
Hello, and welcome to the "MARCU5theBAW5 Experience". Are you experienced? If you aren't, this is the place to be. After hearing my boy Marcufive complain one too many times about not being in the shoutouts of NU RMT's, I decided to make an RMT revolving directly around him.
MARCU5theBAW5 (Gorebyss) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Swift Swim
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 8
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Hidden Power [Grass]
- Shell Smash
Marcufive (Kabutops) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Swift Swim
Happiness: 8
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: 0 SpA
- Waterfall
- Stone Edge
- Knock Off
- Swords Dance
awesomarcus (Pachirisu) (M) @ Damp Rock
Ability: Volt Absorb
Happiness: 8
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Nuzzle
- Super Fang
- Rain Dance
- Volt Switch
Cursam (Mantine) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Swift Swim
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 8
EVs: 196 HP / 88 SpA / 216 SpD / 8 Spe
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Air Slash
- Mud-Slap
- Rain Dance
5WABeht5UCRAM (Liepard) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Prankster
Happiness: 8
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
IVs: 0 SpA
- Knock Off
- Encore
- Rain Dance
- U-turn
baw5's brother (Mawile) (M) @ Damp Rock
Ability: Intimidate
Happiness: 8
EVs: 248 HP / 248 Def / 12 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 SpA
- Super Fang
- Rain Dance
- Stealth Rock
- Baton Pass
Ability: Swift Swim
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 8
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Hidden Power [Grass]
- Shell Smash
Marcufive (Kabutops) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Swift Swim
Happiness: 8
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: 0 SpA
- Waterfall
- Stone Edge
- Knock Off
- Swords Dance
awesomarcus (Pachirisu) (M) @ Damp Rock
Ability: Volt Absorb
Happiness: 8
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Nuzzle
- Super Fang
- Rain Dance
- Volt Switch
Cursam (Mantine) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Swift Swim
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 8
EVs: 196 HP / 88 SpA / 216 SpD / 8 Spe
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Air Slash
- Mud-Slap
- Rain Dance
5WABeht5UCRAM (Liepard) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Prankster
Happiness: 8
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
IVs: 0 SpA
- Knock Off
- Encore
- Rain Dance
- U-turn
baw5's brother (Mawile) (M) @ Damp Rock
Ability: Intimidate
Happiness: 8
EVs: 248 HP / 248 Def / 12 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 SpA
- Super Fang
- Rain Dance
- Stealth Rock
- Baton Pass
I decided to run a rain team, because who doesn't like taking advantage of Swift Swim?

First off we've got Gorebyss. I ran Shell Smash, Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, and HP Grass. Water/Ice/Grass is basically the best offensive coverage in the game, rivaled only by Normal/Fighting/(Ghost/Dark). Pretty great coverage right there, and pretty standard, just like a bad reader in the ghetto.

Next off we have Kabutops. All pretty standard stuff. I went with Swords Dance as the fourth move just because my other set up sweeper, Gorebyss, is pretty frail, so it's nice to have two capable Mons, just like how it's nice to have two chopsticks, as opposed to one.

The next Mon is pretty heat, with Se Jun Spark himself. Pachirisu does a lot of things right, and very little wrong, asides from being an unviable Mon. With Electric immunity, and Nuzzle, Pachirisu was sure to be a hindrance to the opposing team. Super Fang helped chunk down tanks, and Volt Switch is really nice to play off of your opponents forced plays.

Mantine is a really fun Pokemon to use. It is not as good as it could be with it's 4x weakness, and with no recovery outside of Rest, but it still is a great Mon. I ran a very unmeta set, with Mud Slap. Mud Slap is a terrible move that I am surprised I don't see more often on low ladder, probably because most of the kinds of players that would run Mud Slap are either afraid of Smogon

Liepard is a must on any weather team (asides from Sand, and Hail, which aren't real weathers.) It's Focus Sash, and should be Damp Rock, but I am bad, and all my replays have Focus Sash, so that's what's listed. Adamant because an extra 4% damage on Knock Off is nice I guess.

Mawile is like, a defensive tank. But it can also be used offensively. And really, it's not that tanky. We all know that defensive Mawile is a thing though, and at this point, I needed a defensive tank. Enter, Mawile.
Mawile's should all be girls because Mawile is based off of the futakuchi-onna, or two mouthed woman. The kanji for it is 二口女. The first one is two, the second one mouth, and the third kanji is woman. The futakuchi-onna is a yokai, or Japanese monster, and it is very disturbing. It basically comes from the stereotype of woman not eating enough. The most common way sourced to create a futakuchi-onna is something along the lines of a step-mom not giving her step-children enough food to live, and giving everyone else enough food to live. Then she becomes a futakuchi-onna. This is because the step-children die, and their spirits go into the woman's head, and create an extra mouth. This mouth will eat all the food the woman wants to eat, and will basically force her to starve. If she doesn't feed it, it will create extremely noisy screams, and cause her physical pain. It has an extremely huge appetite, and always wants more food. Moral of the story, child abuse is bad.
As I was originally saying, all Mawile's should be girls, but MARCU5 has a weird brother.

Rocky Helmet Ferroseed, low ladder, hax, Klinklang, hazard stacking, missing Super Fang's, Toxic Spikes, Chicken Pass, Bulk Up Hitmonchan, Haunter, and good players.
Versus Based Loser
Versus Some low ladder guy who can't use Hitmonchan properly
Versus Some guy who used Haunter
Versus Rocky Helmet Ferroseed
Versus Xrn476
Versus Thatwackycruton
Versus ThirdEyeOpen
Versus ThirdEyeOpen (the rematch of the century)
Versus Pokedots
Versus Dentricos
Versus iplaytennislol
Versus MARCU5theR4PP3R (best match 2015)
Versus Some low ladder guy who can't use Hitmonchan properly
Versus Some guy who used Haunter
Versus Rocky Helmet Ferroseed
Versus Xrn476
Versus Thatwackycruton
Versus ThirdEyeOpen
Versus ThirdEyeOpen (the rematch of the century)
Versus Pokedots
Versus Dentricos
Versus iplaytennislol
Versus MARCU5theR4PP3R (best match 2015)
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Without you guys, none of this would have been possible.
Without you guys, none of this would have been possible.