So, as my first Ubers RMT, I decided I would post my team that is incredibly stupid, but still works. This team basically sums up ubers right now in my opinion, and is basically just a suicide lead, and threats. Without any further ado, lets get to the team.
Deoxys-Speed
alien Jesus (Deoxys-Speed) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Spikes
- Taunt
- Psycho Boost
Deoxys-s does what most deoxys-s do: set up hazards and die. I chose deoxys for this team as those early game hazards allow the rest of the team to get some crucial ohkos that they don't get without rocks. Taunt is there to stop lead defoggers and hinder darkrai a little, as well as stopping other hazards. Psycho boost is so deoxys isn't taunt bait.
Primal Kyogre
rain jesus (Kyogre-Primal) @ Blue Orb
Ability: Primordial Sea
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
- Origin Pulse
- Ice Beam
- Thunder
- Calm Mind
The first nuke. Primal kyogre serves as a special tank of sorts, and can set up calm minds to gain frightening power. Primal Kyogre, although powerful, has generally been the least useful member of my team, due to the primal groudons and rayquazas running around everywhere. I am currently considering changing it to scarf kyogre, but I am not sure. So far, I have yet to be able to pull off a kyogre sweep.
Primal Groudon
sun jesus (Groudon-Primal) @ Red Orb
Ability: Desolate Land
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Precipice Blades
- Fire Punch
- Stone Edge
- Rock Polish
Ah, primal Groudon. Such an amazing pokemon, and seen on almost all ubers teams now. He is my second nuke and powerful physical sweeper after I set up a rock polish. He can run through teams at a moments notice, ohkoing kyogre-primal and xerneas after damage from 2 hazards. I run speed instead of the standard bulk on groudons and kyogres for the ability to outrun and ko the opposing primal pokemon. The moveset is fairly self explanatory, with precipice blades being chosen over earthquake for the extra power.
Mega Rayquaza
wind jesus (Rayquaza-Mega) @ Life Orb
Ability: Delta Stream
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Extreme Speed
- Dragon Ascent
- Earthquake
Mega Rayquaza. The Bane of everything. The destroyer of worlds. This pokemon is the most terrifying/fun thing to face/use. It is a literal point and shoot. If it is given a free switch and can set up a swords dance, the opponent has to choose what they want to die. It is one of my main sweepers, and tears through teams all throughout ubers. Earthquake is my chosen coverage move to hit the likes of mega mawile and klefki for the ohko after an sd. Deoxys' rocks and spikes help rayquaza immensely by allowing it to act as a new extreme killer and taking out threats like scarfed zekrom or palkia.
Xerneas
fairy jesus (Xerneas) @ Power Herb
Ability: Fairy Aura
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Geomancy
- Moonblast
- Thunderbolt
- Hidden Power [Fire]
Ah, the face of xy ubers. This xerneas does what xerneas does best, set up geomancy and wreck havoc. Xerneas may have gained a new check in primal groudon (kind of), it still murders almost everything. Primal groudon is also a very good partner with geoxern as it deals with scizor, genesect, aegislash, m lucario, and jirachi with impunity. Hp fire is my chosen coverage move to hit the steel types that switch in for good damage. Thunderbolt>thunder on this set for the better accuracy.
Arceus
Jesus Jesus (Arceus) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Multitype
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- ExtremeSpeed
- Earthquake
- Shadow Force
My last sweeper, extreme killer arceus. The set is fairly self explanatory except for the lum berry, which is run to prevent burns and other pesky status which my team does not deal with well. Stealth rocks and spikes really help arceus get some ohkoes and he forms an extreme killer combo with rayquaza. Other than that, standard e killer.
Threatlist:
Mega Rayquaza: This thing threatens every team, it has no counters and pretty much no checks.
Lugia: Lugia running whirlwind is almost impossible for my team to break as my team is all setup and doesn't have any reliable status.
Conclusion: Well, this team is incredibly dumb, but it works. In oras ubers, throwing together threats just works, because they all kind of need specific counters, and not every team runs them. So please rate my terrible but okay team.
Deoxys-Speed
alien Jesus (Deoxys-Speed) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Spikes
- Taunt
- Psycho Boost
Deoxys-s does what most deoxys-s do: set up hazards and die. I chose deoxys for this team as those early game hazards allow the rest of the team to get some crucial ohkos that they don't get without rocks. Taunt is there to stop lead defoggers and hinder darkrai a little, as well as stopping other hazards. Psycho boost is so deoxys isn't taunt bait.
Primal Kyogre
rain jesus (Kyogre-Primal) @ Blue Orb
Ability: Primordial Sea
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
- Origin Pulse
- Ice Beam
- Thunder
- Calm Mind
The first nuke. Primal kyogre serves as a special tank of sorts, and can set up calm minds to gain frightening power. Primal Kyogre, although powerful, has generally been the least useful member of my team, due to the primal groudons and rayquazas running around everywhere. I am currently considering changing it to scarf kyogre, but I am not sure. So far, I have yet to be able to pull off a kyogre sweep.
Primal Groudon
sun jesus (Groudon-Primal) @ Red Orb
Ability: Desolate Land
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Precipice Blades
- Fire Punch
- Stone Edge
- Rock Polish
Ah, primal Groudon. Such an amazing pokemon, and seen on almost all ubers teams now. He is my second nuke and powerful physical sweeper after I set up a rock polish. He can run through teams at a moments notice, ohkoing kyogre-primal and xerneas after damage from 2 hazards. I run speed instead of the standard bulk on groudons and kyogres for the ability to outrun and ko the opposing primal pokemon. The moveset is fairly self explanatory, with precipice blades being chosen over earthquake for the extra power.
Mega Rayquaza
wind jesus (Rayquaza-Mega) @ Life Orb
Ability: Delta Stream
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Extreme Speed
- Dragon Ascent
- Earthquake
Mega Rayquaza. The Bane of everything. The destroyer of worlds. This pokemon is the most terrifying/fun thing to face/use. It is a literal point and shoot. If it is given a free switch and can set up a swords dance, the opponent has to choose what they want to die. It is one of my main sweepers, and tears through teams all throughout ubers. Earthquake is my chosen coverage move to hit the likes of mega mawile and klefki for the ohko after an sd. Deoxys' rocks and spikes help rayquaza immensely by allowing it to act as a new extreme killer and taking out threats like scarfed zekrom or palkia.
Xerneas
fairy jesus (Xerneas) @ Power Herb
Ability: Fairy Aura
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Geomancy
- Moonblast
- Thunderbolt
- Hidden Power [Fire]
Ah, the face of xy ubers. This xerneas does what xerneas does best, set up geomancy and wreck havoc. Xerneas may have gained a new check in primal groudon (kind of), it still murders almost everything. Primal groudon is also a very good partner with geoxern as it deals with scizor, genesect, aegislash, m lucario, and jirachi with impunity. Hp fire is my chosen coverage move to hit the steel types that switch in for good damage. Thunderbolt>thunder on this set for the better accuracy.
Arceus
Jesus Jesus (Arceus) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Multitype
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- ExtremeSpeed
- Earthquake
- Shadow Force
My last sweeper, extreme killer arceus. The set is fairly self explanatory except for the lum berry, which is run to prevent burns and other pesky status which my team does not deal with well. Stealth rocks and spikes really help arceus get some ohkoes and he forms an extreme killer combo with rayquaza. Other than that, standard e killer.
Threatlist:
Mega Rayquaza: This thing threatens every team, it has no counters and pretty much no checks.
Lugia: Lugia running whirlwind is almost impossible for my team to break as my team is all setup and doesn't have any reliable status.
Conclusion: Well, this team is incredibly dumb, but it works. In oras ubers, throwing together threats just works, because they all kind of need specific counters, and not every team runs them. So please rate my terrible but okay team.