The only good Lysandre Theory

To those of you unfamiliar with this video it is Le fishe in which the song La Vie En Rose plays over a picture of a carp in a tub. However what I am about to say may shock you, because Lysandre is secretly a metaphor for Le Fishe.

Back in December 24th 2010 this picture was uploaded to the blog Christopher's Expat Adventure. Now you might be like, "Okay asshole what does this have to do with Lysandre?" well I'll tell you. As most of you will remember Lysandre had a mega gyarados as his strongest mon. Now tell me what's gyarados' prevo? That's right it's magikarp based on a carp!

Before you say "That's just one coincidence you fucking moron!" hold on there buddy because we're just scratching the surface of this ass. After all La Vie En Rose is the song of choice in the video. Now a rose is a kind of flower, and what does Lysandre use as part of his big evil plan? That's right the ultimate weapon which is shaped like a motherfucking flower!

Now before the french speakers go "You stupid American, rose in French means pink not the flower of the same name in English!" I want you to consider that Lysandre is a white guy with red hair. What do white and red make? That's right pink or as the french say rose.

However here's the kicker Lysandre is a tech mogul who used the internet to create devices that allow people to connect with each other. Le Fishe is an internet meme popular on youtube and discord. What is discord if not a device/app that allows people to connect with each other, hmmmmmm?!

Yet I know someone is going to say "All of this Le Fishe shit didn't take off until after X and Y were released, you ignoramus." and yes you're right. However this is still true because Gamefreak has developed time machines, and thus knew in advance all of the le fishe shit and used it to form Lysandre. IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER BABY!
 
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