Yes, my title is a play on words. Onto the team:
Deoxys-e @ Focus Sash
Hasty: 4 Atk, 252 Spe, 252 SAtk
Thunderbolt
Ice Beam
Stealth Rock
Superpower
A good pokemon to start out with. Everyone assumes double screens now, so a 3 Attack+SR Deo-e usually does it's job. It can come back later to revenge kill pokemon (like Skymin) and just work well.
Mamoswine @ Life Orb
Naughty: 252 Atk, 252 Spe, 6 SpAtk
Ice Shard
Earthquake
Stone Edge
Hidden Power [Fire]
Ahh Mamoswine. Ice shard beats so many pokemon, and it packs a very powerful EQ. Stone Edge is for coverage, and Hidden Power Fire helps sooo much. When Scizor comes in and tries to SD on the switch, I HP Fire and then Ice shard for the KO. Almost everyone tries to set up w/ scizor against mamo, so it works well.
Scizor @ Life Orb
Adamant: 252 Atk, 232 HP, 20 SpDef, 6 Spe
Swords Dance
Bullet Punch
Quick Attack
Brick Break / X Scissor
SD Scizor with 2 priorities. It has decent coverage, and can sweep unprepared or weakened teams. Currently using Brick Break, but X scissor is always an option. Opinions on that?
Heatran @ Choice Scarf
Rash: 252 SpAtk, 252 Spe, 6 Atk
Fire Blast
Earth Power
Hidden Power [Ice]
Explosion
Heatran makes a good scarfer. Decent speed, and hits very hard. I use it as a scizor counter mainly, and it does a damn good job at that. Used to have a specs, and I am thinking about going back. Opinions on this?
Dugtrio @ Choice Scarf
Adamant: 252 Atk, 252 Spe, 6 HP
Earthquake
Stone Edge
Night Slash
Aerial Ace
Scarftrio may not pack much of a punch, but it is good for taking out specific threats. Heatran is OHKO'd, and it picks off weakened pokemon. It is expendable, but it works very well and I wouldn't like to get rid of it.
Skymin @ Leftovers
Timid: 252 Spe, 252 SpAtk, 6 HP
Seed Flare
Air Slash
Earth Power
Substitute
Sub Skymin. Switch in on easy kills, and sub when they switch. It's speed is very good, and it hits hard too. Provides a good ground immunity, and it's weaknesses are covered by heatran. It's awesome!
So please RMT, I want to win even more!







Deoxys-e @ Focus Sash
Hasty: 4 Atk, 252 Spe, 252 SAtk
Thunderbolt
Ice Beam
Stealth Rock
Superpower
A good pokemon to start out with. Everyone assumes double screens now, so a 3 Attack+SR Deo-e usually does it's job. It can come back later to revenge kill pokemon (like Skymin) and just work well.

Mamoswine @ Life Orb
Naughty: 252 Atk, 252 Spe, 6 SpAtk
Ice Shard
Earthquake
Stone Edge
Hidden Power [Fire]
Ahh Mamoswine. Ice shard beats so many pokemon, and it packs a very powerful EQ. Stone Edge is for coverage, and Hidden Power Fire helps sooo much. When Scizor comes in and tries to SD on the switch, I HP Fire and then Ice shard for the KO. Almost everyone tries to set up w/ scizor against mamo, so it works well.

Scizor @ Life Orb
Adamant: 252 Atk, 232 HP, 20 SpDef, 6 Spe
Swords Dance
Bullet Punch
Quick Attack
Brick Break / X Scissor
SD Scizor with 2 priorities. It has decent coverage, and can sweep unprepared or weakened teams. Currently using Brick Break, but X scissor is always an option. Opinions on that?

Heatran @ Choice Scarf
Rash: 252 SpAtk, 252 Spe, 6 Atk
Fire Blast
Earth Power
Hidden Power [Ice]
Explosion
Heatran makes a good scarfer. Decent speed, and hits very hard. I use it as a scizor counter mainly, and it does a damn good job at that. Used to have a specs, and I am thinking about going back. Opinions on this?

Dugtrio @ Choice Scarf
Adamant: 252 Atk, 252 Spe, 6 HP
Earthquake
Stone Edge
Night Slash
Aerial Ace
Scarftrio may not pack much of a punch, but it is good for taking out specific threats. Heatran is OHKO'd, and it picks off weakened pokemon. It is expendable, but it works very well and I wouldn't like to get rid of it.

Skymin @ Leftovers
Timid: 252 Spe, 252 SpAtk, 6 HP
Seed Flare
Air Slash
Earth Power
Substitute
Sub Skymin. Switch in on easy kills, and sub when they switch. It's speed is very good, and it hits hard too. Provides a good ground immunity, and it's weaknesses are covered by heatran. It's awesome!
So please RMT, I want to win even more!