Team Lolwut?

[Mufasa]

I don't like stall, and i don't like fighting stall either. So here comes a hyper offensive team that can deal with a lot of popular threats.
At a glance

Closer Look:

I Kill leads (M) @ Lum Berry
Ability: No Guard
EVs: 232 HP/248 Atk/12 Spd/16 SDef
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Dynamicpunch
- Bullet Punch
- Payback
- Ice Punch

Intro: Best Anti-lead ever. This guy rips through a lot of common leads, and gets momentum going on my side at the beginning.
EV: The ev's allow it to take any kind of azelf's physic and payback+bullet pawnch it back for the kill.
Moves: Dynamic punch for the confusion and pure power, bullet for priority, payback for ghosts, and ice punch for annoying salamences that switch in with intimidate.

Scizor @Leftovers
Ability: Technician
Evs: 4 Hp, 252 atk, 252 speed
Adamant nature(+atk,-spatk)
-Swords Dance
-Bullet Punch
-Brick Break
-Bug Bite

Intro: Not a choice band scizor. This guy can switch into a lot of things and trick them up, because they'll except a really strong pursuit or BP, and they get a swords dance up in their face.
EV: Pure power, not much to say.
Moves: Swords dance, cuz it's a swords dance scizor, BP for priority, brick break over superpower for staying power and bug bite for stab and killing latias.

Great Wall of China@Light clay
Ability: Levitate
Ev: 252 hp, 152 atk, 8 def, 96 spdef
Relaxed Nature

-Reflect
-Gravity
-Explode
-Gyro ball
Intro: A twist from the standard bronzong screener. This usually goes reflect, grav, explode. Gyro ball is to screw up fast stuff that tries to ddance on it.
Ev: A decent amount of bulk
Moves: Not much to say except about gravity. Gravity is used for....

Not a salamence@Choice band
Ability: Levitate
Ev:4 hp, 252 atk, 252 speed
Adamant Nature
-Earthquake
-Dragon claw
-Outrage
-UTurn

Intro: Something I consider to be very underrated, and constantly overshadowed by salamence becomes one of the main pieces of my team.
Ev: Pure power
Moves: After gravity and explode, this guy gets three turns of earthquakes that can hit anything. After choice band and STAB, earthquake 2HKO's almost everything in the game, messing up skarmory extra hard because of it's steel typing. Other moves are for when i know they have a sceptile or some other grass type and predict the switch in, or when gravity isn't in effect.

I Kill Steels@Choice scarf
Ability: Magnet Pull
Nature:Naive
Ev:4 atk, 252 spatk, 252 speed
-HP fire
-Thunderbolt
-Flash Cannon
-Explode

Intro: A great steel killer. Generally, magnezone does not need to switch moves because the pokemon that it's fighting doesn't change.
Ev: Pure power
Moves: This can destroy scizor with hp fire, kill non-scarf heatran with thunderbolt, and even come back in and explode! Flash cannon is for annoying tyranitars. This guy makes a great partner to the next guy who is...

Salamence@Choice specs
Ability: Intimidate
EV:4 def, 252 spatk, 252 spe
Modest nature
-Hydro Pump
-Flamethrower
-Draco Meteor
-Earthquake

Intro-Suprise suprise. This guy will generally come in on a physical threat and use a draco meteor, or whatever move is appropriate to hit the other team.
Ev: Pure power
Moves: Draco meteor is the power move, while hydro pump and flamethrower give good coverage. EQ is for blissey that repeatedly try to switch in, as well as scarfran.

And there's my team. While there are some unorthodox strategies, I've been ladder testing the team and it's pretty solid. Please read and rate. Hope you enjoyed!

 

[Mufasa]

Reserved for threat list

 

[SatiSuicune]

(By the way, HO doesn't have Choice items in the team, that's a nono, and also, HO teams should usually have an Azelf with DS support and then 5 sweepers that are of either physical or special, with maybe a mixed sweeper somewhere and then the 5 sweepers have stat uppers... now onto the rate) Your team is pretty weak to DD Mence/New Mixmence and Magnezone combo. Fire Blast kills off Bronzong, and Magnezone, Draco Meteor takes care of Flygon/Salamence, and Outrage takes care of Flygon/Salamence; Magnezone also takes care of Scizor/Bronzong with HP Fire and killing them off goodbye! (Note: Machamp is your only bet to Salamence which it might be dead by then...) To remedy this, you should exchange Flygon with a Latias, since this team is most likely an offensive team (not HO, this team doesn't fit HO) and you need something that can come in after you sacrifice a Pokemon and kill Salamence off with a STAB Draco Meteor/Dragon Pulse from Latias, here's a good set:

Latias @ Choice Scarf (to outspeed DD Mence and all OU Pokemon without stat boosts)
Timid/Modest
Levitate
Draco Meteor
Surf
Thunderbolt
Trick
This thing can outspeed almost everything in OU (Besides Pokemon with choice scarf like Starmie or POkemon with agility) and can revenge kill Salamence also. This Latias will also help with dealing against Infernape, who can kill most of your Pokemon also. I hope my rate helped and good luck with your team!

 

[Swords]

Can you explain to me.... Salamence's EV Distribution? You're throwing away his BST 135 Atk here! fufufu.... very interesting... it would've been good if it were more... mixed.... you're totally throwing away Atk... MODEST NATURE?
How about

Salamence @ Leftovers
138 Atk, 118 SpA, 252 Spe
Naive/Mild
-Roost
-Dragon Claw
-Fire Blast/Draco Meteor
-Hydro Pump

Other than that, I love the indiviudality: taking strong Pokemon, and making unpredicatble sets for them, to destroy other Pokemon!
This team was well thought.... I love those who dont play seriously and copy Smogon sets at the same time.

 

[ginganinja]

Lol you ahte stall yet your current team is very weak to skarm Bliss. Scizor is handled by Rotom, Skamory handles Flygon and Wish Bliss handles salamence and Magnetzone, it uses Protect and you lose with Magnetzone. Besides most blissey are bold or run large amounts of defense therefore Bliss should survive and live to fight another day. I also find this amusing as you have perhapes the greatest stall breaker in the game and made it almost complately walled by Blissey.

WEll running Mixmence handles stall pretty well so go with that over Specs Mence. If you are losing screans then run DD mence.

 

[Mufasa]

Thanks for the feedback guys.

I guess I'll consider a mixmence set over specs, because it hasn't really been generating the surprise i was hoping for.

The problem with replacing flygon with latias is that it ruins the grav combo.
Maybe i'll run latias over something else tbd