon-Z is Paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Argh. A virtual duck is no virtual duck with 1/4 of his capabilities. It's time to finish this cute butterfly off before more magic powder comes out of her pockets!
Porygon-Z used Tri Attack! (1% damage)
Butterfree fainted!
Tian sent out Registeel!
6-5
The duck chuckled as a big shadow lingered upon the room. Like a big door made of steel, this giant robot wanted to avenge Butterfree's death. Porygon-Z, watch out!
Porygon-Z, come back! Go! Infernape!
Registeel used Superpower! (Infernape goes down to 64 hp)
Registeel's Attack and Defense fell!
Come on, Optimus Prime, kick this silver door down!
Tian withdrew Registeel! Tian sent out Starmie!
Optimus used Close Combat! (Starmie 60% hp)
Argh! Deja vú? Hating blue stars like there's no tomorrow, Optimus decides to fight some other time.
Infernape, come back! Go! Magnezone!
Starmie used Surf! (Magnezone 62% hp)
Starmie's leftovers restored its health back to 65% hp!
Magnezone had a star-happy early years and is barely intimidated by Starmie's presence. We're staying in folks!
Tian withdrew Starmie! Tian sent out Dusknoir!
Magnezone used Thunder Wave! Dusknoir is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Optimus calls the young swordsman on his cell phone and says he's coming back in. Well I can't argue with the leader of the Maximals now, can I?
Magnezone, come Back! Go! Infernape!
Dusknoir Fire Punches Infernape down to 22 hp!
Argh, that hurt. Optimus believes his presence will send the Dusk Knight home crying for his momma, but that's not quite what happens!
Infernape used ThunderPunch! (Dusknoir 75% hp)
Dusknoir used ThunderPunch (Infernape 0% hp)
Infernape fainted!
5-5
Optimus, your death shall be avenged! A crippled Dusknoir makes a good offering to the hax gods, and with that thought in mind...
Go! Togekiss!
Togekiss used Air Slash! (Dusknoir 50% hp)
Dusknoir used ThunderPunch (Togekiss 63% hp)
Togekiss is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Leftovers restores Dusknoir's hp to 55% and Togekiss' hp to 68%
Ha! The hax gods pointed their wrath towards us! But Togekiss won't give up. Come on Hax gods, give us that oomph!
Togekiss is fully paralyzed!
Dusknoir used ThunderPunch (Togekiss 30% hp)
Leftovers restores Dusknoir's hp to 60% and Togekiss' hp to 35%
Unbeliavable. Is Togekiss going down?
Togekiss used Air Slash! (Dusknoir 35% hp)
Dusknoir flinched!
Leftovers restores Dusknoir's hp to 40% and Togekiss' hp to 40%
Togekiss used Air Slash! (Dusknoir 10% hp)
Dusknoir flinched!
Leftovers restores Dusknoir's hp to 15% and Togekiss' hp to 45%
Call it even, mmkay? Fearing a KO due to the hax gods, the white robot throws a blue ninja star into the fray!
Tian withdrew Dusknoir! Tian sent out Starmie!
Togekiss is fully paralyzed!
Leftovers restores Togekiss' hp to 50% and Starmie's hp to 80%
Starmie used Ice Beam! (Togekiss 13% hp)
Togekiss used Air Slash! (Starmie 35% hp)
Leftovers restores Togekiss' hp to 18% and Starmie's hp to 40%
The hax gods have forsaken us. This is the end for the flying chicken...
Starmie used Thunderbolt! (Togekiss 0% hp)
Togekiss fainted!
4-5
The blue star is starting to get on everyone's nerves by this point. Time to put an end to the funny business!
Go! Magnezone!
Tian withdrew Starmie! Tian sent out Metagross!
Magnezone used Thunderbolt! A critical hit! (Metagross 5% hp)
Metagross is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Woot! Slap me in the face and yell ''lucky bastard!'' This could really change the tide of the battle. The damn star is still alive, though.
Magnezone used Thunderbolt! (Metagross 0% hp)
Metagross fainted!
Tian sent out Starmie!
4-4
Starmie used Surf (Magnezone 22% hp)
Magnezone used Thunderbolt! (Starmie 0% hp)
Starmie fainted!
4-3
*Link and his team do a happy dance*
RIP, azure star-shaped bastard.
Tian sent out Registeel!
Magnezone used Thunder Wave! Registeel is paralyzed, it may be unable to move!
Registeel used Superpower! (Magnezone 0%)
Registeel's Attack and Defense fell!
Magnezone fainted!
3-3
Magnezone had to take one for the team here. The big silver door is now ready to go down!
Go! Cyhiraeth (Dragonite)!
Dragonite is fast asleep!
Registeel is fully paralyzed!
Nice! -1 on the sleeping turns for me! Come on Cihyraeth, wake up!
Cyhiraeth woke up!
Cyhiraeth Dragon Dances! Cyhiraeth's Attack and Speed rose!
Registeel is fully paralyzed!
Seeing as there's nothing Registeel can do to OHKO a (bulky, mind you) Dragonite, I order Cyhiraeth to dance again and setup for the last three sweeps.
Cyhiraeth Dragon Dances! Cyhiraeth's Attack and Speed rose!
Registeel used Ice Punch! Critical hit! (Dragonite 0%)
Dragonite fainted!
2-3
Noooooooo! Without the CH there's no way Dragonite would've been brought down! I can't believe it. It was so close, and now it all seemed so far away... I hear a voice in the back of my mind asking me for a chance. Yes, he wanted to avenge Cyhiraeth. I grant him his Wish, and henceforth summon...
Go! Espeon!
Espeon used Wish!
Registeel used Stealth Rock!
Espeon used Calm Mind! Espeon's Special Attack and Special Defense rose!
Registeel is fully paralyzed!
Espeon's Wish came true (Espeon 100% hp)
This has to be the 38191281th paralyzation of the battle, heh. I'm ready to setup Espeon for the final showdown! Go, purple cat! Ease your mind!
Espeon used Psychic! (Registeel 80% hp)
Registeel used Ice Punch! (Espeon 85% hp)
Registeel's leftovers restored its hp to 85%!
*Enters the secondary narrator*
Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to see a number of turns that seem identical. That's because they were. Please take your time to grab some popcorn or go to the bathroom. Thank you very much, enjoy your story!
*The secondary narrator fades out*
Espeon used Psychic (Registeel 65% hp)
Registeel used Ice Punch! Critical Hit! (Espeon 40% hp)
Registeel's leftovers restored its hp to 70%!
Espeon used Wish!
Registeel used Ice Punch! (Espeon 26% hp)
Registeel's leftovers restored its hp to 75%!
Espeon used Psychic (Registeel 70% hp)
Registeel used Ice Punch! (Espeon 12% hp)
Espeon Wish came true! (Espeon 62% hp)
Registeel's leftovers restored its hp to 75%
Espeon used Wish!
Registeel is fully paralyzed!
Registeel's leftovers restored its hp to 80%
Espeon used Calm Mind! Espeon's Special Attack and Special Defense rose!
Registeel is fully paralyzed!
Espeon's Wish came true! (Espeon 100% hp)
Registeel's leftovers restored its hp to 85%
Espeon used Calm Mind! Espeon's Special Attack and Special Defense rose!
Registeel used Explosion!
Registeel faints! (Espeon 0% hp)
Espeon fainted!
1-2
*yawn*. Oh, did I miss anything? Oh right! The big silver door explodes into multiple sharp shreds which all badly wound Espeon. Espeon couldn't avenge Cyhiraeth's death, after all...
Tian sent out Dusknoir!
Go! Porygon-Z!
Will the geeky duck take Tian's last two combatants with his own paralyzed self? We all believe in you, Pory-Z! Do your best!
Porygon-Z is fully paralyzed!
Dusknoir used Pain Split! (Porygon-Z 26% hp)
Come on Pory-Z! You can do it! You can move! Just believe in yourself!
Porygon-Z used Thunderbolt! A critical hit! (Dusknoir 0% hp)
Dusknoir fainted!
1-1
Woot! Will the hax gods ever leave the room? We don't think so! This battle is shrouded in a ''haxxorz'' cloak! Or so it seems...
Tian sent out Breloom!
GG, white robot. You were truly outstanding. Your last fighter is one of uncontestable strenght. Porygon-Z, may the hax gods guide your way out of the twilight.
Breloom used Seed Bomb! (Porygon-Z 0% hp)
Porygon-Z fainted!
0-1
Link lost to Tian!
Amazing battle. The sheer ammount of hax surprised both combatants. Nevertheless is was truly an outstanding battle and everyone put up a good fight, from both sides. We look forward to facing R2-D2 Rules! team again.
Props:
- The hax gods for the most ridiculously haxed battle of all!
- Starmie, for being so good against my team
- Tian (R2-D2 Rules!) for being a great battler and granting myself one of the most exciting battles ever.
- Magnezone for being more and more crucial to my teams as I battle different trainers on Wi-Fi.
- My brother Lucas, for trading me said Magnezone (it has awesome IVs)
- Espeon for being a purple cat with the mind of a tibetan monk. Gotta love good eevolutions!
- Porygon-Z for being so cool!
Slops:
- The hax gods for the most ridiculously haxed battle of all!
- Starmie, for being so good against my team
- Registeel for the ONE critical hit that may have decided the whole outcome of the battle.
- Togekiss for failing to get rid of Dusknoir.
- Me for being greedy and Dragon Dancing twice on Registeel rather than start Fire Punching
Take care, and keep on battling folks!
--Star
