the smogbank

[Dead by Daylight]

hi it's your local banker.

i'm offering the following deals:

10,003 british pounds for 3 zimbabwean dollars
25.41 east caribbean dollars for 0.128 peruvian sol
1.5 * 10^23 congolese francs for 25π^Φe malagasy ariary

look at the board for other exchanges, these are our special bank offers for the day

thanks for using the SMOGBANK.

(any transfers go directly to phoopes's bank account)

ACCOUNT LIST
phoopes
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Sijih
skippergamez - in $π worth of debt
kiru - in $1 m euros worth of debt

Users banned from using the bank
MAMP - egregious rules violations
mysticmarshtomp - bank robbery
Solosis - bank robbery
The Gungeon master - daring to question the teller

 

[a fairy]

do you deal in any crypto currencies

 

[Dead by Daylight]

do you deal in any crypto currencies

we do indeed, here's our best deal:
1 megabyte = -18 belizean dollars

 

[a fairy]

1 gigabyte please

 

[Dead by Daylight]

1 gigabyte please

the debt collectors will be coming to your location tomorrow to receive your -18000 belizean dollars. thanks for your transcations

 

[Arcticblast]

do you have any free lollipops?

 

[CaffeineBoost]

peruvian sol

the champion of the raven queen?!

 

[Dead by Daylight]

do you have any free lollipops?

we here at the SmogBank do not have interest-free loans on lollipops

 

[Arcticblast]

I'll be taking my business elsewhere then, sorry

 

[Dead by Daylight]

we do offer the following exchange rate of 2 well-cooked shish kebabs for 12Φ medium-rare doner kebabs

I'll be taking my business elsewhere then, sorry

 

[Mechalico]

this sounds like a good bank to commit fraud at. please open 12 accounts in my name

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

who need they

malagasy

ate

 

[Dead by Daylight]

this sounds like a good bank to commit fraud at. please open 12 accounts in my name

ACCOUNT LIST
phoopes
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[mysticmarshtomp]

this is a robbery. give me everything youve got and i mean everything

 

[Mechalico]

this is a robbery. give me everything youve got and i mean everything

tackling you out of nowhere because i refuse to have my fraud and laundry schemes ruined by a simple robbery

 

[Dead by Daylight]

this is a robbery. give me everything youve got and i mean everything

sure, you can take the bank's crippling debt of (16L)/Ae bosnian and herzegovinian convertible marks

 

[mysticmarshtomp]

hi would like to deposit some debt in bosnian and herzegovinian convertable marks

 

[Dead by Daylight]

hi would like to deposit some debt in bosnian and herzegovinian convertable marks

you don't have an account, so you cannot deposit these bosnian and herzegovinian convertible marks

 

[Let's go shuckles]

New money laundered scheme just dropped?

 

[Dead by Daylight]

15 MINUTE SPECIAL
152π danish kroner for 0.623τ jordanian dinar
15 MINUTE SPECIAL

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

calling the Money Police... this is clearly a currency conversion bureau disguised as a bank...

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

invest in my forex trading scheme btw link in profile

 

[Dead by Daylight]

calling the Money Police... this is clearly a currency conversion bureau disguised as a bank...

we have loans but you have to give your money first

 

[RainWaiv]

15 MINUTE SPECIAL
152π danish kroner for 0.623τ jordanian dinar
15 MINUTE SPECIAL

kromer?

 

[Dead by Daylight]

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kromer?

the special ended