The Most Broken/Deadly Team ever

[nygerman]

Black and White has brought in new toys. There always people like me abusing the game. This set that I'm about to show you is extremely deadly. Although it is not extremely consistent, it can certainly rip apart unprepared teams.
My team revolves around Sandera and his ability, Shadow tag. With this team, I can rip apart by seting up on a scarfed fighting/normal/ground attack. +6 speed and sp atk= guarreenteed win for me.


Lopunny (F) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Limber
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Switcheroo
- ThunderPunch
- Return
- Jump Kick

Simple, straight forward. Switcheroo the lead. If Machamp is the lead, the game is already over.


Jirachi @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Serene Grace
EVs: 80 HP / 252 Atk / 176 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Trick
- Iron Head
- Thunder Wave
- U-turn
Another trick slave. But this time, if the opponent switches, I just U-turn to something else.


Chandelure (M) @ Leftovers/Balloon
Trait: Shadow Tag
EVs: 252 HP / 228 Def / 28 SDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
- Calm Mind
- Shadow Ball
- Flame Charge

This thing is evil. One wrong play and your team is fucked. Nitro Charge and calm mind six times. Max evs +nature Blissey will get 2HKOed by hidden power. No pokemon resists his attacks in the game. This pokemon is already bulky and can take hits. Leftovers or Balloon is a difficult decision for me. Either give up endurance or gain another immunity.


Azelf @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Trick
- U-turn
- Zen Headbutt
- Fire Punch
Same as Jirachi, a trick slave


Smeargle (M) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Own Tempo
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Spore
- Baton Pass
- Trick
- Cosmic Power
This pokemon is a little more than a slave. I cosmic power a few times and then baton pass to Chandelure


Ditto @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Imposter
EVs: 255 HP / 255 Def
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Transform
Okay, Ditto is an importan member on the team. He makes sure that opposing Dittos don't sweep my team. Ditto also acts as a scout to see my opponent's moves. If I see that Shandera walls it, then I trap it



I have used this team quit a lot and the results don't surprise me. Chandelure is broken. Usually what would happen is that I trick while they KO me and then Chandelure sets up. Most of the time, the match doesn't finish. Before I finish seting up, people quit.
The only check for Shandera after set up is ditto and maybe blissey. Ditto has to be scarfed or my opponent is retarded and I probably won already. Anyways ditto is checked by my ditto and lopunny.Blissey and Chan's best bet is to T-wave, but they will get 2HKOed by Hidden power fighting.

My team is not made to be consistent, but to completely destroy unprepared teams.

I will not tolerate people stealing my team

A list of team thiefs:

 

[This Is Sparta!]

Go Balloon on Chandelure. Evilness. Get something 'quaking, BAM! switch, trap, CM up, win.

 

[Misty Swims]

I'd get a pokemon besides Azelf for another trick slave. Because if people attack it, they're never going to use Earthquake due to it knowing Levitate, and they'll definitely use a dark type move if they have it. Just seems like a bad mix if you're trying to set up Chandelure.

 

[YAYtears]

ok just watch out for CB azumarills

 

[Bloo]

3. Have some actual words in your post beyond your six Pokemon and their moves. Not following this makes your post quite boring to read and rate. All Pokemon should have a good reason for being in your team anyway, so why not post that reason? If you are having trouble with this one, start by giving an explanation for each team member. Why are they there? What role do they serve? How do you get them in? Then, give an explanation of how you would open with the team and how you would go about using it. All of these things help people rate your team and allow us to offer more helpful advice.

Your descriptions are lacking, which means you are violating the above quoted RMT rule. If you wish to remedy this problem, explain your reasoning behind each Pokemon and why they work on your team more thoroughly. Try to aim for 3-4 sentences with your descriptions. I recommend lurking through the RMT Archive in order to see examples of what we're looking for in an RMT! If you fix this problem, private message me indicating that you have done so. Once you've done that, I will unlock your thread.