The Legend Run: (Exclaimer) The Planet Fury

[Frosty]

Agro (Aurumoth) @ Expert Belt

Agro used to be a calm Pokemon, but quickly grew to be a psychopathic mess of a Pokemon. There is a mutual respect between trainer and Pokemon, but very little else. Agro does not have a Pokeball, and only shows up when Aftae calls upon him for battle.

♪♪♪

Aurumoth [♂] [Agro]
Types: Bug/Psychic
Abilities: Weak Armor / No Guard / Illusion (✓)
Nature: Quiet (+Special Attack, -Speed, -Evasion)
Stats:
HP: 110
Atk: 5
Def: 4
SpA: 6 (+)
SpD: 2
Spe: 81 (-10% Evasion)
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 5
Base Rank Total: 23
EC: 9/9
MC: MAXED (5 CC BONUS)
AC: 5/5
Attacks: 85/85
Ally Switch
Ancient Power
Attract
Blizzard
Bug Bite
Bug Buzz
Close Combat
Confide
Confusion
Counter
Cut
Dazzling Gleam
Disable
Double Team
Dragon Dance
Dream Eater
Echoed Voice
Electro Web
Facade
Feint
Fell Stinger
Final Gambit
Flash
Fling
Focus Blast
Frustration
Giga Impact
Hail
Healing Wish
Heal Pulse
Helping Hand
Hidden Power Ground
Hydro Pump
Hyper Beam
Ice Beam
Icy Wind
Infestation
Light Screen
Magic Coat
Magic Room
Megahorn
Ominous Wind
Overheat
Protect
Psychic
Psych Up
Psyshock
Quiver Dance
Rain Dance
Recycle
Reflect
Rest
Retaliate
Return
Role Play
Round
Safeguard
Secret Power
Shadow Ball
Shock Wave
Silver Wind
Skill Swap
Sleep Talk
Solar Beam
Steel Wing
String Shot
Struggle Bug
Substitute
Sunny Day
Surf
Swagger
Tackle
Tail Glow
Telekinesis
Thunder
Thunderbolt
Toxic
Trick
Water Pulse
Will-o-Wisp
Wing Attack
Wish
Wonder Room
X-Scissor
Zen Headbutt

Aftae (Gardevoir) @ Gardevoirite

Aftae is the most loyal and arguably the strongest of Elizabeth's Pokemon, having been training together for as long as they can remember. Nearly every single excursion or mission Elizabeth undertakes, Aftae follows.

Aftae and Elizabeth are effectively sisters.

♪♪♪

Gardevoir [♀] [Aftae]
Types: Psychic/Fairy
Abilities: Synchronize / Trace / Telepathy (✓)
Nature: Timid (+Speed, -Attack, +Accuracy)
Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: 2 (-)
Def: 3
SpA: 5
SpD: 4
Spe: 92 (+10% Accuracy)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 21
EC: 9/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Mega Gardevoir

Gardevoir [♀] [Aftae]
Types: Psychic/Fairy
Abilities: Pixilate / Synchronize / Trace / Telepathy (✓)
Nature: Timid (+Speed, -Attack, +Accuracy)
Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: 2 (-)
Def: 3
SpA: 7
SpD: 5
Spe: 115 (+15% Accuracy)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 25

Attacks:
Ally Switch
Attract
Body Slam
Calm Mind
Captivate
Charge Beam
Charm
Confide
Confuse Ray
Confusion
Dazzling Gleam
Defense Curl
Destiny Bond
Double Edge
Double Team
Disable
Disarming Voice
Draining Kiss
Dream Eater
Echoed Voice
Encore
Endure
Energy Ball
Facade
Fire Punch
Flash
Fling
Focus Blast
Frustration
Future Sight
Giga Impact
Grass Knot
Growl
Grudge
Headbutt
Heal Bell
Healing Wish
Heal Pulse
Helping Hand
Hidden Power Ground
Hyper Beam
Hyper Voice
Hypnosis
Ice Punch
Icy Wind
Imprison
Light Screen
Lucky Chant
Magical Leaf
Magic Coat
Magic Room
Mean Look
Memento
Mimic
Misty Terrain
Moonblast
Mud Slap
Natural Gift
Nightmare
Pain Split
Protect
Psychic
Psych Up
Psyshock
Rain Dance
Recycle
Reflect
Rest
Return
Round
Safeguard
Shadow Ball
Shadow Sneak
Shock Wave
Signal Beam
Sing
Skill Swap
Sleep Talk
Snatch
Snore
Stored Power
Substitute
Sunny Day
Swagger
Swift
Synchronoise
Taunt
Teleport
Thief
Thunderbolt
Thunder Punch
Thunder Wave
Torment
Toxic
Trick
Trick Room
Will-O-Wisp
Wish
Wonder Room

Arche (Greninja) @ Expert Belt

Greninja [♀] [Arche]
Types: Water/Dark
Abilities: Torrent / Protean (✓)
Nature: Naive (+Speed, +Accuracy, -Special Defense)
Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: 3
Def: 3
SpA: 4
SpD: 2 (-)
Spe: 141 (+23% Accuracy)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 21
EC: 9/9
MC: MAXED (+4 CC)
AC: 5/5
Attacks: 74/74
Acrobatics
Aerial Ace
Attract
Bestow
Blizzard
Bounce
Bubble
Camouflage
Confide
Cut
Dark Pulse
Dig
Dive
Double Team
Echoed Voice
Extrasensory
Facade
Feint Attack
Fling
Frustration
Giga Impact
Grass Knot
Growl
Gunk Shot
Haze
Hidden Power Fairy
Hydro Cannon
Hydro Pump
Hyper Beam
Ice Beam
Ice Punch
Icy Wind
Lick
Low Kick
Mat Block
Mind Reader
Mud Sport
Night Slash
Pound
Power Up Punch
Protect
Quick Attack
Rain Dance
Rest
Return
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Role Play
Round
Scald
Secret Power
Shadow Sneak
Sleep Talk
Smack Down
Smokescreen
Snatch
Snore
Spikes
Spite
Strength
Substitute
Surf
Swagger
Taunt
Thief
Toxic
Toxic Spikes
U-turn
Waterfall
Water Pledge
Water Pulse
Water Shuriken
Water Sport

Miere (Togekiss) @ Scope Lens

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Miere has always been a very cruel and sadistic Pokemon. He takes extreme pleasure in crippling and demoralizing his opponents. Elizabeth has always been concerned for his habits, but in the end, just lets him have his way. Last thing she wants is for Miere to turn back and give her the same treatment.

♪♪♪

Togekiss [♂] [Miere]
Types: Fairy/Flying
Abilities: Hustle / Serene Grace / Super Luck (✓)
Nature: Modest (+Special Attack, -Attack)
Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: 1 (-)
Def: 3
SpA: 6 (+)
SpD: 4
Spe: 80
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 20
EC: 9/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5
Attacks:
After You
Air Cutter
Air Slash
Ancient Power
Aura Sphere
Baton Pass
Bestow
Charm
Counter
Dazzling Gleam
Defog
Detect
Double Edge
Double Team
Dream Eater
Echoed Voice
Encore
Endeavor
Endure
Extrasensory
Extreme Speed
Fairy Wind
Fire Blast
Flamethrower
Fly
Focus Punch
Follow Me
Future Sight
Giga Impact
Grass Knot
Growl
Heal Bell
Heat Wave
Helping Hand
Hidden Power Ground
Hyper Beam
Incinerate
Light Screen
Magic Coat
Magical Leaf
Metronome
Mimic
Mirror Move
Morning Sun
Nasty Plot
Protect
Psychic
Psycho Shift
Psyshock
Reflect
Rest
Roost
Safeguard
Shadow Ball
Shock Wave
Signal Beam
Sky Attack
Sleep Talk
SoftBoiled
Solar Beam
Stored Power
Substitute
Sweet Kiss
Tailwind
Thunder Wave
Toxic
Trick
Wish
Yawn
Zap Cannon

Backpack

3x Potion
2x Super Potion
1x Hyper Potion
3x Ether
1x Elixir
2x Revive
1x Full Heal
5x Cherish Ball
8x Dream Ball
2x Ultra Ball
1x Heal Ball

1 Expert Belt (Aurumoth)
1 Gardevoirite (Gardevoir)
1 Expert Belt (Greninja)
1 Scope Lens (Togekiss)

"Here we are, The Planet's Fury! Arcane in architecture and strange in setting, the Planet's Fury is a place of legend and myth, ironically seated in the bustling downtown of the artificial island city of Alto Mare."

"Its origins are as murky as the waters it sits on. Some time ago, a storm caused a massive evacuation of the city; inundating it and preventing anyone from entering for weeks on end. After the water receded and the clouds cleared, this structure was found to have forced its way up from underneath the tides and the foundations of the city. Resourceful as they were, the people simply chose to rebuild around it, and now it's a mundane part of the Alto Mare skyline."

"Rumormongers speak of guardians that cruise the night skies, keeping the peace in Alto Mare, and tie these stories to the appearance of the Planet's Fury. It's said that they guard something within the walls of the alien construct, and that the doors will open only to those whom they wish to see."

<I think that man is trying to bore us to death...>

"Shush, he might hear you."

"Hmph. Well, here is the entrance, so please leave your sharp knives, bazookas and whips here. Also, I need to ask you: do you reeeeaaally want to enter? It is pretty weird and mean inside..."

Player Options:

a) Specify opening team and enter The Planet's Fury
b) Go to the beach instead

Exclaimer

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[Exclaimer]

Obviously I want to enter! This place looks...

.. the peach? I've already had like five peaches.

< The /beach/, Liz. >

Oh! Well screw this place, lets go surfing and swimming and build sand castles!

< You were specifically called here to take on this challenge, we've no time to -- >

See you later Frosty!

< ... She'll be back in an hour once she realizes she never bought any sunscreen. >

a) Enter the Planet's Fury

@ Gardevoirite

@ Scope Lens

@ Expert Belt

 

[Frosty]

"6591 mississipi.....6592 mississipi.....6593 mississipi....6594 mississipi...."

"Wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!"

"You told me it only take an hour."

<I stand corrected>

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

"nevermind" <nevermind>

"Anyway, we will enter The Planet Fury right now. We will enter straight on the Bizarre Foyer, so I suggest you get your pokeballs ready."

"Why is it called 'bizarre foyer'"

"...I can't possibly explain it as well as it should be explained. You better look for yourself..."


You enter the foyer, and...

This room is opulently furnished, if... strange. Physics don't seem to work quite right here—furniture floats freely or rests on walls or ceilings. You can pass through without any ill effects or strange interactions, but not everything around you follows the same rules you do. A Seadra swims through the air freely. A Dragonair coil around free-floating chairs. They turn to you and move as if to aggress. You get ready to respond, hopeful that your attacks will function correctly.

Arena

• Arena Type: Structure
• No water source is present.
• Each round, RNG amongst all of the actions being used. That action fails in a way up to the referee, incurring no penalties or En consumption. Hydro Pump might shoot daisies instead of water, or Substitute might produce sunglasses instead of a decoy. Only one action can fail in this way each roud.

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Seadra

(M) @ Water Gem
Nature: Mild (-Def, +SpA)
Type: Water
Abilities: Poison Point / Sniper / Damp (H)

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2 (-)
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 85
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 16

EC: 4/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks:
Agility
Brine
Bubble
Bubble Beam
Dragon Dance
Dragon Pulse
Focus Energy
Hydro Pump
Leer
Smokescreen
Twister
Water Gun

Disable
Flail
Muddy Water
Outrage
Razor Wind

Bounce
Dive
Endure
Icy Wind
Signal Beam

Bide
Brine
Double Team
Protect
Substitute
Flash Cannon
Surf
Sleep Talk
Blizzard
Hidden Power Ghost
Hyper Beam

Dragonair

Dragonair

(F) @ Light Clay
Nature: Modest (-1 Atk, +1 SpA)
Type: Dragon
Abilities: Shed Skin / Marvel Scale (H)

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 2 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 70
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 18

Item Drop:
Dragon Gem

EC: 4/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks:
Agility
Aqua Tail
Dragon Dance
Dragon Rage
Dragon Rush
Dragon Tail
Hyper Beam
Leer
Outrage
Safeguard
Slam
Thunder Wave
Twister
Wrap

Aqua Jet
Dragon Pulse
Extremespeed
Light Screen
Mist

Draco Meteor
Endure
Flamethrower
Icy Wind
Thunderbolt

Bide
Ice Beam
Protect
Reflect
Substitute
Surf
Blizzard
Sleep Talk
Hyper Beam
Thunder
Incinerate

|

"Intruders! Open the insanity gates! Flood them away!" | "I will freeze you to your death!"

Seadra: Surf [GEM] - Muddy Water [GEM]
IF Asleep THEN Sleep Talk (Surf - Muddy Water - Blizzard - Icy Wind) AND push back​

Dragonair: Blizzard - Incinerate
IF asleep THEN Sleep Talk (Blizzard - Icy Wind - Incinerate - Flamethrower (Aurumoth)) AND push back


Player orders

Exclaimer

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[Exclaimer]

Ugh, fine Aftae, I'll do the thing with the building.

< Good. >

I wonder if I can battle while applying aloe lotion to my sunburns....

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[Mega Evolve] Hyper Voice -- Hyper Voice

If Togekiss uses Fly A1 and misses, then Hyper Beam (Dragonair) A2.

Fly (Dragonair) -- Dazzling Gleam

If Dragonair is KO'ed when Togekiss would act A2, then Air Slash (Seadra) A2.

Ice Beam (Dragonair) -- Ice Beam (Dragonair)

 

[Frosty]

Calcs

NOTE: I am doing this: Garde -> Togekiss -> Greninja -> Seadra -> Dragonair -> Garde -> Togekiss -> Greninja -> Seadra -> Dragonair

Foyer: 4 (Seadra A1)

ACTION 1!

Greninja used Ice Beam! (-7en)
Crit: 15
Effect: 4
Damage: (9+3+2+1.5)*1.5= 23.25hp

Gardevoir used Hyper Voice! (-6en)
Crit: 10 8 1
Damage:
vs Dragonair: (9*0.75+3+2+5.5)*1.5= 25.87
vs Seadra: (9*0.75+3+2+7)= 18.75hp

Seadra used Turf!
nope

Togekiss flew up high! (-5en)

Dragonair used Blizzard! (-8en)
Hit: 6 80 (miss greninja)
Crit: 3 1
Effect: 6 7
Damage:
vs Gardevoir: (11*0.75-1.5)= 6.75hp
vs Greninja: miss

Togekiss used Fly (Dragonair)! (-5en)
Hit: 33 (yes)
Crit: yes
Damage: (9+3+3+3-3)= 15hp

ACTION 2!

Greninja used Ice Beam! (-10en)
Crit: 10
Effect: 2
Damage: 23.25hp

Dragonair fainted!

Gardevoir used Hyper Voice! (-8en)
Crit:12
Damage:
vs Seadra: (9+3+2+7)= 21hp

Seadra used Muddy Water! (-6en)
Hit: 35 45 37 (yes)
Crit: 8 14 10
Effect: 4 3 5 (yes on gardevoir)
Damage:
vs Togekiss: (9*0.75+3+3)= 12.75hp
vs Gardevoir: (9*0.75+3+3-1.5)= 11.25hp
vs Greninja: (9*0.75+3+3+3)= 15.75hp

Togekiss used Air Slash! (-5en)
Hit: 55 (yes)
Crit: yes
Damage:
vs Seadra: (8+3+3+4.5)= 18.5

Status

Hp: 82
En: 86
2/3/7/5/115
Other: -1acc
Item: rainbows

Hp: 84
En: 83
3/3/4/2/141
Other:
Item: Expert Belt

Hp: 87
En: 85
1/3/6/4/80
Other:
Item: Scope Lens

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - BENCH - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - -

there is an aurumoth here. Try to see it. Make a real effort.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - VS - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - -

ded dragonair

Hp: 32
En: 94
3/2/4/2/85
Other:
Item: Water Gem (2/3)

You ordered your pokemon to attack. While the foyer could prove to be a nuisance, you did the rational thing and just added more violence to the mixture. No harm in beating the pokemon a bit more than you should, right?

You heartless being.

Also, Seadra probably mixed up its role in the battle and instead of a surf, it made a

Surf and Turf


*drools*

Player Orders


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[Exclaimer]

< Ha, that dragon is dead as fuck. >

It's not uh... well it might be...

... Go and kill the other one I guess? Would make it really easy for me.

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Swift -- Shock Wave (all @ seadra)
If Seadra uses P/E, then Chill and push back actions. [once]
If Seadra is under the effects of Endure and Togekiss is not in the charging stage of Solar Beam, then Hyper Beam (Seadra) and push back actions. [once]

Shock Wave -- Magical Leaf (all @ seadra)
If Seadra uses P/E, then Chill and push back actions. [once]
If Seadra uses Endure, then Solar Beam (Seadra) and push back actions. [once]

Grass Knot -- Aerial Ace (all @ seadra)
If Seadra uses Endure, then Toxic (Seadra) and push back actions. [once]
If Seadra is under the effects of Endure A2, and is not Toxic Poisoned, then Toxic A2.

 

[Exclaimer]

Frosty , reminder bump.

 

[Frosty]

"ouch."

Endure - Surf [GEM]

Calcs

Foyer: 2/8 (Togekiss A1)

ACTION 1!

Seadra used Endure! (-15en)

Togekiss is charging its Lazor!

Greninja used Toxic! (-7en)

Gardevoir used Hyper Beam! (-9en)
Hit: 100/100 (it missed by around a mile?)
But it missed!

Togekiss is still charging!

Togekiss overheated!

ACTION 2!

Greninja used Grass Knot! (-5en)
Crit: 2 (no)
Damage: (5+3+3+2)*1.5= 19.5hp

Gardevoir used Swift! (-3en)
Crit: unneeded
Damage: Seadra endured the hit!

Seadra used Surf! (-6en)
Crit: 10 15 13
Damage:
vs Togekiss: (9*0.75+3+3)= 12.75hp
vs Gardevoir: (9*0.75+3+3-1.5)= 11.25hp
vs Greninja: (9*0.75+3+3+3)= 15.75hp

Togekiss used Shock Wave! (-4en)
see above

Seadra lost 1hp due to toxic!

Seadra fainted!

Status

Hp: 71
En: 74
2/3/7/5/115
Other:
Item: rainbows

Hp: 68
En: 71
3/3/4/2/141
Other:
Item: Expert Belt

Hp: 74
En: 81
1/3/6/4/80
Other:
Item: Scope Lens

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - BENCH - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - -

there is an aurumoth here. Try to see it. Make a real effort.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - VS - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - -

ded dragonair

Hp: KO
En: KO
3/2/4/2/85
Other:
Item: Water Gem (2/3)

"Hey good, you defeated them."

"Where were you?"

"Not important :). Want to tend your team before we leave?"


Manage your team

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[Exclaimer]

I've a sneaking suspicion that you're trying to lead the audience on to something that I'm not aware of.

< Liz, can you stop trying to pretend you're in a movie and you're self aware? >

But it's fun. Arche, you get a potion for your efforts.

< Nifty. >

 

[Exclaimer]

Frosty reminder bump

 

[Frosty]

Status

Hp: 71
En: 74
2/3/7/5/115
Other:
Item: rainbows

Hp: 88
En: 71
3/3/4/2/141
Other:
Item: Expert Belt

Hp: 74
En: 81
1/3/6/4/80
Other:
Item: Scope Lens

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - BENCH - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - -

there is an aurumoth here. Try to see it. Make a real effort.

Backpack

2x Potion
2x Super Potion
1x Hyper Potion
3x Ether
1x Elixir
2x Revive
1x Full Heal
5x Cherish Ball
8x Dream Ball
2x Ultra Ball
1x Heal Ball
1 Expert Belt (Aurumoth)
1 Gardevoirite (Gardevoir)
1 Expert Belt (Greninja)
1 Scope Lens (Togekiss)

"Let's see what luck has in store for you."

"What do you mean by that? Don't you know where we are going to?"

"This facility is constantly changing. Not even I know precisely where is each room or else sending you to a trap would be that much easier"

"What did you say?"

"Nothing :)"

<Hmmm...>

"Anyway, let's open the door. It seems that we will enter..."

"ACHOOO"

<Gesundheit.>

"...thank you. Argh, this is the Musty Library. I loathe this place. Waste of space"

"Why? Is it dangerous?"

"For you? Probably not. But you better check it out for yourself."

In this room, shelves and shelves of books cover the walls, as far as you can see. Pulling one down to peruse it, you find an unintelligible scrawling within. The scratching of scribing can be heard from within, somewhere in the maze of shelves. The air is thick with paper fibers and dust, but you can still make out the stairs to the next floor down the aisle. The source of the writing catches your interest, however, and could be some manner of boon to your team.

Player Options
1) Investigate the scribing.
2) Ignore the scribing.

Exclaimer

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[Exclaimer]

Ew, books. I came here to... I don't remember. But not to read books!

2) Ignore the scribing.

 

[Frosty]

Deciding to avoid the chance of losing yourself to the maze of strange journals, you continue on your way. The scratching eventually fades out as you reach the stairs. Looking back one last time, you find all of the books have vanished. No scratching can be heard and no shelves can be seen, and the room has returned to a much smaller and utterly empty state. Bewildered, you decide to move on before you, too, vanish into thin air.

Manage your team

Exclaimer
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[Exclaimer]

Chaaaaaarge!

< Elizabeth you're gonna go STRAIGHT into a trap like that! >

Continue as is.

 

[Frosty]

I probably should have mentioned that in the LoA: I don't actually intend to leave the TLRs due to the LoA, as the DQ interval here matches well enough with my reduced activity/motivation. Doesn't stop you from asking for subrefs tho, but regardless, I intend to finish them, even if at a slower pace than usual.

"Alright, milady! I will continue on through this door only to fiiiiind..."

"ACHOOOO!"

<Gesundheit.>

"...are you alergic to everything known to man?"

"And some things known only to llama yeah. shittyness in special drives my nose mad. Anyway, this here is the obtuse garden. The polen and I don't mix up very well."

"That totally makes sense now. Not."

"Oh buzz off. Anyway, you should totally send out your mons to keep you safe here :)"

"Ok. *sends out Gardevoir, Greninja and Togekiss*"

"wow that was easy ^_^. Good Good, now you should move forward into the white this convenient featureless round room where everything is white. Creativity at its finest!"

<I don't think you should do th-->

"ONWARDS!!!!"

Confident, you take a mere step forward. As soon as you begin to move, the floor beneath you rises rapidly! Before you can respond, you find yourself several dozen feet in the air, atop a wide section of wall. More importantly, you and your Pokémon have become separated from each other! You, on this wall, are divided from them by a pale blue field, while they are each divided by these sudden white walls. Looking around, you see stairs rising from this newly-grown maze. But how do you get your team from here to there?

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Arche approaches a fork in its road. You can't see where the forks lead; they're covered. Do you advise the left fork, or the right?

Player Options:
1) Indicate the left fork.
2) Indicate the right fork.

Exclaimer
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[Exclaimer]

I don't mind. I like your flavor more anyways, would be a shame to keep going without it.

< I can see the exit if I go right, Elizabeth. >

Left!

< Can't hear me. Damn. >

1) Left fork.

< Where did Frosty go? >

 

[Frosty]

Meanwhile in a particularly white corner of the garden...

"Now that they are busy, it is my chance!"

*looks left* "..."

*looks right* "..."

"Where the hell is the bathroom here!?!? This place is so white @_@."


Back at where it matters



Archie enters the tunnel and almost immediately emerges from the other side. Relieved that there were no tricks, you continue onward.


Miere approaches a fork in its road. You can clearly see a jagged, rocky path and a smooth, metallic path. Which do you advise?

Player Options:
1) Indicate the rocky fork.
2) Indicate the metallic fork.

Exclaimer

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[Exclaimer]

< Oh no it's my turn. >

Hm... Miere, are you immune to rock attacks, or ground attacks?

< Maybe if I reverse psychology on her...

Rock attacks! >

Okay! Rocky path it is!

1) Rocky fork.

 

[Frosty]

Miere enters the rocky path and seems to find itself going through a long maze. Miere eventually comes out the other side of the maze unscathed, but it seems to have lost 20 En trying to get through the rocky maze.

"For the record that is like the first time I ever saw this room doing something productive."

"Where were you?!"

"Trust me, you don't wanna know."

- - -

Arche approaches a fork in its road. You can't see where the forks lead; they're covered. Do you advise the left fork, or the right?

Player Options:
1) Indicate the left fork.
2) Indicate the right fork.

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[Exclaimer]

And also, how the hell did you get up on this wall?!

1) Left.

 

[Frosty]

gotta love when the rng makes you copy and paste

Archie enters the tunnel and almost immediately emerges from the other side. Relieved that there were no tricks, you continue onward.

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"I am a ghost You are very curious, you know? There is a shortcut through the bathroom. The bad part is that only one of the walls have the door, so it is kinda hard to locate it."

"..."

"what? don't trust me? I am completely trustworthy :)."



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Miere approaches a fork in its road. You can clearly see a jagged, rocky path and a smooth, metallic path. Which do you advise?

Player Options:
1) Indicate the rocky fork.
2) Indicate the metallic fork.

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[Exclaimer]

A shortcut to on top of the wall? That's just silly... "dungeon" design? Whatever you'd call this place. Oh well.

< AAAHHHH I'M LOST, HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE! >

1) Rocky fork.

 

[Frosty]

Miere enters the rocky path and seems to find itself going through a long maze. Miere eventually comes out the other side of the maze unscathed, but it seems to have lost 20 En trying to get through the rocky maze.

"Whoa, deja vu!"

"How come the same thing always happens?"

"Blame the RNG."

"What do you mean by 'RNG'? Is this a game?!"

"Oh no, I mean RNG as in...uh...Remote Nuisance Generator inc. It was the company that created this maze :)"

"hmmmm..."

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Arche approaches a fork in its road. You can't see where the forks lead; they're covered. Do you advise the left fork, or the right?

Player Options:
1) Indicate the left fork.
2) Indicate the right fork.

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[Exclaimer]

This room is so boring! Arche, go left again...

 

[Frosty]

Archie enters the tunnel and does not come out for quite some time. Just as you really begin to worry, you see signs of movement at another, very distant tunnel. Archie is there, but seems to have lost 20 En from taking the scenic route.

"Hey look! a different room! Aren't you excited about it?"

"No."

"Weren't you complaining of things getting repeated? Man, I don't seem to understand women..."

Status

Hp: 71
En: 74
2/3/7/5/115
Other:
Item: rainbows

Hp: 88
En: 51
3/3/4/2/141
Other:
Item: Expert Belt

Hp: 74
En: 41
1/3/6/4/80
Other:
Item: Scope Lens

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there is an aurumoth here. Try to see it. Make a real effort.

Manage your Team

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