back(sex) story my team is called team CRACK, because I love that stuff so much.
During my team building process, I found out that I love the move u-turn so much. I've always had it on my CBzor, but I never really used it, so I decide to make an u-turn team, but in the end it didn't really turn out to be one. My first RMT so dont hate. T_T Also I don't know much about EVs, so bear with me as I just stole them from the strategy pokedex.
I started with 3 U-turners i knew right off the top of my head, Azelf Scizor and Flygon.
I then decided I needed a good wall breaker so I chose Infernape.
Since U-Turn is vital to my strategy, I added Fortress as a spinner, or else entry hazards screw me over.
Blissey is one of my favorite pokemon so I decide to slap that right in. Azelf is really boring so i added a Roserade lead.
So it didn't really end up being a U-turn team, but i think it's fun to play with.
So I present you,
Team Crack!
still D.R.E.( LEVEL 100 ROSERADE)
he's a really timid guy. he has a natural cure for almost everything though. He wears a really homo focus sash too.
HP 4~SPD 252~SPE 252
+TOXIC SPIKES (up ur butt, lol)
+LEAF(blower) STORM
+HIDDEN (penis) POWER FIRE
+SLEEP POWDER aka roofies
This baller beats everyone. Focus sash allows it to survive most hits, and sleep powder them back, guaranteeing at least one layer of toxic spikes. Don't know why I have toxic spikes, (OMG NOT A STALL TEAM) just deal with it. Owns slower leads like Hippowdon, Swampert and Metagross. I have to watch for Weaviles though, and almost anything w/ priority. I also have a hard time dealing with Azelfs and Aerodactyls. It's a suicide lead since it usually dies after setting up Toxic Spikes.
Lead Test
Azelf - Sleep him and yeah. Don't have much options besides switching out.
Other Roserade - I seriously don't know what happens during a speed tie. 50-50?
Ninjask - HP Fire him. Ninjask is for lame people anyways.
Abomasnow - Sleep, T-Spikes, THEN HP fire
Jirachi - HP Fire
Metagross - Sleep then HP Fire
Swampert - Sleep then Leafstorm
Heatran - Switch the hell out
Aerodactyl - Leafstorm
SEXYSAM/IRONMAN( LEVEL 100 SCISSORS)
this bitch acts adamantly toward his hoes. he is a really good technician. He's like iron man, because the source of his life is an orb.
HP 32~ATK 252~SPE 224
+BULLETS PUNCHthis bitch acts adamantly toward his hoes. he is a really good technician. He's like iron man, because the source of his life is an orb.
HP 32~ATK 252~SPE 224
+SWORDS DANCE
+ROOST
+SUPERPOWER/BRICK BREAK ( Can't decide)
At first I had a generic standard CBzor set, but then I grew sick and bored with, so I'm trying a SD set. However, it doesn't have Uturn anymore. I switch in, SD, then sweep away with a Technician/STAB boosted bullet punch. It even 2HKOs Gliscor after SR+SD, just to show you how strong and sexy it is. It can also function as a great revenge killer, and it OHKOs frail pokemon like Gengar even before a Swords Dance. Superpower/Brick break is there to kill the steel/waters types that resist the bullet punch. Scizor can take alot of shits, and then shrug them off with roost. I don't have really much to say about this guy, he's a known badass all around the pokemon world. It's walled by Gyarados so I switch out to Flygon and outrage that ho.
Jesse Lacey( LEVEL 100 FLYgOn)
I walked up to her and asked her out, she slapped me. I replied "Why are you so adamant towards my advances? I gave just gave you a choice of free scarves. Bitch, don't act like you can levitate."
HP 80~ATK 252~SPE 176
+that UTURN is illegalI walked up to her and asked her out, she slapped me. I replied "Why are you so adamant towards my advances? I gave just gave you a choice of free scarves. Bitch, don't act like you can levitate."
HP 80~ATK 252~SPE 176
+FIRE BLAST
+he then left, OUTRAGEd
+oh shit! a EARTHQUAKE
This guy's my revenge killer. He owns stuff like other dragons, he deals with steels, and yeah. EQ is a given, because it's one of the best moves in the game, deals with crap like electivire. Outrage is awesome, because it kills things I normally would be weak to like Salamance (even after DD), Dragonite, and Latios, basically any dragons would be scared shitless by this balla. Fire blast is deals with pests, names Scizor, Skarmory and Forretress. I can also use this guy as a scout with U-Turn. I love this guy so much.
Ice attacks at this guy get redirected to blissey. There's no way, i think, that Flygon could get beaten by other dragons.
michael jackson/billie JEAN P.Y.T. ( LEVEL 100 INFERrape!)
This guys always in a hasty mood, rushing to finish everything in a blaze, as with his kung-fu studies. He's pretty good as he got an expert belt in a few years.
SPE 64~ATK 252~SPE 192
+my computer OVERHEATs alot
+GRASS KNOT/THUNDERPUNCH
+I've always fought in CLOSE COMBAT
+UTURN
I've been thinking of replacing this guy with SDLuke since he's better late game. Stall teams raped my team before so I use this guy as a wall breaker. Gyarados has always been a giant bitch, but so has swampert so I don't know to choose Grass Knot or TPunch. I play this guy, endgame after the opponent gets whittled down by T-SPikes, Stealth Rock, and U-Turn damage.This guys always in a hasty mood, rushing to finish everything in a blaze, as with his kung-fu studies. He's pretty good as he got an expert belt in a few years.
SPE 64~ATK 252~SPE 192
+my computer OVERHEATs alot
+GRASS KNOT/THUNDERPUNCH
+I've always fought in CLOSE COMBAT
+UTURN
metalheads( LEVEL 100 Forretress)
"I like how you're always so relaxed and your arms are so sturdy too. I have some leftovers in my fridge, come over and we can "enjoy" them.
HP 252~ATK 114~DEF 144
+ STEALTH ROCK
"I like how you're always so relaxed and your arms are so sturdy too. I have some leftovers in my fridge, come over and we can "enjoy" them.
HP 252~ATK 114~DEF 144
+RAPIDSPIN
+EXPLOSION
+ an EARTHQUAKE of 7.7 magnitude just hit north korea
Entry Hazards ruin my stragety since I switch out and UTurn alot, so I have a spinner. At first I tried starmie but it's often far too frail for my liking. Explosion is for those annoying naggy pokemon. Steath rock support is usually on most teams. I tried skarmory in this slot (y'know SkarmBliss) but I don't like the "style" of Skarmory at all.
FAT WHORE( LEVEL 100 BBLISSAY)
"I wish there was a natural cure for being lonely" she said as she chewed on leftovers after breaking up with her first boyfriend.
SPE D 176~SPE 80~DEF 252
+WISH
"I wish there was a natural cure for being lonely" she said as she chewed on leftovers after breaking up with her first boyfriend.
SPE D 176~SPE 80~DEF 252
+PROTECT
+FLAMETHROWER/TBOLT
+ICEBEAM
This is my own "special tank" set for blissey. Boltbeam combo is pretty unresisted. It also provides wish support to Flygon, Infernape, and maybe Roserade (if it survives lol). Protect is there for instant healing with Wish.
I have nothing more to say. Thanks in advance. ;D
Threat List pending.
