OMG I LOVE YOU Nancy Sinatra!!!!
Now down to the basics. This is your regular RMT blah blah blah. It got me a rating of 1838 on my Jowzee Shore alt (fuck you whoever took Jersey Shore, but they pronounce it the way I type it anyway so there).
The plan of the team is to abuse the beautiful SubPunch strategy to its fullest. This team uses 3 SubPunchers, and 2 of them have a somewhat unique set (and are made to abuse popular sets), but this is Thund's RMT so you probably expected that. Now stfu and look already!
Now down to the basics. This is your regular RMT blah blah blah. It got me a rating of 1838 on my Jowzee Shore alt (fuck you whoever took Jersey Shore, but they pronounce it the way I type it anyway so there).
The plan of the team is to abuse the beautiful SubPunch strategy to its fullest. This team uses 3 SubPunchers, and 2 of them have a somewhat unique set (and are made to abuse popular sets), but this is Thund's RMT so you probably expected that. Now stfu and look already!
A T A G L A N C E
"This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call it The Situation."
"I mean this situation is gonna be indescribable, you can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation."
"Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal."
Aww Mike actually looks cute here but on the show he looks like shit. He deserves a grenade. ^___^
"The Situation"
Mesprit@Choice Scarf
Ability:Levitate
Nature:Modest
EVs:4HP/252SpA/252Spe
-Trick
-Stealth Rock
-Psychic
-Grass Knot
Again, I decide to lead off with Mesprit, but why the fuck not? It does its job excellently. Gets Stealth Rock up cause it's pretty much essential and with that high Special Attack Psychic / Grass Knot disposes of many common leads; an OHKO for the most part.Now, let me get this straight. TrickScarf leads aren't useful at all if you don't know how to work it. There's no use in Trick if you just do it on the first turn. I like scouting the opponents team and Tricking the most vulnerable target or a threat that I'm weak to or can sweep my team if I'm missing a Pokemon. That's how you use Trick. And I love it baby. It definitely comes in handy against things like Curse Regirock / Cradily on Sandstorm teams as well. Trick is just very versatile.
So, Mesprits job to support my lovely SubPunchers it to beat most common leads, set-up Stealth Rock for residual damage, and Trick an opposing Pokemon that is a big threat or to help set one of my SubPunchers up.
"I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything."
"There's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel."
"My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain’t movin’ my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike… it doesn’t move! What makes you think it’s gonna move in a gelato shop?"
For some reason I loved this pic. No it's not the hotness of tattoo's; it's probably because I've never seen Pauly D not smiling and this was the first time. But I guess "that's gangsta" (like, you're such a like, asshole Ronnie!).
"Pauly D"
Spiritomb@Leftovers
Ability:Pressure
Nature:Careful
EVs:208HP/184Atk/116SpD
-Pursuit
-Sucker Punch
-Return
-Will-O-Wisp
If you're gonna abuse Focus Punch, you're obviously going to want it to be STAB'd for the maximum effect. Since two of my SubPunchers are Fighting, it's apparent there would be a good Psychic weak on my team. And it's commonly paired with Fighting, so it would hit my other SubPuncher as well. Spiritomb is here to patch up the large weakness to the major special attackers of the tier, namely Mismagius and Alakazam. The STAB Pursuit + Sucker Punch combination is lethal and helps me with many threats. Spiritomb is also my check to Swellow, because I don't have much else; but it never fails. Will-O-Wisp is to burn opposing physical attackers, and Return is my own specialty to hit Houndoom who thinks I'm set-up bait, and also hits Fighters as well. The EV's give me a decent amount of special defensive capabilities (along with a bonus point!) while the Attack lets me hit harder....and probably does something but I took it from the analysis so.... ^__^
Spiritomb's job is to patch up any weaknesses my team has. He helps my SubPunchers by making sure that if I'm not doing the sweeping just yet, I don't get swept myself!
"I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not fuck with me."
"A guidette is somebody who knows how to club it up, takes really good care of themselves, has pretty hair, cakes on makeup, has tanned skin, wears the hottest heals, pretty much they know how to own it and rock it."
"If you're not a guido then you can get the fuck outta my face."
"You just fuckin’ traumatized me Ronnie like seriously (sobs)."
Sammi, stop the fucking drama with Ronnie bro. You can do waaaaayyy better. But you're voice is annoying so don't talk as much on the show ktnx.
"Sammi"
Milotic@Leftovers
Ability:Marvel Scale
Nature:Calm
EVs:252HP/200Def/56SpD
-Surf
-Ice Beam
-Haze
-Recover
Personally, I find it hard to justify not putting Milotic on a team (well, most of them). The amount of threats she can cover is ridiculous, and she really is the best 'glue' Pokemon in the tier. Has her shortcomings, but all Pokemon do amirite? Milotic is the 'glue' on this team as well, as she covers Fire-type Pokemon really well. Surf for STAB and Ice Beam for coverage (fuck you Venu and Croak), while Haze lets her rid of any stat boosts and comes extremely handy. I've been thinking of putting Toxic in there, but I'm still rather iffy on that...Some Pokemon like Slowbro and opposing Milotic are extremely irritating to take out without the crippling effects of Toxic, so every time they annoy me in a match I just inch closer and closer to adding Toxic on her; but for now they're manageable.
So Milotic's job on the team is similar to Spiritombs, make sure the opposition doesn't sweep me before I have a chance to sweep them. She also helps wear down bulky Pokemon like Weezing and Uxie that can annoy my punchers.
"WAHHHHH WAHHHHH"
"When I woke up I was like what did I do last night? Like what did I do? I fucked up... story of my life."
"I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned."
"Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience."
I LOVE YOU SNOOKI!!! <3 Honestly though she's too chunky to be Toxicroak...would've have her be Hariyama but that's Ronnie. WAIT! I can change Jwoww > Toxicroak and Snooki > Kanga....oh well, too lazy now. >__>
"Snooki"
Toxicroak@Leftovers
Ability:Dry Skin
Nature:Jolly
EV's:4HP/252Atk/252Spe
-Substitute
-Focus Punch
-Ice Punch
-Sucker Punch
To be perfectly honest, I was going to go with Brave and 0 Speed IV's so I can always get the Focus Punch on Milotic (Ice Beam variants just break the Sub), but I decided to go with a fast version because my team is rather slow. I'm not really too fond of the SubPunch set but it fits the team well. Ice Punch and the Speed helps me nail Venusaur because it's annoying, fat, and ugly, and Sucker Punch has good synergy with Substitute. Mind games with Mismagius and Alakazam are always fun as well. Toxicroak's SubPunch set isn't used as much as it used to be, so it definitely gives me an advantage until Subsitute and Leftovers have been revealed. This is crucial as the first turn Toxicroak is out I like using this unpredictability to my advantage to obtain a free KO.
Toxicroak is usually the first SubPuncher I set out, to see what their counter to Fighting-types are. The big blob Weezing usually pops up. Toxicroak also has a nice ability and a good set of resistances, so he helps deal with specific threats. Also, he's the only user of priority on my team after Spiritomb.
"I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off."
"I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a roller coaster ride to hell."
" “I’m the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island”… with what ass? Pancake ass…"
"I’m putting Vaseline on my face, taking my earrings out, putting my hair up & I’m beating the crap out of her."
Ahh Jenni and I would be best friends. ^__^ Have you seen Jenni throw a punch! Definitely Kangaskhan material. xD And if anyone can make a gif of her socking Mike I'd love you forever. ;D
"Jwoww"
Kangaskhan@Leftovers
Ability:Scrappy
Nature:Adamant
EV's:212HP/248Atk/48Spe
-Substitute
-Wish
-Focus Punch
-Return
One of the major road blocks SubPunchers face are Ghost-types, particularly Spiritomb. Kangaskhan doesn't share this problem with Fighting-types, however, because of her Ability. Scrappy is awesome and SubPunch is one of Kangaskhan's most effective sets. Return hits incredibly hard and this set gives decent enough coverage. Wish was added over Focus Punch because it gives my team a lot of support. Wish can be passed to Mesprit, Spritomb, and my other 2 SubPunchers so they can continue their cycle. Kangaskhan can even beat Weezing if my prediction is good enough.
Kangaskhan's job is to weaken the Pokemon my opponent will use to counter my other SubPunchers. Because she can hit Ghosts, Kangaskhan can eliminate Spiritomb to help aid Toxicroak. The Wish passing is also useful to help her teammates keep dishing out Substitute's or to heal Mesprit and Spiritomb because they lack that. The HP EV's allow 101 Subs, enough Speed for 4 Speed Uxie, and the rest in Attack.
"You just take your shirt off and they come to you, it's like how a fly comes to shit."
"my number one rule; don't fall in love at the jersey shore" - yeah you kept that one dipshit
"I would give her dick and bubblegum. I would send her a picture of my dick in a pack of bubblegum & say 'chew on this."
Yeah it was hard to find good quotes of you douche bag Ron. Seriously what does Sammi see in this guy anyway? Looks like shit. Oh wait the show is fake. ^__^
"Ronnie"
Hariyama@Leftovers
Nature:Careful
Ability:Thick Fat
EV's:80HP/76Atk/252SpD/100Spe
-Substitute
-Bulk Up
-Focus Punch
-Ice Punch
Hariyama is perfectly capable of abusing shit like Spiritomb and Restalk Weezing to set up. It's quite simple really, set up a Substitute on a Pokemon that can't break your Sub in one hit, and start using Bulk Up. After a few boosts, start OHKOing everything. I went for a specially defensive spread to abuse CroTomb, Weezing, and all that good stuff. On top of that, Bulk Up increases my Defense on top of Attack, so Special Defense EV's make much more sense. I've been thinking of Payback > Ice Punch but Venusaur is annoying. EV's are for Special Bulkiness with enough Speed to outspeed 16 Speed Weezing.
Hariyama is basically my win condition Pokemon. He's usually the one setting up and sweeping the weakened opposition. Hariyama's dark resist combined with decent bulk is really helpful, and is useful for "oh shit" moments like when NPDoom crits my poor Milotic.
Thanks for looking at my RMT and I hope you all enjoyed it. And don't forget to tune in every Thursday at @ 10/9c only on MTV!!!
"This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call it The Situation."
"I mean this situation is gonna be indescribable, you can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation."
"Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal."
Aww Mike actually looks cute here but on the show he looks like shit. He deserves a grenade. ^___^
"The Situation"
Mesprit@Choice Scarf
Ability:Levitate
Nature:Modest
EVs:4HP/252SpA/252Spe
-Trick
-Stealth Rock
-Psychic
-Grass Knot
Again, I decide to lead off with Mesprit, but why the fuck not? It does its job excellently. Gets Stealth Rock up cause it's pretty much essential and with that high Special Attack Psychic / Grass Knot disposes of many common leads; an OHKO for the most part.Now, let me get this straight. TrickScarf leads aren't useful at all if you don't know how to work it. There's no use in Trick if you just do it on the first turn. I like scouting the opponents team and Tricking the most vulnerable target or a threat that I'm weak to or can sweep my team if I'm missing a Pokemon. That's how you use Trick. And I love it baby. It definitely comes in handy against things like Curse Regirock / Cradily on Sandstorm teams as well. Trick is just very versatile.
So, Mesprits job to support my lovely SubPunchers it to beat most common leads, set-up Stealth Rock for residual damage, and Trick an opposing Pokemon that is a big threat or to help set one of my SubPunchers up.
"I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything."
"There's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel."
"My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain’t movin’ my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike… it doesn’t move! What makes you think it’s gonna move in a gelato shop?"
For some reason I loved this pic. No it's not the hotness of tattoo's; it's probably because I've never seen Pauly D not smiling and this was the first time. But I guess "that's gangsta" (like, you're such a like, asshole Ronnie!).
"Pauly D"
Spiritomb@Leftovers
Ability:Pressure
Nature:Careful
EVs:208HP/184Atk/116SpD
-Pursuit
-Sucker Punch
-Return
-Will-O-Wisp
If you're gonna abuse Focus Punch, you're obviously going to want it to be STAB'd for the maximum effect. Since two of my SubPunchers are Fighting, it's apparent there would be a good Psychic weak on my team. And it's commonly paired with Fighting, so it would hit my other SubPuncher as well. Spiritomb is here to patch up the large weakness to the major special attackers of the tier, namely Mismagius and Alakazam. The STAB Pursuit + Sucker Punch combination is lethal and helps me with many threats. Spiritomb is also my check to Swellow, because I don't have much else; but it never fails. Will-O-Wisp is to burn opposing physical attackers, and Return is my own specialty to hit Houndoom who thinks I'm set-up bait, and also hits Fighters as well. The EV's give me a decent amount of special defensive capabilities (along with a bonus point!) while the Attack lets me hit harder....and probably does something but I took it from the analysis so.... ^__^
Spiritomb's job is to patch up any weaknesses my team has. He helps my SubPunchers by making sure that if I'm not doing the sweeping just yet, I don't get swept myself!
"I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not fuck with me."
"A guidette is somebody who knows how to club it up, takes really good care of themselves, has pretty hair, cakes on makeup, has tanned skin, wears the hottest heals, pretty much they know how to own it and rock it."
"If you're not a guido then you can get the fuck outta my face."
"You just fuckin’ traumatized me Ronnie like seriously (sobs)."
Sammi, stop the fucking drama with Ronnie bro. You can do waaaaayyy better. But you're voice is annoying so don't talk as much on the show ktnx.
"Sammi"
Milotic@Leftovers
Ability:Marvel Scale
Nature:Calm
EVs:252HP/200Def/56SpD
-Surf
-Ice Beam
-Haze
-Recover
Personally, I find it hard to justify not putting Milotic on a team (well, most of them). The amount of threats she can cover is ridiculous, and she really is the best 'glue' Pokemon in the tier. Has her shortcomings, but all Pokemon do amirite? Milotic is the 'glue' on this team as well, as she covers Fire-type Pokemon really well. Surf for STAB and Ice Beam for coverage (fuck you Venu and Croak), while Haze lets her rid of any stat boosts and comes extremely handy. I've been thinking of putting Toxic in there, but I'm still rather iffy on that...Some Pokemon like Slowbro and opposing Milotic are extremely irritating to take out without the crippling effects of Toxic, so every time they annoy me in a match I just inch closer and closer to adding Toxic on her; but for now they're manageable.
So Milotic's job on the team is similar to Spiritombs, make sure the opposition doesn't sweep me before I have a chance to sweep them. She also helps wear down bulky Pokemon like Weezing and Uxie that can annoy my punchers.
"WAHHHHH WAHHHHH"
"When I woke up I was like what did I do last night? Like what did I do? I fucked up... story of my life."
"I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned."
"Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience."
I LOVE YOU SNOOKI!!! <3 Honestly though she's too chunky to be Toxicroak...would've have her be Hariyama but that's Ronnie. WAIT! I can change Jwoww > Toxicroak and Snooki > Kanga....oh well, too lazy now. >__>
"Snooki"
Toxicroak@Leftovers
Ability:Dry Skin
Nature:Jolly
EV's:4HP/252Atk/252Spe
-Substitute
-Focus Punch
-Ice Punch
-Sucker Punch
To be perfectly honest, I was going to go with Brave and 0 Speed IV's so I can always get the Focus Punch on Milotic (Ice Beam variants just break the Sub), but I decided to go with a fast version because my team is rather slow. I'm not really too fond of the SubPunch set but it fits the team well. Ice Punch and the Speed helps me nail Venusaur because it's annoying, fat, and ugly, and Sucker Punch has good synergy with Substitute. Mind games with Mismagius and Alakazam are always fun as well. Toxicroak's SubPunch set isn't used as much as it used to be, so it definitely gives me an advantage until Subsitute and Leftovers have been revealed. This is crucial as the first turn Toxicroak is out I like using this unpredictability to my advantage to obtain a free KO.
Toxicroak is usually the first SubPuncher I set out, to see what their counter to Fighting-types are. The big blob Weezing usually pops up. Toxicroak also has a nice ability and a good set of resistances, so he helps deal with specific threats. Also, he's the only user of priority on my team after Spiritomb.
"I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off."
"I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a roller coaster ride to hell."
" “I’m the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island”… with what ass? Pancake ass…"
"I’m putting Vaseline on my face, taking my earrings out, putting my hair up & I’m beating the crap out of her."
Ahh Jenni and I would be best friends. ^__^ Have you seen Jenni throw a punch! Definitely Kangaskhan material. xD And if anyone can make a gif of her socking Mike I'd love you forever. ;D
"Jwoww"
Kangaskhan@Leftovers
Ability:Scrappy
Nature:Adamant
EV's:212HP/248Atk/48Spe
-Substitute
-Wish
-Focus Punch
-Return
One of the major road blocks SubPunchers face are Ghost-types, particularly Spiritomb. Kangaskhan doesn't share this problem with Fighting-types, however, because of her Ability. Scrappy is awesome and SubPunch is one of Kangaskhan's most effective sets. Return hits incredibly hard and this set gives decent enough coverage. Wish was added over Focus Punch because it gives my team a lot of support. Wish can be passed to Mesprit, Spritomb, and my other 2 SubPunchers so they can continue their cycle. Kangaskhan can even beat Weezing if my prediction is good enough.
Kangaskhan's job is to weaken the Pokemon my opponent will use to counter my other SubPunchers. Because she can hit Ghosts, Kangaskhan can eliminate Spiritomb to help aid Toxicroak. The Wish passing is also useful to help her teammates keep dishing out Substitute's or to heal Mesprit and Spiritomb because they lack that. The HP EV's allow 101 Subs, enough Speed for 4 Speed Uxie, and the rest in Attack.
"You just take your shirt off and they come to you, it's like how a fly comes to shit."
"my number one rule; don't fall in love at the jersey shore" - yeah you kept that one dipshit
"I would give her dick and bubblegum. I would send her a picture of my dick in a pack of bubblegum & say 'chew on this."
Yeah it was hard to find good quotes of you douche bag Ron. Seriously what does Sammi see in this guy anyway? Looks like shit. Oh wait the show is fake. ^__^
"Ronnie"
Hariyama@Leftovers
Nature:Careful
Ability:Thick Fat
EV's:80HP/76Atk/252SpD/100Spe
-Substitute
-Bulk Up
-Focus Punch
-Ice Punch
Hariyama is perfectly capable of abusing shit like Spiritomb and Restalk Weezing to set up. It's quite simple really, set up a Substitute on a Pokemon that can't break your Sub in one hit, and start using Bulk Up. After a few boosts, start OHKOing everything. I went for a specially defensive spread to abuse CroTomb, Weezing, and all that good stuff. On top of that, Bulk Up increases my Defense on top of Attack, so Special Defense EV's make much more sense. I've been thinking of Payback > Ice Punch but Venusaur is annoying. EV's are for Special Bulkiness with enough Speed to outspeed 16 Speed Weezing.
Hariyama is basically my win condition Pokemon. He's usually the one setting up and sweeping the weakened opposition. Hariyama's dark resist combined with decent bulk is really helpful, and is useful for "oh shit" moments like when NPDoom crits my poor Milotic.
Thanks for looking at my RMT and I hope you all enjoyed it. And don't forget to tune in every Thursday at @ 10/9c only on MTV!!!
