Been a couple years since I was last on the competitive scene. Used to play back when chomp was still OU and the metagame wasnt so sporadic. This is a shoddy oriented team I created and its literally been tearing through everything because its simply not something you would expect. This is played on a ladder where Salamence and Latias are considered OU ( Im freaking out that mence is somehow uber now ).
Team Unorthodox!






In Depth
Ninja ( Ninjask )
Jolly, Focus Sash
Speed Boost
176hp/252atk/80spe
- Protect
- Baton Pass
- X-Scissor
- Swords Dance

Jolly, Focus Sash
Speed Boost
176hp/252atk/80spe
- Protect
- Baton Pass
- X-Scissor
- Swords Dance
I know this may seem like a generic lead dating back to the old ADV days, but this thing is an essential core to the sweeping ability of this team. The odd numbered hp so it's able to come in on stealth rocks twice and the jolly/minimum speed ev investment to outrun 90% of the metagame with a choice scarf ( After one speed boost, the entire metagame is outrun ). Protect is so i can get two to three ( Depending on what I feel like doing ) speed boosts in along with a swords dance to pass off. X-Scissor for the generic STAB move running off a respectable 90 attack stat with a large EV investment is nothing to scoff at. Essentially this team automatically wins unless the other team has a lead with the following attributes :
- A priority move -
- Sleep/Paralyzing status move -
- A phazing move ( Does not necissarily have to be the lead ) -
- INSANELY lucky freeze hax -
- Sleep/Paralyzing status move -
- A phazing move ( Does not necissarily have to be the lead ) -
- INSANELY lucky freeze hax -
Ive found those traits to be very uncommon which is why ive literally been tearing through everything. This leads into the pokemon which this pokemon supports.
The Machine ( Metagross )
Adamant, Leftovers
Clear Body
252atk/40spe/216spd
- Earthquake
- Explosion
- Meteor Mash
- Zen Headbutt

Adamant, Leftovers
Clear Body
252atk/40spe/216spd
- Earthquake
- Explosion
- Meteor Mash
- Zen Headbutt
The main killing machine of this team. If even one swords dance gets passed to gross ( Along with two speed boosts gaurunteed, three if I simply outplay the person, which is more than half of the time :P ) say goodbye to your entire team. Gaurunteed ( Barring your entire team has protect/detect and inflicts burn status on me SOMEHOW ). Attacks coming off an 810 attack stat that cover literally the entire metagame spell an end for whatever team I happen to play against. After two speed boosts get passed along, it outspeeds a standard ninjask so anything without a choice scarf and at least 280 speed is finished. The synergy between meteor mash and earthquake cover essentially everything, and zen headbutt surprises rotom which is meta's main counter with an OHKO. It also OHKO's gyara with SR support ( Can OHKO without it as well ) which is another big issue for gross' sweep abilities. Nothing can truly counter this if it happens except skarmory with whirlwind presuming I dont have stealth rock support, in which case its a 2HKO before it can phase me out ( Standard spec def skarm ).
Star Support ( Starmie )
Timid, Leftovers
Natural Cure
252hp/252spe/4spatk
- Rapid Spin
- Recover
- Thunderbolt
- Surf

Timid, Leftovers
Natural Cure
252hp/252spe/4spatk
- Rapid Spin
- Recover
- Thunderbolt
- Surf
Star of the show. Gives the essential bulk this team needs as well as its support to one of its main flaws, stealth rocks ( Spikes too ). Timid with max speed to outrun pretty much everything. Leftovers for health bulk. Rapid spin to support the rest of my team. Rapid spin is so vital if the initial strategy of ninjask/meta gets thwarted for some reason so I can attempt it later in the game to clean up the rest of my opponents team. Thunderbolt/Surf for a great deal of coverage and a reliable STAB move running off a respectable spatk base stat. Switches into heatran with ease and scares it right off ( Heatran would be an issue for this team otherwise ).
What On Earth? ( Uxie )
Bold, Leftovers
Levitate
252hp/68def/188spd
- Knock Off
- Stealth Rock
- Thunder Wave
- Psychic

Bold, Leftovers
Levitate
252hp/68def/188spd
- Knock Off
- Stealth Rock
- Thunder Wave
- Psychic
Now I know what you're thinking, but let me explain. This thing has proven to be bulk - zilla. I was playing with only 252hp ev's for the longest time and it was still tanking everything out, it's going to be even better now that ive added the defensive spread. 353hp/344def/343spd is going to be a pain for anybody to take out even if this doesnt have access to a recovery move, and leftovers only adds to the bulk. Knock off to ruin essential opponent strategies. Stealth rock support for obvious reasons and to give meta the gaurunteed OHKO on everything if it comes to that point. Thunderwave to spread potentially the most annoying status ever and psychic for a reliable STAB move if for some reason its appropriate to let this thing stick around. This has some issues with ground types, but that's what the rest of the team is for right? This pokemon is seldom seen which is why it's so threatening in a support role. People just don't know what to expect.
Clean Up Crew ( Salamence )
Mild, Choice Scarf
Intimidate
252hp/252spatk/4spe
- Draco Meteor
- Fire Blast
- Hyrdo Pump
- Outrage

Mild, Choice Scarf
Intimidate
252hp/252spatk/4spe
- Draco Meteor
- Fire Blast
- Hyrdo Pump
- Outrage
Standard clean up mence. People expect a ddmence or something along those lines, but they never see a hybrid choice scarf, specs mence, blissy mind trick killing machine. Draco meteor to destroy anything that doesnt resist it and or hasnt made a significant EV investment. Fire blast for steels which resist meteor and a decent chance for putting physical attackers out of comission. Hydro pump for any heatran or fire types who think they can get comfy coming in on the two prior moves and outrage for when i mind trick any blissies to come out after seeing that i might be a specsmence. Great for cleaning up and revenge killing, provides my main mixed pokemon with special care pertaining to the raw special attack power i need.
This pokemon has been changed, just havent updated this yet ( Trying scarf flygon at the moment )
Timid, Choice Specs
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24def/252spatk/232spe
- Dark Pulse
- Thunderbolt
- Ice Beam
- HP Fighting

Timid, Choice Specs
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24def/252spatk/232spe
- Dark Pulse
- Thunderbolt
- Ice Beam
- HP Fighting
This is my undecided pokemon on my team. Im really looking for another physical attacker, or something which can allow me to wall a few things slightly better, but for now this is what im using. 300 Speed stat with this nature which outruns maxed out base 100s with a neutral nature. Special attacks coming off 552 spatk ( 828 with a download boost ) is tremendous considering the moveset covers everything in the metagame. Nothing can switch into this and feel comfortable about surviving. Ghosts and psychics are annhilated by dark pulse. Bolt beam for superior coverage only resisted by a handfull of select pokemon. HP fighting to top off anything that isnt covered. At a bare minimum, neutral damage on everything. Pretty much OHKO's or 2HKO's the entire metagame. Unfortunatley, if a scarfed fighting move comes my way, this thing is like a glass cannon, im sure you know where this is going. So im really looking to replace this to take care of some obvious counters to parts of this team and prefferably add another physical attacker since I have plenty of special bulk.
Anyway rate this and tell me what you think. This teams main strategy is to force the ninjask/meta combo to happen no matter what, and even if it doesnt, its going to be terribly difficult to take care of the rest of the team even if ninjask gets wrecked. I really want to replace porygon with another physical tool, but nothing has really fit the bill quite yet.
Current team statistics :
65 Wins, 14 Losses - 82.3% Win Ratio
Fluctuates between 80 - 85%
65 Wins, 14 Losses - 82.3% Win Ratio
Fluctuates between 80 - 85%
Four losses have been from pure luck hax, but ive counted them anyway. One person managed to get four freezes in a row on me with an ice punch dusknoir lol...
Please, feel free to leave team opinions and a solution to my porygon z problem. I mean proygon does its job and it does it well, but i feel I could push this team even further if I had a solid physical monster to add on. Id also like to raise an interesting discussion about how meta should be banned to Ubers as well :P