Team Oxiclean
RIP Billy Mays: 1958-2009
You will be missed
General Banter:
What this product does for the team:
Sweeping, just got easier
Orange Glo-Cresselia
Item: Light Clay
Nature: Bold (+Def, -Att)
EVs: (252 HP, 252 Def)
Ability: Levitate
-Light Screen
-Reflect
-Thunder Wave/Lunar Wish
-Ice Beam
What this product does for my team:
Its so easy even your kids can do it
The Handy Switch-Rotom-H
Item: Choice Scarf
Nature: Timid (+Spe, -Att)
EVs: (252 Spe, 252 SpA)
Ability: Levitate
-Thunderbolt
-Shadow Ball
-Trick
-Overheat
And you'll never have to switch in ever again
Kaboom-Tyranitar
Item: Choice Band
Nature: Adamant (+Att, -SpA)
EVs: (168 HP, 252 Att, 88 Spe)
Ability: Sand Stream
-Stone Edge
-Pursuit
-Aqua Tail
-Earthquake
A Moment of Silence (Don't read if you don't want to):
As you some of you may know as of a June 28 Billy Mays was found dead at his house in Tampa, Florida. You may have seen him in one of his many informercials as the guy who was practically yelling at you to buy the product. He also has a show (Which kicks ass btw) "PitchMen" which he hosts alongside Anthony Sullivan which just finished its first season. In honor for him I will be using the name "RIP Billy Mays" for the next couple of months on Shoddy. I was saddened by the news as he was really an awesome person and the amount of passion he put into his commercials is legendary and will be remembered forever.

RIP Billy Mays: 1958-2009
You will be missed
General Banter:






In honor of Billy Mays I decided I would make a team with all the nicknames being references to popular products he pitched, and whats not more popular than Oxiclean, so I wanted a good cleaner with a blue color scheme. In search of a main sweeper noticed the usage of Empoleon was pretty low, which is sad because I think he could be one of the best late game cleaners out there. The team attempts to set-up passive damage in Toxic Spikes, Stealth Rock, and Sandstorm in order to wear down my opposition and then bring in Empoleon when everything is poisoned to prepare to sweep. Changes will be in red.
0x Weak to SR
2x Resistant to SR
4x Immune to Toxic Spikes and 1 can absorb it
2x Immune to Spikes
3x Immune to SS
2x Choice Users
Weaknesses:
2 Weak against Grass 1 of which is 4X Weak, 1 Resistance
1 Weak to Fire, 2 Resistant
2 Weak to Fightning, 1 Immune, 1 Resistant
2 Weak to Ghost, 1 Immune, 1 Resistant
2 Weak to Ground, 2 Immune
2 Weak to Dark, 2 Resistant
1 Weak to Steel, 1 4X Resistant
0 Weak to Poison, 2 Resistant, 1 Immune
1 Immune to Normal, 2 Resistant
1 Weak to Water, 2 Resistant
2 Weak to Psychic, 1 Immune, 2 Resistant
0 Weak to Dragon, 1 Resistant
2 Weak to Bug, 2 Resistant
1 Weak to Electric, 1 Immune, 1 Resistat
0 Weak to Rock, 2 Resistant
1 Weak to Flying, 2 Resistant
0x Weak to SR
2x Resistant to SR
4x Immune to Toxic Spikes and 1 can absorb it
2x Immune to Spikes
3x Immune to SS
2x Choice Users
Weaknesses:
2 Weak against Grass 1 of which is 4X Weak, 1 Resistance
1 Weak to Fire, 2 Resistant
2 Weak to Fightning, 1 Immune, 1 Resistant
2 Weak to Ghost, 1 Immune, 1 Resistant
2 Weak to Ground, 2 Immune
2 Weak to Dark, 2 Resistant
1 Weak to Steel, 1 4X Resistant
0 Weak to Poison, 2 Resistant, 1 Immune
1 Immune to Normal, 2 Resistant
1 Weak to Water, 2 Resistant
2 Weak to Psychic, 1 Immune, 2 Resistant
0 Weak to Dragon, 1 Resistant
2 Weak to Bug, 2 Resistant
1 Weak to Electric, 1 Immune, 1 Resistat
0 Weak to Rock, 2 Resistant
1 Weak to Flying, 2 Resistant
Get on the ball:
Zorbeez-Roserade
Item: Focus Sash
Ability: Natural Cure
Nature: Timid (+Spe, -Att)
EVs: (252 SpA, 252 Spe)
-Sleep Powder
-Grass Knot
-HP Fire
-Toxic Spikes

Zorbeez-Roserade
Item: Focus Sash
Ability: Natural Cure
Nature: Timid (+Spe, -Att)
EVs: (252 SpA, 252 Spe)
-Sleep Powder
-Grass Knot
-HP Fire
-Toxic Spikes
To kick the team off is Roserade, I needed something that can set-up Toxic Spikes and Foretress just wasn't going to cut it since he was so damn slow, while Tentacruel was just meh. Then I stumbled upon this gold, it almost always gets a TS down while its Poison typing may let me switch him back in to absorb my opponent's TS if he manages to switchout safely. The set is pretty standard, Grass Knot for STAB, HP Fire for Foretress who try to Rapid Spin and Sleep Powder to incapitate threats. How Roserade fairs against most leads:
-I lose against. I'm forced to switch to Tar and Pursuit it.
-Grass Knot eats him for breakfast
-Put him to sleep then set-up Toxic Spikes and if he is still sleeping, poke at him with HP Fire
-Sleep him and proceed to 2HKO with Grass Knot
-He Taunts, I GK for the 2HKO. In a sense he wins
-Fail against him, but then again most leads do. I just switch to Pert and Roar away their pathetic attempts to BP
-Outsped then put to sleep. I usually KO him since I don't want to risk him waking up then getting that all inportant Ingrain down.
-Ouch! He hurts and nothing on the team likes his attacks. I usually switch to Tar immediatly to break his Sash while they Fake Out. I then switch to Cresselia to set-up screens and then switch to Gengar to finish the job since SS should have weakened him enough.
-HP Fire= No Christmas this year
- Grass Knot makes quick work of him.
-Sleep Powder him and proceed to kill him with Grass Knot. 2HKO on non-bulky varients while I must suffice with a 3HKO on bulky versions.











What this product does for the team:
Sets down Toxic Spikes which is much need for Empoleon to sweep since it lets me stall out Vaporeon and Blissey not carrying Heal Bell (The majority of them).
For only 19.99:
Mighty Putty-Swampert
Item: Leftovers
EVs: (240 HP, 252 Def, 18 SpA)
Ability: Torrent
Nature: Relaxed (+Def, -Spe)
-Ice Beam
-Earthquake
-Stealth Rock
-Roar

Mighty Putty-Swampert
Item: Leftovers
EVs: (240 HP, 252 Def, 18 SpA)
Ability: Torrent
Nature: Relaxed (+Def, -Spe)
-Ice Beam
-Earthquake
-Stealth Rock
-Roar
My second set-up for entry hazards and my answer to a Tar that has gotten a few too many DDs in. I wanted something that was bulky, could set-up SR, and Roar and Swampert does this all excellently. Now I know what you guys are thinking "Cupcake! Your not packing a Water move you idiot!" well I really wanted Roar and SR on the moveset while Earthquake should be set in stone for all Swamperts, but I really needed a way to fight against Mence and Nite. Roar is there to spread Toxic like a whore and gives me an answer to BP teams (Fuck you Ninjask)
What this product does for the team:
First and primarily I need to get SR down without the Pokemon being to frail so Mamoswine didn't work. I was also having problems with BP teams so Swampert keeps them in check by phazing them away. I also needed a counter against Tyranitar which rips my team apart if he is able to set-up DDs. Lastly the nice surprise factor of Roar+SR is nice when a cocky Gyrados comes in expecting to set-up.
Sweeping, just got easier

Orange Glo-Cresselia
Item: Light Clay
Nature: Bold (+Def, -Att)
EVs: (252 HP, 252 Def)
Ability: Levitate
-Light Screen
-Reflect
-Thunder Wave/Lunar Wish
-Ice Beam
Probably the most expandable member of my team. Cresselia is there to soften up blows to my Empoleon when he constantly subs but more importantly it weakens priority moves against him which could be deadly at >25%. Ice Beam so I don't become a sitting tank against Mence and other dragons alike. I'm really torn between using either Thunder Wave or Lunar Wish. On one hand I can incapitate levitators on the other hand Lunar Wish can completly heal Empoleon if I had to switch when he was weak, plus it also extends the amount of turns Empoleon has behind the screens. Currently I'm running Lunar Wish but that is subject to change.
What this product does for my team:
She weakens priority moves on Empoleon and heals him with Lunar Wish in case I messed up my sweep. Thats pretty much it, I don't exactly remember why I put her on the team. It hasn't been doing bad but at the same time it hasn't been doing anything extraordinary.
Its so easy even your kids can do it

The Handy Switch-Rotom-H
Item: Choice Scarf
Nature: Timid (+Spe, -Att)
EVs: (252 Spe, 252 SpA)
Ability: Levitate
-Thunderbolt
-Shadow Ball
-Trick
-Overheat
Replaced ScarfGar since Scizor could really slap this team around. Has STAB Thunderbolt too. Trick further cripples Blissey and Overheat to catch Scizor and Foretress. He serves as my spin blocker and has a nice surprise factor since many expect the bulky sets, caught numerous Gengars off guard.
What this product does for the team:
What this product does for the team:
Allows me to keep entry hazards my team so much depends on. It is my immediate answer to Gyrados which can be a major problem to my team if he gets 2-3DDs in. Replaced Gar because I can actually KO Foretress now instead of eating a Gyro Ball like I did before.
And you'll never have to switch in ever again

Kaboom-Tyranitar
Item: Choice Band
Nature: Adamant (+Att, -SpA)
EVs: (168 HP, 252 Att, 88 Spe)
Ability: Sand Stream
-Stone Edge
-Pursuit
-Aqua Tail
-Earthquake
I love BandTar, it hits like a tank with that obscenly high Attack stat. I wanted to run both Aqua Tail and Earthquake dropping Crunch since most opposing trainers will never keep something weak to Dark against Tar thus diminishing alot of Crunch's use. Everything else is pretty obvious. EVs give outspeed other standard ChoiceTar's running 80 speed spread.
What this product does for my team:
I needed something that could punish Latias as the bulky CM versions can outstall my Empoleon. I also needed to get SS set-up so breaking down walls will become that much easier. Tar is my real answer to anything frail that attempts so switchout, he is a firm member on the team and has served his job well.
I guarantee it
Oxiclean-Empoleon
Item: Petaya Berry
Nature: Modest (+SpA, -Att)
Ability: Torrent
EVs: (252 SpA, 24 Hp, 232 Spe)
-Surf
-Grass Knot
-Agility
-Substitute

Oxiclean-Empoleon
Item: Petaya Berry
Nature: Modest (+SpA, -Att)
Ability: Torrent
EVs: (252 SpA, 24 Hp, 232 Spe)
-Surf
-Grass Knot
-Agility
-Substitute
The star of the show and as the name suggests, probably one of the best cleaners out there. Standard SubAgility variant with Grass Knot as an answer to Suicune. EVs give just enough to outspeed ScarfCross. Really, when he gets to set-up, he is invisible people just aren't prepared for him.
Team Building Process:
I really wanted to try my hand with Empoleon. I chose to run Grass Knot over Ice Beam so bulky waters will no longer stall me thus I would that I didn't need a full fledged Water counter, but I needed a way to take down Vaporeon and Blissey who would otherwise wall the entire set.
In comes Roserade to save the day. He sets up Toxic Spikes crippling Vaporeon and Blissey allowing Empoleon to stall them out with subs. I this point I realize Latias can eat this team inside out
In comes loveable CBTar to punish mean old Latias with Pursuits. Plus he sets up SS with further wears downs things like Blissey. At this point I learn that if Gyrados or Tyranitar are able to get 1DD in than I will be in trouble.
I bring in ScarfGar to remedy this problem. Gyrados fears Tbolt while TTar will fall against Focus Blast. Plus I can Trick the Scarf onto Blissey further crippling that fat whore. Now that I have a good offensive core down I want to get SR down. Something bulky and can take Tar down since I don't trust Focus Blast's accuracy.
Who better do that than Swampert. He can shrug off most of Tar's hits and retaliate with EQ. I also wanted someone who can Roar so 1. I don't have to worry about crappy BP teams and 2. I can spread Toxic Spikes like a bitch. I think you guys may have noticed a DDMence weakness I also realized that priority moves can really hamper Empoleon's sweep so I needed something that can set-up screens and take out Mence.
In comes Cresselia, a Poke I swore I would never use due to its the amount of anger it caused me in the past. +1 Outrage from Mence fails to KO and I can 1HKO back with Ice Beam. She gets the screens set-up and Lunar Wishes to Empoleon if I had to abruptly end his sweep. But really shes just a filler until I find something better
Mock, steal, but remember to rate since I worked my ass off for 3 hours making this. So, are you on the ball?
Replaced Team Members:
The Handy Switch-Gengar
Item: Choice Scarf
Nature: Timid (+Spe, -Att)
EVs: (252 Spe, 252 SpA)
Ability: Levitate
-Shadow Ball
-Thunderbolt
-Trick
-Focus Blast
Served as my spin blocker but was replaced by Rotom since Scizor ate him up. He really couldn't do much to Foretress even though he was supposed to block him.
Testing:
Orange Glo-Latias
Item: Light Clay
Nature: Timid (+Spe, -Att)
EVs: (252 Spe, 252 HP)
Ability: Levitate
-Reflect
-Light Screen
-Draco Meteor
-Wish
In to replace Cresselia since all she really does is screen then die. With Latias I can have dualscreens and a wishpasser. She can actually hit stuff with Draco Meteor unlike Cresselia's measly Ice Beam. It also takes care of MixApe which was a huge thorn on my team. Only reason I haven't officially put her in the team is that Scarfgon could prove to be a problem.

I really wanted to try my hand with Empoleon. I chose to run Grass Knot over Ice Beam so bulky waters will no longer stall me thus I would that I didn't need a full fledged Water counter, but I needed a way to take down Vaporeon and Blissey who would otherwise wall the entire set.


In comes Roserade to save the day. He sets up Toxic Spikes crippling Vaporeon and Blissey allowing Empoleon to stall them out with subs. I this point I realize Latias can eat this team inside out



In comes loveable CBTar to punish mean old Latias with Pursuits. Plus he sets up SS with further wears downs things like Blissey. At this point I learn that if Gyrados or Tyranitar are able to get 1DD in than I will be in trouble.




I bring in ScarfGar to remedy this problem. Gyrados fears Tbolt while TTar will fall against Focus Blast. Plus I can Trick the Scarf onto Blissey further crippling that fat whore. Now that I have a good offensive core down I want to get SR down. Something bulky and can take Tar down since I don't trust Focus Blast's accuracy.





Who better do that than Swampert. He can shrug off most of Tar's hits and retaliate with EQ. I also wanted someone who can Roar so 1. I don't have to worry about crappy BP teams and 2. I can spread Toxic Spikes like a bitch. I think you guys may have noticed a DDMence weakness I also realized that priority moves can really hamper Empoleon's sweep so I needed something that can set-up screens and take out Mence.






In comes Cresselia, a Poke I swore I would never use due to its the amount of anger it caused me in the past. +1 Outrage from Mence fails to KO and I can 1HKO back with Ice Beam. She gets the screens set-up and Lunar Wishes to Empoleon if I had to abruptly end his sweep. But really shes just a filler until I find something better
Mock, steal, but remember to rate since I worked my ass off for 3 hours making this. So, are you on the ball?
Replaced Team Members:

The Handy Switch-Gengar
Item: Choice Scarf
Nature: Timid (+Spe, -Att)
EVs: (252 Spe, 252 SpA)
Ability: Levitate
-Shadow Ball
-Thunderbolt
-Trick
-Focus Blast
Served as my spin blocker but was replaced by Rotom since Scizor ate him up. He really couldn't do much to Foretress even though he was supposed to block him.
Testing:

Orange Glo-Latias
Item: Light Clay
Nature: Timid (+Spe, -Att)
EVs: (252 Spe, 252 HP)
Ability: Levitate
-Reflect
-Light Screen
-Draco Meteor
-Wish
In to replace Cresselia since all she really does is screen then die. With Latias I can have dualscreens and a wishpasser. She can actually hit stuff with Draco Meteor unlike Cresselia's measly Ice Beam. It also takes care of MixApe which was a huge thorn on my team. Only reason I haven't officially put her in the team is that Scarfgon could prove to be a problem.