"No lollygaggin'" - Whiterun Guard
AT A FRICKIN GLANCE
IN FUCKING DEPTH
Meowstic (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 76 Spd / 252 HP / 180 Def
Bold Nature
- Trick
- Thunder Wave
- Yawn
- Psyshock
DOES THIS LOOKS LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY?NO, IT DOENS'T, HE'S THE DEVIL'S SON, AND HE WILL TRICK YOU TO YOUR DEATH, HIS YAWN IS LIKE A ROAR WHEN FACING A GARCHOMP, WHO HEARD SAID IT'S LIKE EXPERIENCING HELL, HIS THUNDER WAVE SHALL SLOW DOWN ALL, I'M LOOKING AT ALL THE DRAGONS, HIS POWER IS SO OUTSTANDING, THAT A PSYSHOCK WILL HIT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE THAT FEARS IT WITH A WOUND THAT WILL NEVER HEAL, BUT HE WONT DIE, NOT BECAUSE HE'S MERCIFUL, IT'S JUST BECAUSE HE WANTS TO SEE YOU SUFFERING BEFORE HE EATS YOUR SOUL.
Greninja @ Life Orb
Ability: Protean
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 Atk
Hasty Nature
- Ice Beam
- Dark Pulse
- Hydro Pump
- U-turn
Look at this motherfucker, just look at him, that "scarf" is his FRICKING THONGUE, WHAT.THE.FUCK GAME FREAK!SERIOUSLY!(His "Lick" should get a 50% bonus, just like STAB)This is a standard set, but I use him diferently (I'm assuming that if you're a rater, you already know what he can do and things like that), him and Rotom-W can work really well as a VolTurn core, Greninja deals with the bulky grass types, and then he U-Turns to Rotom, so he can set up a burn with WoW, do some damage, maybe rest, and then Volt Switch if nescessary, so Greninja can clean up the threats.
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Lucario @ Lucarionite
Ability: Steadfast
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Jolly Nature
- Close Combat
- Bullet Punch
- Extreme Speed
- Swords Dance
This motherfucker is so motherfucking op, that he's going to motherfucking kill those motherfucking fairies, while he kills those motherfucking steel/dark/rock types with the most motherfucking strong motherfucking fighting STAB with motherfucking Close Combat, since he's already motherfucking frail, the defense loss wont mean shit, Extreme fucking Speed is great fucking priority, and he can kill a motherfucking Gliscor with no motherfucking problem if he lacks motherfucking Earthquake, Swords Dance gives a great motherfucking boost, allowing to fuck mothers even harder. the HP motherfucking EVs give him a better chance to set up a motherfucking SD.
Chansey (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SDef
Impish Nature
- Aromatherapy
- Seismic Toss
- Soft-Boiled
- Toxic
I dont believe there's much to say about Chansey, this is a pretty standard set, since my team hates status, i place Aromatherapy there, I'd really like to fit Wish somewhere, how about changing Soft-Boiled to wish?Might be a godd idea, i dunno.
BTW: Am I the only one who thinks that "Koffsey" looks like Dr. Evil?
Rotom-Wash @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SAtk / 252 Def
Bold Nature
- Hydro Pump
- Volt Switch
- Will-O-Wisp
- Rest
Look at him, just look at him, one of the biggest threats in OU, IS A FUCKING WASHER, A WASHER.SERIOUS.THIS IS JUST STUPID, LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKER, HE'S GONA WASH YOUR SOUL TO DEATH, AND THEN GET OUT WITH VOLT SWITCH LIKE IF NOTHING HAPPENED, LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THE MOTHERFUCKER IS, HE'S THE DEVIL, AND MEOWSTIC IS HIS SON. Now no joking, Hydro Pump is a really good STAB (o rly, no one knew that), Volt Switch is the second part of the combo, which i already explained, WoW can cripple thing like Garchomp so badly, and it also forces opposing Rotom-W to use rest, giving me a free turn to switch or something, Rest gives Rotom a second life.
Gliscor @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 244 HP / 252 Def / 12 Spd
Impish Nature
- Earthquake
- Protect
- Substitute
- Toxic
He's like my worst fear, A FLYING SCORPION. A FLYING FUCKING SCORPION MIXED WITH A BAT.HE'S WORSE THAN SPIDERS, AND IF HE OUTSPEEDS YOU, PREPARE, BECAUSE YOU AINT TOUCHIN' HIM.The combination Protect + Substitute and Toxic Orb + Posion Heal, makes so that he doesnt lose any HP, and can get touched, Toxic is so he can TStall you, and Earthquake hits steel and poison types for SE damage, but i'm thinking about changing, when 2 Gliscors meet together, we'll have to Struggle battle, which sucks alot, so another option would be great.
NICKNAMES!
Greninja: Pusseh Licker
Chansey: Gay Dr. Evil
Gliscor: Edward
IF YOU HAVE ANY FUNNY NICKNAMES FOR LUCARIO, MEOWSTIC AND ROTOM-W PLS SAY IT.
AT A FRICKIN GLANCE
IN FUCKING DEPTH
Meowstic (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 76 Spd / 252 HP / 180 Def
Bold Nature
- Trick
- Thunder Wave
- Yawn
- Psyshock
DOES THIS LOOKS LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY?NO, IT DOENS'T, HE'S THE DEVIL'S SON, AND HE WILL TRICK YOU TO YOUR DEATH, HIS YAWN IS LIKE A ROAR WHEN FACING A GARCHOMP, WHO HEARD SAID IT'S LIKE EXPERIENCING HELL, HIS THUNDER WAVE SHALL SLOW DOWN ALL, I'M LOOKING AT ALL THE DRAGONS, HIS POWER IS SO OUTSTANDING, THAT A PSYSHOCK WILL HIT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE THAT FEARS IT WITH A WOUND THAT WILL NEVER HEAL, BUT HE WONT DIE, NOT BECAUSE HE'S MERCIFUL, IT'S JUST BECAUSE HE WANTS TO SEE YOU SUFFERING BEFORE HE EATS YOUR SOUL.
Greninja @ Life Orb
Ability: Protean
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 Atk
Hasty Nature
- Ice Beam
- Dark Pulse
- Hydro Pump
- U-turn
Look at this motherfucker, just look at him, that "scarf" is his FRICKING THONGUE, WHAT.THE.FUCK GAME FREAK!SERIOUSLY!(His "Lick" should get a 50% bonus, just like STAB)This is a standard set, but I use him diferently (I'm assuming that if you're a rater, you already know what he can do and things like that), him and Rotom-W can work really well as a VolTurn core, Greninja deals with the bulky grass types, and then he U-Turns to Rotom, so he can set up a burn with WoW, do some damage, maybe rest, and then Volt Switch if nescessary, so Greninja can clean up the threats.
Lucario @ Lucarionite
Ability: Steadfast
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Jolly Nature
- Close Combat
- Bullet Punch
- Extreme Speed
- Swords Dance
This motherfucker is so motherfucking op, that he's going to motherfucking kill those motherfucking fairies, while he kills those motherfucking steel/dark/rock types with the most motherfucking strong motherfucking fighting STAB with motherfucking Close Combat, since he's already motherfucking frail, the defense loss wont mean shit, Extreme fucking Speed is great fucking priority, and he can kill a motherfucking Gliscor with no motherfucking problem if he lacks motherfucking Earthquake, Swords Dance gives a great motherfucking boost, allowing to fuck mothers even harder. the HP motherfucking EVs give him a better chance to set up a motherfucking SD.
Chansey (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SDef
Impish Nature
- Aromatherapy
- Seismic Toss
- Soft-Boiled
- Toxic
I dont believe there's much to say about Chansey, this is a pretty standard set, since my team hates status, i place Aromatherapy there, I'd really like to fit Wish somewhere, how about changing Soft-Boiled to wish?Might be a godd idea, i dunno.
BTW: Am I the only one who thinks that "Koffsey" looks like Dr. Evil?
Rotom-Wash @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SAtk / 252 Def
Bold Nature
- Hydro Pump
- Volt Switch
- Will-O-Wisp
- Rest
Look at him, just look at him, one of the biggest threats in OU, IS A FUCKING WASHER, A WASHER.SERIOUS.THIS IS JUST STUPID, LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKER, HE'S GONA WASH YOUR SOUL TO DEATH, AND THEN GET OUT WITH VOLT SWITCH LIKE IF NOTHING HAPPENED, LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THE MOTHERFUCKER IS, HE'S THE DEVIL, AND MEOWSTIC IS HIS SON. Now no joking, Hydro Pump is a really good STAB (o rly, no one knew that), Volt Switch is the second part of the combo, which i already explained, WoW can cripple thing like Garchomp so badly, and it also forces opposing Rotom-W to use rest, giving me a free turn to switch or something, Rest gives Rotom a second life.
Gliscor @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 244 HP / 252 Def / 12 Spd
Impish Nature
- Earthquake
- Protect
- Substitute
- Toxic
He's like my worst fear, A FLYING SCORPION. A FLYING FUCKING SCORPION MIXED WITH A BAT.HE'S WORSE THAN SPIDERS, AND IF HE OUTSPEEDS YOU, PREPARE, BECAUSE YOU AINT TOUCHIN' HIM.The combination Protect + Substitute and Toxic Orb + Posion Heal, makes so that he doesnt lose any HP, and can get touched, Toxic is so he can TStall you, and Earthquake hits steel and poison types for SE damage, but i'm thinking about changing, when 2 Gliscors meet together, we'll have to Struggle battle, which sucks alot, so another option would be great.
NICKNAMES!
Greninja: Pusseh Licker
Chansey: Gay Dr. Evil
Gliscor: Edward
IF YOU HAVE ANY FUNNY NICKNAMES FOR LUCARIO, MEOWSTIC AND ROTOM-W PLS SAY IT.