the smogbank

[Dead by Daylight]

hi it's your local banker.

i'm offering the following deals:

10,003 british pounds for 3 zimbabwean dollars
25.41 east caribbean dollars for 0.128 peruvian sol
1.5 * 10^23 congolese francs for 25π^Φe malagasy ariary

look at the board for other exchanges, these are our special bank offers for the day

thanks for using the SMOGBANK.

(any transfers go directly to phoopes's bank account)

 

[a fairy]

do you deal in any crypto currencies

 

[Dead by Daylight]

do you deal in any crypto currencies

we do indeed, here's our best deal:
1 megabyte = -18 belizean dollars

 

[a fairy]

1 gigabyte please

 

[Dead by Daylight]

1 gigabyte please

the debt collectors will be coming to your location tomorrow to receive your -18000 belizean dollars. thanks for your transcations

 

[Arcticblast]

do you have any free lollipops?

 

[CaffeineBoost]

peruvian sol

the champion of the raven queen?!

 

[Dead by Daylight]

do you have any free lollipops?

we here at the SmogBank do not have interest-free loans on lollipops

 

[Arcticblast]

I'll be taking my business elsewhere then, sorry

 

[Dead by Daylight]

we do offer the following exchange rate of 2 well-cooked shish kebabs for 12Φ medium-rare doner kebabs

I'll be taking my business elsewhere then, sorry

 

[Mechalico]

this sounds like a good bank to commit fraud at. please open 12 accounts in my name