Introduction: Don't Ask
Hey, this is Rofllollmao with a UU RMT. I played under the AKA of DA_PANAmacANAL. I wanted to form a team that was able to win quickly and take advantage of Dual Screen support. I chose bulky sweepers that could exploit Dual Screens to set up and finish the game swiftly. I made sure to check as many threats in UU as possible while maintaining a strong offense. Without further adieu, here is Don't Ask.
DISCLAIMER: Don't mind the names, you're not suppose to get them and if you do, good for you.






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Venasaur (Fumanshu) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Overgrow
EVs: 252 Spd/252 SAtk/4 Def
Timid nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Sludge Bomb
- Sleep Powder
- Leaf Storm
- Earthquake
Role: This is the typical Scarfsaur. It's an amazing Pokemon and serves as one of the fastest sleepers in UU. Usually straight off the bat, Venasaur can stop one of the opponents pokemon immediately if not KO them with Leafstorm. This is key because a quick sleep prevents any form of set up: being Rocks/Spikes/Tspikes or Weather. Venasaur is a vital player to the team and once Altaria, Registeel, Clefable, Chansey are gone he can come in continually sleep 1 pokemon and Leaf Storm the rest.
Moveset and EVs: Leaf Storm is for the magnificent stab to get rid of Rhyperior, Slowbro, Milotic and water pokemon in general. Sleep Powder is to constantly keep the opponent 1 pokemon down and to prevent set up. Earthquake is to revenge Raikou after it gets weakened by LO, Sub or juts form taking hits. Sludge Bomb is to hit other grasses and provides for another excellent stab. Maximum speed is so that I can atleast tie with any other 80 base speed scarfer and to outspeed anything without a scarf.
Name: Fumanshu is a person in our clan that is always awake when everyone else is sleeping, so obviously he's Venasaur.

Cresselia (Nate/Don'tAskMe) (F) @ Light Clay
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP/252 Spd/4 SAtk
Timid nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Thunder Wave
- Light Screen
- Reflect
- Lunar Dance
Role: Cresselia is the key to this team. She sets up my Dual Screens and spreads paralysis. The EVs may seem odd for a Dual Screener but I enjoy a fast Thunder Wave as well as fast Screens. I'll usually switch her in Thunder Wave whatever is out and proceed to set up Screens. If Cresselia lost more than 50% in the process AND Toxic Spikes/Status is going to hit my sweeper I will Lunar Dance into my sweeper. Otherwise I just switch and save Cresselia to Screen and Dance another day.
Moveset and EVs: Thunder Wave so that I can paralyze things and have an easier time Subbing as well as Calm Minding or Dragon Dancing. Dual Screens are obviously to support my sweepers and allow their subs to not break in 1 attack. Lunar Dance is so that my sweeper can live again or so that my sweeper can come in unhindered by status. I wanted something fast and bulky as a Dual Screener and Cresselia was perfect. It has monstrous defensive stats so I could just maximize HP and Speed while still maintaining decent amounts of bulk.
Name: Cresselia is cute and girly, but yet fat and bulky. So I named her Nate. I'll never pass up an opportunity to make fun of you Nate.

Froslass (Sakura) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Snow Cloak
EVs: 252 HP/240 Def/16 Spd
Bold nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Ice Beam
- Spikes
- Destiny Bond
- Pain Split
Role: Bulky Froslass is a great Spiker. It may not have the speed but it makes up for that in bulk. Froslass can switch into plenty of non-super effective moves and take them like a champ. He is my first switch into Donphan and Torterra, I can Ice Beam for the 1HKO unless they run decent bulk, even then it's a 2HKO while they manage to do little in return. He is also my first switch into lead Ambipoms to take the fake out. If they run taunt that means they lose coverage so I just Ice Beam whatever comes, if they don't run Taunt, I'll continue to Spike until I need to Pain Split. When I'm about to get KO'd or know I will get KO'd next move I Destiny Bond to scare the opponent into switching and taking Spike damage while also scouting their team and giving me a chance to set more Spikes.
Moveset and EVs: Ice Beam is for the obvious stab and to rid me of Torterra and Donphan. Spikes is self-explanatory and allows my sweepers to have an easier time KOing the opponents team as well as just hitting them while they switch. Destiny Bond is to score KO's against the stupid and scare the opponent into switching allowing them to take Spike damage, reveal their team to me as well as allow me to lay more Spikes. Pain Split is for recovery and is great when people fear the Destiny Bond and switch around. Maximum HP and defense while putting a little speed to outspeed Bulkylass's who don't invest any.
Name: Named her Sakura because Sakura is annoying as hell and just comes into our Xat to talk about her stupid life that no one cares about.

Feraligatr (DA_Johto-Master) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 28 HP/252 Atk/228 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Dragon Dance
- Substitute
- Earthquake
- Waterfall
Role: Feraligatr is my physical sweeper and first screen abuser. He has decent coverage with Water and Ground. He's walled by pure Grass and Altaria but altogether with 2-3 DD's under his belt he can muscle his way through almost anything. Under Dual Screen support I can Substitute and DD through most attacks unless they are special, which in that case I would have went to Raikou. Feraligatr can DD in the face of those defensive Slowbros and Milotics who will fail to break my sub unless they invest more EVs than they should with a defensive set. There are times when I can DD against Venasaur too, as long as I got the paralysis off with Cresselia I can just spam Substitute until they get paralyzed and proceed to DD.
Moveset and EVs: EVs are to outspeed all of UU after a DD that isn't holding a scarf. Max attack to muscle his way through the tier. Leftovers in HP for general bulk. Waterfall for the stab with Earthquake to complement it and get rid of Steels. Although Water and Ground does not give amazing coverage, it is usually enough because I can muscle my way through Altaria and Grass pokemon. Substitute is obviously to guard me from status and so I can abuse the screens as they do over 25% in 2 turns and instead of hitting me they simply break my Substitute.
Name: Named him Johto Master because this guy is obsessed with how good Feraligatr is and I agree with him.

Blaziken (M) (DA_Truth/DA_Ambi) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 252 Atk/4 Def/252 Spd
Jolly nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Superpower
- Quick Attack
- Flare Blitz
- Night Slash/Thunder Punch/ Filler
Role: Blaziken is my revenge killer and makes for an awesome scarfer. He has amazing attack and is able to sweep once fire resists have been removed by spamming Flare Blitz. He is walled by bulky waters such as Slowbro and Milotic but when they switch in they are taking a hefty 25% from Spike damage allowing Blaziken to 2hko Milotic. I can also use Blaziken as bulky water lure so that I can go into Cresselia, set up screens and switch to the appropriate sweeper. There is always that great surprise factor when I switch him into a Mismagius or Dugtrio and they think they can set up or KO and I just Flare Blitz as Mismagius attempts to Calm Mind behind her Substitute, only realizing that I'm faster when it's too late.
Moveset and EVs: I went for maximum attack and maximum speed so that he can outspeed everything in UU that's not holding a scarf. Superpower and Flareblitz are for stab as well as providing decent coverage. Quick Attack is for priority against Sunny Day/Rain Dance teams that are faster. Night Slash is just for when I know Slowbro is coming and want to attempt to hit it, also hits Mismagius and Rotom but usually Flare Blitz is better for these two.
Name: I named him DA_Truth because this guy just loves Captain Falcon and is always telling me FALCON PAWNCH.

Raikou (DA_BLACKMAGIX) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 4 Def/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Timid nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Substitute
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Thunderbolt
Role: Raikou is my MVP and second screen abuser. He is able to CM against ANY special attacker and come out on top because of screens. Raikou has decent coverage with Thunderbolt and HP Ice, essentially mimicing BoltBeam. Raikou has amazing bulk even without investments and after a Calm Mind or 6 he can eliminate the opposition swiftly. Raikou comes in after Dual Screens are up when the enemy has a special attacker out so I can proceed to Substitute and Calm Mind until I feel like attacking.
Moveset and EVs: Maximum speed because I have Calm Mind to boost my special attack. Maximum special attack for obvious reasons. Calm Mind is my boosting move to make my Substitutes even more specially bulky while at the same time boosting my special attack to sky-high levels. Thunderbolt and HP Ice to mimic BoltBeam for coverage and Substitute to protect me from status as well as allowing me to Calm Mind.
Name: Named him Blackmagix because he's a good friend of mine and simply because Raikou is a boss and so is he.
Conclusion
This team was fun to make and I loved it's success on the UU ladder. This is my first RMT so don't be so rough. The team is retired but I'll happily test changes to see if it improves the team.