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Hiya, Smogon! Long-time lurker, sixth-time poster with a team that I conceived, built, and fine-tuned in my Macroeconomics class (hence the name, and the nicknames; they're all people I've met in my studies in Economics). I really wanted to try Sub/Calm Mind Jirachi, so I built a team around him during a particularly drawn-out, redundant example of something I learned last year in one economics class. The team-building process was something like:
To start, because I always wanted to try it. I wanted another late-game sweeper to compliment it, so in came Gyarados.
So, with my two end-game sweepers in place, I wanted something that could soften both of their counters. Mixmence immediately sprung to mind.
Eww...these three really don't like seeing DD Tyranitar, certain Celebi, some fast and powerful but frail Pokemon like Gengar, and especially Latias. Scizor rounds out some of those weaknesses.
At this point, I started looking at the type balance. I had two fire weaknesses and two ground immunities, as well as a pretty significant physical bias, so Heatran, specifically Scarftran to help out with certain threats that I now forget, seemed to fit perfectly. Swampert fit in well type-wise, and it's a consistent lead I've used before, so I threw him in as my lead.
So I played with that for a while on Shoddy, and I liked it, but eventually I got tired of being continuously swept by Gyarados, so I switched out Scarftran for Scarf Latias to counter it.
But that gave me type problems, as I just switched out a 4x ice resist for a 2x ice weak, so perhaps I should change my lead to....
And there's the team as it is now.
So, finally, after a lot of talking and a huge pile of pictures, here's the team!
Empoleon@Focus Sash: Prof. Yohe
Modest; 156 HP / 252 SpA / 100 Spe
-Hydro Pump
-Aqua Jet
-Grass Knot
-Stealth Rock
Standard lead Empoleon. I was really skeptical about this at first, but it worked wonders for me, and I love it to pieces. It's incredibly consistent; if it doesn't get Stealth Rock up early, it's usually because it was busy securing a kill (or two!). Beats a huge range of leads, including Swampert and Heatran, which can be a bit of a pain to this team later on. Infernape, which it can't handle, get sent to Latias, and it can use Aqua Jet to break the sash that most sleep leads carry to make killing them much easier for whoever (Salamence, usually). Max Special Attack for power; 100 speed EVs outspeeds most Metagross, Tyranitar, and Machamp, which is a godsend; and the rest go in HP for bulk.
He's named for my current Macroeconomics professor for one reason, and one reason only: Popped Collar. Seriously, Prof. Yohe has a polo shirt with a popped collar on under a sweater every single day.
Latias@Choice Scarf: Gabby
Modest; 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Sp
-Draco Meteor
-Surf
-Thunderbolt
-Trick
Gabby is the suede elbows for this team's tweed jacket; she holds it together, protects it from some scary things, and in general makes it that much more comfortable and fun to use. She checks/counters a multitude of things that would cause my team troubles, including Gyarados (the original bane of this team), Gengar, and bulkier DD Salamences (which seemed to always run juuuust enough bulk to survive a Scizor bullet punch and kill back with fire blast, then rampage the rest of the team). She's also pretty much my only way to kill scarfed Rotom-A, which is a problem because she's weak to ghost, so she can't switch in without a significant amount of risk. The spread is self-explanatory. Draco Meteor dents things, Surf gives great neutral coverage and dispatches Heatran, Trick cripples walls, and Thunderbolt is there over other coverage moves to strike down Gyarados, even after a DD.
She saves my ass all the time, so she's named for a TA for Econ 110 who saved my ass with an econ paper that I had no idea how to outline.
Scizor@Choice Band: Quinn
Adamant; 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Spe
-Bullet Punch
-U-Turn
-Superpower
-Pursuit
Really, what team doesn't like having a Choice Band Scizor? This is general is just a great scout and revenge-killer. It rounds out a good number of weaknesses, most importantly to Tyranitar, Latias, Gengar, Celebi, and non-lead Azelf. I don't really know what else to say about it, but really, it's so commonly used, what hasn't been said about it?
Mr. Quinn taught the honors economics class that I took in high school. He's a super teacher, and he turned me on to the pursuit of economics. I'm going to go punch myself in the face now.
Salamence@Life Orb: Prof. McCann
Hasty; 68 Atk / 252 SpA / 188 Spe
-Outrage
-Earthquake
-Draco Meteor
-Fire Blast
Oh, how wonderful MixMence is. Draco Meteor and Outrage put huge dents in a lot of things, and Earthquake and Fire Blast hit things that the huge Dragon STABs don't. The EV spread here is the only thing on this team with even a modicum of originality. I was originally using the standard New Mixmence spread, but I didn't like how slow it was, so I read up on the analysis to see what I could take liberties with. It turns out the spread was made with Cresselia in mind, which not only has decreased immensely in usage since the onset of this set, but is also a welcome sight for this team, because Jirachi treats it as set-up bait. Max Special Attack because Draco Meteor is my main form of attack here. A +Speed nature and 188 speed EVs to outspeed most standard base 100s that run +Speed and 176, plus enough to outrun various degrees of "clever" spreads designed to outrun the same things; rest gets dumped into Attack. The decreased offenses aren't really a problem; they still OHKO and 2HKO the important walls with the relevant moves, most importantly SkarmBliss (Standard Skarm is OHKOd with Fire Blast and gets KOed by -2 Fire Blast after switching in on Draco Meteor, and Blissey is 2HKOed by Outrage) and Gyarados (which is OHKOed by Draco Meteor after Stealth Rock). More importantly, the speed lets this Salamence outrun a lot of things people think it shouldn't, such as CM Jirachi, CB Flygon, offensive Celebi variations, and all +Speed base 90s.
Named for Prof. McCann, my advisor, who, despite not actually being in the Economics department, is incredibly helpful (especially early/mid-way in my college career, just as Mixmence is especially so in the early/mid game), and is rather intimidating.
Gyarados@Leftovers: Prof. Adelstein
Adamant; 72 HP / 252 Atk / 184 Spe
-Waterfall
-Earthquake
-Stone Edge
-Dragon Dance
Oh, how wonderful Gyarados is; I'm still finding out how many teams I face are Gyara-weak. He hits incredibly hard and compliments the rest of the team nicely; he takes on Infernape that come for Empoleon, Scizor that try to prey on Latias and Salamence, and many fire attacks aimed at Jirachi and Scizor. Just like Scizor, I don't really have much to say about Gyara that hasn't been said before. 184 speed to outspeed all +speed base 115s and slower after a Dragon Dance, max Attack, and the rest in HP for bulk. He holds Leftovers because he's a bulkier than many expect, and Earthquake makes the cut over Ice Fang because the latter doesn't 2HKO Celebi after one Dragon Dance without a Life Orb.
Named for Prof. Richie Adelstein, the professor for Econ 110, the first college economics class I took. He's easily my favorite professor so far. Gyarados gets his name because, just like Adelstein, he's being around forever, doing the same thing for years and years, and is the best at it. Also because they're both made of awesome.
Jirachi@Leftovers: Prof. Masami
Timid; 252 HP / 80 SpA / 176 Sp
-Flash Cannon
-Thunderbolt
-Substitute
-Calm Mind
He goes down stairs, alone or in pairs, and devastates teams all around: A star, a star! From close or afar, everyone knows it's Jirachi!
Just like with Gyarados above, I'm finding out more every day how many teams have a Sub/CM Jirachi weakness, especially those which use Blissey as their main or only answer to special sweepers. He turns a lot of things that annoy this team, including Blissey, Vaporeon, and the aforementioned Cresselia, into setup bait. Another thing that's great about him is that he can switch in after a death mid-game and, because he doesn't show lefties recovery at the end of the turn, he can bluff a Choice Scarf set. It works like a charm, over and over, as people switch in their Scarf Jirachi checks right into a substitute, forcing them to switch again and giving Jirachi another free turn. It does everything I was hoping for, and more.
Named for my professor for Econ 300 (basically, stats) because they're equally quirky and idiosyncratic, and because Jirachi's slow, methodical setup mirrors Masami's slow and methodical teaching style.
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So, there's the team. It has one glaring weakness that I know of: Electric-type moves. I have a lot of trouble dealing with fast/powerful or bulky Thunderbolt users. More specifically, the biggest problem pokemon are Agility Metagross, which are hard to kill and almost always carry Thunderpunch; Choice Scarf Magnezone, which typically comes in on Scizor and makes itself a pain for the rest of the battle; and, most of all, any Rotom-A, which is powerful enough to cause problems and bulky enough to not be brushed aside easily. It doesn't help that my only electric resist, Latias, is also weak to Ghost. The worst thing for me to see is a scarfed Rotom appliance, because it outspeeds everything but Latias, which it hits hard with Shadow Ball, and hits everything else hard with Thunderbolt. If anyone can help fix this without drastically changing the team, I'll be ecstatic.
There's my team, my current pride and joy. Rate it, hate on it, steal it if you wish. If you do steal it, please tell me, because that will absolutely make my day.
Credit, where art credit is due: Thanks to PokemonElite2000.com for their vast repository of sprites, massive thanks to aragornbird and his site arkeis.com for massive collection of Pokemon drawing that I drew from for this RMT.
Rate away!






Hiya, Smogon! Long-time lurker, sixth-time poster with a team that I conceived, built, and fine-tuned in my Macroeconomics class (hence the name, and the nicknames; they're all people I've met in my studies in Economics). I really wanted to try Sub/Calm Mind Jirachi, so I built a team around him during a particularly drawn-out, redundant example of something I learned last year in one economics class. The team-building process was something like:

To start, because I always wanted to try it. I wanted another late-game sweeper to compliment it, so in came Gyarados.


So, with my two end-game sweepers in place, I wanted something that could soften both of their counters. Mixmence immediately sprung to mind.



Eww...these three really don't like seeing DD Tyranitar, certain Celebi, some fast and powerful but frail Pokemon like Gengar, and especially Latias. Scizor rounds out some of those weaknesses.




At this point, I started looking at the type balance. I had two fire weaknesses and two ground immunities, as well as a pretty significant physical bias, so Heatran, specifically Scarftran to help out with certain threats that I now forget, seemed to fit perfectly. Swampert fit in well type-wise, and it's a consistent lead I've used before, so I threw him in as my lead.






So I played with that for a while on Shoddy, and I liked it, but eventually I got tired of being continuously swept by Gyarados, so I switched out Scarftran for Scarf Latias to counter it.






But that gave me type problems, as I just switched out a 4x ice resist for a 2x ice weak, so perhaps I should change my lead to....






And there's the team as it is now.
So, finally, after a lot of talking and a huge pile of pictures, here's the team!

Empoleon@Focus Sash: Prof. Yohe
Modest; 156 HP / 252 SpA / 100 Spe
-Hydro Pump
-Aqua Jet
-Grass Knot
-Stealth Rock
Standard lead Empoleon. I was really skeptical about this at first, but it worked wonders for me, and I love it to pieces. It's incredibly consistent; if it doesn't get Stealth Rock up early, it's usually because it was busy securing a kill (or two!). Beats a huge range of leads, including Swampert and Heatran, which can be a bit of a pain to this team later on. Infernape, which it can't handle, get sent to Latias, and it can use Aqua Jet to break the sash that most sleep leads carry to make killing them much easier for whoever (Salamence, usually). Max Special Attack for power; 100 speed EVs outspeeds most Metagross, Tyranitar, and Machamp, which is a godsend; and the rest go in HP for bulk.
He's named for my current Macroeconomics professor for one reason, and one reason only: Popped Collar. Seriously, Prof. Yohe has a polo shirt with a popped collar on under a sweater every single day.

Latias@Choice Scarf: Gabby
Modest; 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Sp
-Draco Meteor
-Surf
-Thunderbolt
-Trick
Gabby is the suede elbows for this team's tweed jacket; she holds it together, protects it from some scary things, and in general makes it that much more comfortable and fun to use. She checks/counters a multitude of things that would cause my team troubles, including Gyarados (the original bane of this team), Gengar, and bulkier DD Salamences (which seemed to always run juuuust enough bulk to survive a Scizor bullet punch and kill back with fire blast, then rampage the rest of the team). She's also pretty much my only way to kill scarfed Rotom-A, which is a problem because she's weak to ghost, so she can't switch in without a significant amount of risk. The spread is self-explanatory. Draco Meteor dents things, Surf gives great neutral coverage and dispatches Heatran, Trick cripples walls, and Thunderbolt is there over other coverage moves to strike down Gyarados, even after a DD.
She saves my ass all the time, so she's named for a TA for Econ 110 who saved my ass with an econ paper that I had no idea how to outline.

Scizor@Choice Band: Quinn
Adamant; 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Spe
-Bullet Punch
-U-Turn
-Superpower
-Pursuit
Really, what team doesn't like having a Choice Band Scizor? This is general is just a great scout and revenge-killer. It rounds out a good number of weaknesses, most importantly to Tyranitar, Latias, Gengar, Celebi, and non-lead Azelf. I don't really know what else to say about it, but really, it's so commonly used, what hasn't been said about it?
Mr. Quinn taught the honors economics class that I took in high school. He's a super teacher, and he turned me on to the pursuit of economics. I'm going to go punch myself in the face now.

Salamence@Life Orb: Prof. McCann
Hasty; 68 Atk / 252 SpA / 188 Spe
-Outrage
-Earthquake
-Draco Meteor
-Fire Blast
Oh, how wonderful MixMence is. Draco Meteor and Outrage put huge dents in a lot of things, and Earthquake and Fire Blast hit things that the huge Dragon STABs don't. The EV spread here is the only thing on this team with even a modicum of originality. I was originally using the standard New Mixmence spread, but I didn't like how slow it was, so I read up on the analysis to see what I could take liberties with. It turns out the spread was made with Cresselia in mind, which not only has decreased immensely in usage since the onset of this set, but is also a welcome sight for this team, because Jirachi treats it as set-up bait. Max Special Attack because Draco Meteor is my main form of attack here. A +Speed nature and 188 speed EVs to outspeed most standard base 100s that run +Speed and 176, plus enough to outrun various degrees of "clever" spreads designed to outrun the same things; rest gets dumped into Attack. The decreased offenses aren't really a problem; they still OHKO and 2HKO the important walls with the relevant moves, most importantly SkarmBliss (Standard Skarm is OHKOd with Fire Blast and gets KOed by -2 Fire Blast after switching in on Draco Meteor, and Blissey is 2HKOed by Outrage) and Gyarados (which is OHKOed by Draco Meteor after Stealth Rock). More importantly, the speed lets this Salamence outrun a lot of things people think it shouldn't, such as CM Jirachi, CB Flygon, offensive Celebi variations, and all +Speed base 90s.
Named for Prof. McCann, my advisor, who, despite not actually being in the Economics department, is incredibly helpful (especially early/mid-way in my college career, just as Mixmence is especially so in the early/mid game), and is rather intimidating.

Gyarados@Leftovers: Prof. Adelstein
Adamant; 72 HP / 252 Atk / 184 Spe
-Waterfall
-Earthquake
-Stone Edge
-Dragon Dance
Oh, how wonderful Gyarados is; I'm still finding out how many teams I face are Gyara-weak. He hits incredibly hard and compliments the rest of the team nicely; he takes on Infernape that come for Empoleon, Scizor that try to prey on Latias and Salamence, and many fire attacks aimed at Jirachi and Scizor. Just like Scizor, I don't really have much to say about Gyara that hasn't been said before. 184 speed to outspeed all +speed base 115s and slower after a Dragon Dance, max Attack, and the rest in HP for bulk. He holds Leftovers because he's a bulkier than many expect, and Earthquake makes the cut over Ice Fang because the latter doesn't 2HKO Celebi after one Dragon Dance without a Life Orb.
Named for Prof. Richie Adelstein, the professor for Econ 110, the first college economics class I took. He's easily my favorite professor so far. Gyarados gets his name because, just like Adelstein, he's being around forever, doing the same thing for years and years, and is the best at it. Also because they're both made of awesome.

Jirachi@Leftovers: Prof. Masami
Timid; 252 HP / 80 SpA / 176 Sp
-Flash Cannon
-Thunderbolt
-Substitute
-Calm Mind
He goes down stairs, alone or in pairs, and devastates teams all around: A star, a star! From close or afar, everyone knows it's Jirachi!
Just like with Gyarados above, I'm finding out more every day how many teams have a Sub/CM Jirachi weakness, especially those which use Blissey as their main or only answer to special sweepers. He turns a lot of things that annoy this team, including Blissey, Vaporeon, and the aforementioned Cresselia, into setup bait. Another thing that's great about him is that he can switch in after a death mid-game and, because he doesn't show lefties recovery at the end of the turn, he can bluff a Choice Scarf set. It works like a charm, over and over, as people switch in their Scarf Jirachi checks right into a substitute, forcing them to switch again and giving Jirachi another free turn. It does everything I was hoping for, and more.
Named for my professor for Econ 300 (basically, stats) because they're equally quirky and idiosyncratic, and because Jirachi's slow, methodical setup mirrors Masami's slow and methodical teaching style.
----
So, there's the team. It has one glaring weakness that I know of: Electric-type moves. I have a lot of trouble dealing with fast/powerful or bulky Thunderbolt users. More specifically, the biggest problem pokemon are Agility Metagross, which are hard to kill and almost always carry Thunderpunch; Choice Scarf Magnezone, which typically comes in on Scizor and makes itself a pain for the rest of the battle; and, most of all, any Rotom-A, which is powerful enough to cause problems and bulky enough to not be brushed aside easily. It doesn't help that my only electric resist, Latias, is also weak to Ghost. The worst thing for me to see is a scarfed Rotom appliance, because it outspeeds everything but Latias, which it hits hard with Shadow Ball, and hits everything else hard with Thunderbolt. If anyone can help fix this without drastically changing the team, I'll be ecstatic.
There's my team, my current pride and joy. Rate it, hate on it, steal it if you wish. If you do steal it, please tell me, because that will absolutely make my day.
Credit, where art credit is due: Thanks to PokemonElite2000.com for their vast repository of sprites, massive thanks to aragornbird and his site arkeis.com for massive collection of Pokemon drawing that I drew from for this RMT.
Rate away!