the smogbank

[The Gungeon master]

Welcome to the bank, you are currently in $1 million euros' worth of debt. You have 7 days to repay it.

Can I be the debt collector?

 

[vesp]

see, we don't give out loans here unless you can afford the security deposit.

but I need the laon(all 100 dollars of it) so I can pay for my worthless son's dialysis machine for his alcoholic kidneys. yes I am not lying.

 

[chroma_2903]

what

you're telling me that a reputable and renowned banking service such as yourself does not support hypixel skyblock coins in any capacity? disgusting. i will be taking my buisness somewhere else

 

[vishy fishy]

Can I buy money

 

[Dead by Daylight]

how much

 

[vishy fishy]

A lot-ish

 

[Dead by Daylight]

A lot-ish

sure here you go

 

[Let's go shuckles]

Does this bank offer any special services like not questioning if I got the money I'm depositing through crimes?

 

[Dead by Daylight]

if the crime is good enough we won’t ask

 

[kiru]

I'd like to be hired as a banker for this company but instead id like to reverse my personal 1 million dollars worth of debt collections into zinnias and Remedy's name without them being present as a plan. Despite this not fixing the primarily debt issue, i think if you remove the "negative aspect" of this and just say "kiru is simply not eligible to be responsible" for this debt; it technically provides a realistic plan to get the bank back running. Will split the debts on a 50/50 ratio into dual accounts as bank manager is on a hour break.

 

[Remedy]

vouch

 

[zinnias]

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I'd like to be hired as a banker for this company but instead id like to reverse my personal 1 million dollars worth of debt collections into zinnias and Remedy's name without them being present as a plan. Despite this not fixing the primarily debt issue, i think if you remove the "negative aspect" of this and just say "kiru is simply not eligible to be responsible" for this debt; it technically provides a realistic plan to get the bank back running. Will split the debts on a 50/50 ratio into dual accounts as bank manager is on a hour break.

Fucking broke ass

 

[Dead by Daylight]

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I'd like to be hired as a banker for this company but instead id like to reverse my personal 1 million dollars worth of debt collections into zinnias and Remedy's name without them being present as a plan. Despite this not fixing the primarily debt issue, i think if you remove the "negative aspect" of this and just say "kiru is simply not eligible to be responsible" for this debt; it technically provides a realistic plan to get the bank back running. Will split the debts on a 50/50 ratio into dual accounts as bank manager is on a hour break.

I’ll offer you three a 2-week repayment plan at 16.5% interest